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  1. Figures. Finally finished downloading the updates for Minecraft and it's like 2am. Will have to have my first go at it tomorrow. :(

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Australian internet really must be bad, Minecraft isn't even that big.

    2. TheWho87

      TheWho87

      If its for consoles its just going to take a while cause you cant play online without it, plus you get all the new goodies.

  2. Free Cloudy in 2013!

    1. MDK

      MDK

      Free Cloudy? You'd have to pay me to take him.

  3. From a facebook friend:-"I would like to thank Russell Crowe for picking up my husband Russell Cook yesterday. My hubby was running to make the Rabbitohs game in the rain and a black hummer pulled up and a man asked my Russ if he wanted a lift, when my hubby looked around it was Russell Crowe, my hubby got in and was taken to the stadium. Thank you Mr Crowe as my kids and I were worried where he was. A true gentleman...."

    1. apsham

      apsham

      Probably a stripper named Russell Crowe.

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Perhaps it was Russell Crow.

    3. apsham

      apsham

      Kurt Russel Crowe

  4. Garrison Cade.

    1. Meacon Keaton
    2. nufan

      nufan

      totally just found out Luna is dead.. can't believe I missed that one

    3. MDK
  5. Gary Priest: Unofficial Biographer of Brad Harris.

  6. Gazz is slowly taking over EWB it seems.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      I stared work at 9am and finished my day's work by 9.35...

  7. Gazz vs Orton! Loser gets to fight Mick!

  8. Gazz vs Rich! Loser gets to fight Randy Orton!

    1. Rich

      Rich

      Gazz can lay down for me all he likes

  9. Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      which is all porn to me because i am a laboratory mouse whose genes have been splouced but still spare me your bullshit pinky.

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Haha giantess porn gene splouced typo

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      look i am very tired this is what you're getting today.

  10. Go Lionel Cole!

  11. Godamn cutting off my profile comments :(

  12. Good idea, status updates. Bad idea, this status update.

  13. Good Idea: Voting for Mr Pogo. Bad Idea: Voting for anyone else.

  14. Google is currently looking up an EWR update thread from Dec '11. Google is missing out on some fine masturbation topics.

  15. GREAT LEAPING SALAMANDERS OF FLAME!!!!

  16. GREATEST RIC FLAIR PORNO OF ALL TIME ------>>

  17. Haaaaaaaaaaappy Birthday!!

    Enjoy your 23rd but be sure you don't do anything Scott Hall wouldn't do!

  18. Happy B-Day Stiva!

    Gawd I miss the ole Corp-X gang.

  19. Happy Birthday man!

    Best person on EWB! Way better than those stinky north americans.

  20. Happy Birthday man!

    Best person on EWB! Way better than those stinky north americans.

  21. Has anyone ever told you that you are a disgusting, pus-filled bubo who has all the wit, charm and self-possession of an Alsatian dog after a head-swap operation?

  22. Have the Rolling Stones killed.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      But sir, those weren't the...

    2. Noah
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