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From Sportinglife A "fighting drunk" has admitted punching Sir Alex Ferguson in the groin and head butting a police community support officer. Forty-three-year-old Kevin Reynolds pleaded guilty to assaulting the Manchester United manager outside a train station before attacking the officer and racially abusing him. Reynolds appeared at City of London Magistrates Court and was warned he could be jailed when he is sentenced at a later date at London's Southwark Crown Court. The attack took place on Monday shortly after 4pm when Sir Alex was waiting for his driver outside Euston Station in central London. Reynolds, originally from Fife but now of no fixed abode, approached Sir Alex, who initially thought that the man staggering towards him was a beggar asking for money, the court heard. Instead Reynolds struck Sir Alex in the groin area, leaving him doubled up in pain. The court was told today that Reynolds then said: "I'm sorry Fergie. I did not know it was you." He then chanted: "Fergie, Fergie, shut your mouth" - a football shout common in Scotland. A police support officer arrived at the scene at which point Sir Alex pointed out his aggressor. While trying to restrain Reynolds, PCSO Peace Toluwa was head butted in the face, causing a cut to his upper lip. He was then subjected to a number of racial slurs by Reynolds. The drunk, who had consumed half a bottle of vodka and a number of strong lagers prior to the assault, called PCSO Toluwa "monkey lips" and "black bastard". Sir Alex was said to be left stunned by the attack and suffered soreness and tenderness as a result of the punch. He did not need further treatment. In court Reynolds pleaded guilty to two counts of racially-aggravated public order, one common assault and one count of actual bodily harm. Reynolds' defence counsel, Adeola Olowu, said her client at first thought it was merely someone who looked like Sir Alex and not actually the renowned football manager himself. She added that her client said he was joking around and that he struck Sir Alex whilst shadow boxing. Sitting magistrate Daphne Wickham said: "I do not think Sir Alex Ferguson saw this as a joke." She said Reynolds was "a fighting drunk", adding that her powers of sentence, which allow for six months' imprisonment, were insufficient. She committed the case to Southwark Crown Court at a future date and remanded Reynolds in custody.

It's slightly better than losing to Tesco...have you seen their team? But, embarrassing defeat nonetheless. Keith Gillespie..hang your head in shame, son.

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I like it, although I'd say it'd be better if you could clearly see the whole message that you've written.

I tell you what...If Richard Keys wasn't Richard Keys...he would no doubt have been sacked for that. Once a ledge, always a ledge IMO.

Lol. What's Keyes' mood tonight? Does he think this was a silly game at a daft ground, too?

It is indeed. If all goes well, they should win the next 2 qualifiers too, even though they're both away. Cyprus and San Marino the opponents....shouldn't be too difficult. After that it's Rep Ire at Home and the dreaded Germany away I think. Even though we can't qualify now, it'd be nice to finish in a respectable position.

Aye, although the unlikely fightback Wales might've made is now impossible...Czech Republic beat Rep. Ire, making it mathematically impossible for Wales to qualify. Shame...I could honestly see Wales qualifying after this evening's performance

Would be good, although there's still only 2pts seperating Scotland, France and Italy ...so it's still gonna be tres difficile (no pun intended, honest) for them.

That was ALMOST as impressive as Wales' victory earlier.

Rio is a legend. He took that well, but not as well as... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1WUPoAB1IQ...ted&search= EDIT: And fuckin ell...Scotland do the double over France. wp.

Wow. Scotland 1-0 up on France - 18mins plus time added left.

Talking of Shoot 'Em up ....how long were Christian Cage (and I'm sure I've seen Jericho's name credited somewhere) actually in the movie for? I'd imagine they were really short parts, but have wondered how long we actually see him/them for.

A guy called Marc Pearson makes some good wrestling vids on there. He reviews all the shows etc. and puts new ones up daily. I believe his user is "pearson101". You'll probably like him, or hate him after watching the first video. He knows his stuff, though. And I'm sure you've heard of the Botchamania vids. Whether this comes under your belonging on You've Been Framed category or not, I'm not sure...They're funny nonetheless.

I'm alot happier that you're spoiling the fact that Australia actually lost, rather than won mind. And on second viewing of the TV guide, Sky are showing a 2 hour show tonight at 12, and it includes the Pakistan-Scotland highlights, so they'll probably only show the wickets and boundaries.

Well played mate, WAS gonna catch the repeat of this on Sky later (Y) But, this is a big win for Zimbabwe. The Aussies were the 2/1 favourites with most bookies as of yesterday.

"2-0 England, 2-0 Michael Owen - And it's almost like old times" says Motty as he spasm's out of his chair.

He won't pass too often, not when Daddy's watching. Btw, anyone else think Motty is an annoying prick? Can't stand the bloke, me.

Everyone should congratulate Wales before commenting on this game England have looked good so far. Could easily be more than 1-0. Heskey had a one-on-one saved, and Owen slipped when he could have put in the rebound. Ball in the net for Russia...handball - still 1-0.

I'd say it's "alright". Better than what you currently have in your sig anyway. I don't particularly like the font for CM Punk...and the fact that the pictures on the right and left look exactly the same, except one stands out more. If I was marking out of 10, I'd say 5 at most to be honest.

Damn Chelsea fans.

- Well at first it looked and sounded like a girl...until I noticed stubble. But you've got as close to the answer as anyone can get I think.

From sportinglife.com Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney looks set to make a swift return to action. The England striker has been out of action since fracturing a bone in his left foot during United's goalless draw with Reading on the opening day of the Premier League season. He was not considered for England's Euro 2008 qualifiers against Israel and Russia and was expected to be sidelined for a further month. However, reports now suggest he could be back as early as this weekend after a new x-ray showed the healing process was ahead of schedule. There is a chance Rooney could be on the bench for United's clash with former club Everton on Saturday, or their Champions League opener against Sporting Lisbon next Wednesday. It would be nice from a United fans' perspective, but I don't think we'll see him until at least the Chelsea game if I'm honest.

Can someone put i somewhere not on Photobucket cause all i get is the red x. Well, it was showing for me earlier. But now, all I can see is the red x, like you.

Could someone KyKy this please? Thanks in advance