Noah
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Cast your bets on the next wrestler to get the serious parody treatment.
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T-Lies
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Willy Bunn.
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The Cranial Hitman, Double X
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Cloudy is pretty special, why haven't you wished him a happy birthday yet?
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Congratulations 007. You saved the girl and destroyed most of my equipment. I hope you're happy 007?
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Could Kriss Sprules get away with saying "Hey, at least I'm not Shannon Moore!"?
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Shannon Moore's a douchebag has-been but at least he was in 3 Count. Sprules can't say that.
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Shannon Moore has been a pro wrestler. Sprules can't say that.
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But Sprules was in the unanimous winner for EWB MOTY once.
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Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine You guys are on my mind You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see I wanna be famous. I wanna live close to the sun Well pack your bags cuz I've already won Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day cuz I wanna be famous na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
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Describe a song title using your penis.
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Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
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Do you know how much you annoy me?
The answer is a lot
Should I list the reasons why?
Well, I don't see why not
It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face You always need a hug
Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug
That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex
And, oh my God, stop telling me when you have ner...