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  1. but especially Bort!

  2. But who did Trent Baretta beat? :(

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Triple H put him over.

    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Clearly Machismo is talking crap. Triple H held him down.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Whilst Trent beat his penis?

  3. Candlejack has been released from his contract. We wish him all the b

  4. Candlejack has been released from his contract. We wish him all the b

  5. Carlito forever, England never!

  6. Cast your bets on the next wrestler to get the serious parody treatment.

  7. Cesaro. Noted supporter of pushing kids into fountains.

  8. Chav Guerrero. Next great gimmick idea.

  9. Closed and moved to archives doesn't have the same ring to it :(

  10. Cloudy is pretty special, why haven't you wished him a happy birthday yet?

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Oh I get it, you think you're better than him right? Well that's just crazy! You're nothing!

    2. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      I don't think he knows who I am, Mr. Ego the Second.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Cloudy is a man of the people, I'm sure he knows everyone on here.

  11. Confession: I liked the Mean Street Posse.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      My favorite member was Willie Green (the Unseen).

  12. Congratulations 007. You saved the girl and destroyed most of my equipment. I hope you're happy 007?

  13. Cory Graves has feelings to, you know. :(

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      What kind of feelings does he harbour towards you know?

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Deep and disturbing ones.

  14. Could Kriss Sprules get away with saying "Hey, at least I'm not Shannon Moore!"?

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Shannon Moore's a douchebag has-been but at least he was in 3 Count. Sprules can't say that.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Shannon Moore has been a pro wrestler. Sprules can't say that.

    4. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      But Sprules was in the unanimous winner for EWB MOTY once.

  15. Damn you, "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots"! Can't we all just get along?

  16. Daredevil's a dirty commie.

  17. Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine You guys are on my mind You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see I wanna be famous. I wanna live close to the sun Well pack your bags cuz I've already won Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day cuz I wanna be famous na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

  18. Describe a song title using your penis.

    1. JasonM
    2. LL!

      LL!

      wifoao;iejf;eawijfio;awejf;oejw fiojaw;oifjeaio;fjawio;fjawio;fjewaio;fj;ewioafj;aweifjeio;wafje;aiojfa;wfjaewiofja;ijf;eiawjf;iowjefia;j;feojwa;foijewiofjaweiofjawiofje;waoijfwa;ifje;iwajf;iowajf;aioj;f;weijfa;wiofjaeiowfjaoiefja;iwojfaeiojfa

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      I tried by my dick hit ctl alt del all at once.

  19. Did anyone buy Avapro from that guy?

  20. Did I really see a Dad's Army reference in a status earlier? :o

  21. Did MPH die, on the way back to his home planet?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      In an EWB sense, yes, he is dead. His account has been deleted.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I would have pegged him as more of a mutant than an alien.

  22. Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

  23. Disco fever!

    1. Thrilla
    2. Noah

      Noah

      Disco Fever,

      Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

  24. Do you know how much you annoy me?

    The answer is a lot

    Should I list the reasons why?

    Well, I don't see why not

    It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face You always need a hug

    Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug

    That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex

    And, oh my God, stop telling me when you have ner...

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