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MannyIsBallin

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Status Updates posted by MannyIsBallin

  1. I got banned from Scott Keith's blog for disagreeing with his opinion.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Yes, but instead of pro wrestling, he writes about comic books and cartoons.

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      He's really matured.

    4. S.V. Ellis

      S.V. Ellis

      Who's Scott Keith?

  2. I don't want no scrubs.

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      Really? This is how low we've fallen?

    3. Rafael

      Rafael

      You're not livin' la vida loca.

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      I'm revoking Manny's Ballin' status.

  3. Isn't it ironic, like rain on your wedding day.

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    2. Adam

      Adam

      Alternatively, just look up that clip of Ed Byrne ranting about Alanis.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Irony is when you have too much iron in your blood.

    4. KONGO

      KONGO

      Irony is just a river in Egypt.

  4. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Manny is! This seems to be the only kind of status update he ever posts.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      Frankly, this is terrible relationship advice.

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Challenge Accepted.

  5. If you don't agree with my opinion on anything, that makes you stupid and retarded.

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    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      The and is important here, folks. Not just stupid. Not just retarded. Stupid AND retarded. Note it down, you stupid retards.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      I disager...aww fuck. FUCK.

    4. Hickey

      Hickey

      I thought the same way, when I was 11.

  6. I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong, and being wrong is for women.

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    2. The DBZemon King

      The DBZemon King

      Yeah you know my lyrics are sexist, but you lovely bitches should know I'm tryin' to correct this.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      Being dumb is for forums other than this one.

    4. Kaney

      Kaney

      My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

      I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant.

  7. Daniel Bryan is Bob Backlund 2013

    1. ROC

      ROC

      I feel like that's an insult to Daniel Bryan somehow, yet I can't figure out why.

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Pretty sure Bob Backlund is still the Bob Backlund of 2013

    3. Noah

      Noah

      That's Mister Backlund to you!

  8. Tonightwe will have a TAG TEAM MATCH!

  9. It's a championship title. A belt is what you put around your pants so they don't fall off. A championship title is what you wear after you win a very important sports entertainment contest.

    1. Plubby

      Plubby

      It also holds up Cena's Jorts. If it looks like a belt, and it acts like a belt...chances are it's a belt.

    2. MannyIsBallin
    3. MannyIsBallin
  10. My future is so bright, I gots to wear shades.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Your future is definetly not pointing to a career in stand-up.

    2. The DBZemon King

      The DBZemon King

      My future is so bright, I got to wear suntan lotion. Last time I didn't I got a nasty burn

  11. It used to upset me when those kids never gave the Trix rabbit cereal. Selfish bastards.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      I'm sure he left some chocolate chips in there for a little revenge.

    2. Noah
  12. Straight outta Compton, crazy mother fucker named Ice Cube

  13. Someday, I'll be living in a big ol' city, and all you're ever gonna be is mean.

  14. I did it for The Rock... I did it for... the people.

    1. xXEdgeXx

      xXEdgeXx

      Shut up 'ya thong-wearing fatty!

  15. My glasses... But... there was time now!

  16. Thats not fair to Flair!

  17. I dunno about you, but I'm feeling 22.

  18. Something, something, the Simpsons

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