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Catchy, I like. Chico-esq ...

When he said Ronan Keeting wrote it, I didn't think he meant Ronan Keeting's clone sang it as well.

She looked like someone who would do horrible things to you in the bedroom. 1. Azerbaijan 2. Iceland 3. Portugal 4. Greece 5. Sweden 6. Malta 7. Maldova 8. Israel 9. Estonia 10. Armenia 11. Bosnia 12. Russia 13. Croatia 14. Lithuania 15. France

I like this, but I hate it at the same time. EDIT: Did she eat the real Malta entry?

I was expecting him to go into a rock opera about Dracula.

Yes! Loved that! Azerbaijan goes to the top of my fave list.

Russia has just gave me nightmares. What the fuck was up with the ageing face thing? 1. Iceland 2. Portugal 3. Greece 4. Sweden 5. Israel 6. Armenia 7. Russia 8. Croatia 9. Lithuania 10. France

Greece could have easily been sung by Basshunter. And I liked it. I can imagine dancing to it in a club quite easily. 1. Iceland 2. Portugal 3. Greece 4. Sweden 5. Israel 6. Croatia 7. Lithuania 8. France EDIT: "Sung" ... you know what I mean so I'll leave it in.

1. Portugal 2. Sweden 3. Israel 4. Croatia 5. Lithuania 6. France I really liked Portugal's. Iceland is sounding good so far as well.

Enjoyed that. My fave so far.

This is why I love Eurovision. What else, other than the Olympic Opening Ceremony, has this kind of theatrics?

Not long till it starts. I love me some Eurovision. Even if I get angry at the end, and I have to listen to Norton for a few hours (he's okay in small doses), you can't beat the gimmicky-ness of Eurovision.

I don't like watching the semis, because it spoils the surprise on the night. I'm completely avoiding everything and anything to do with Eurovision until Saturday. Except of course the UK's entry, which is probably our best in a long long time (though I did like Andy last year), but it isn't going to get us far. Top 10 finish is the best we can hope for, bottom half finish most likely though.

Dinosaur Pile Up, Anchor Fast Anchor, and Frank Turner are all musts for me. A lot of other acts I am tempted by. Main stage looks very weak this year though, they haven't even got the Wildcats of Kilkenny.

How many songs: 2033 Sort by song title: First Song: 'A' Bomb in Wardour Street - The Jam Last Song: 9mm and a Three-Piece Suit - Streetlight Manifesto Sort by time: Shortest Song: Intro (Absolution) - Muse (:23) Longest Song: Better Man - Oasis (38:03) Sort by album: First Song: Intro - Muse - Absolution Last Song: The Impossible Dream - Andy Williams - The Very Best of Andy Williams Sort by artist: First song: Get On Your Knees - age Against The Machine Last song: I Know I'll Never Leave - The Zutons Top Five Most Played Songs: 1. Mountains - Biffy Clyro 2. 1930 - Gaslight Anthem 3. Dear Sergio - Streetlight Manifesto 4. Man In The Machine - Royworld 5. Mr Brightside - The Killers First 5 songs that comes up on Shuffle: 1. The Hardest Part - Blondie 2. Days - The Kinks 3. Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter - Iron Maiden 4. Starman - David Bowie 5. Life In A Glass House - Radiohead Search: "heart", how many songs come up? 10 "death", how many songs come up? 16 "love", how many songs come up? 79 "you", how many songs come up? 198

I am waiting for Rocky Andrews to do something. He owns Fatso's, a sandwich chain in Teesside, and I believe also has one in Newcastle somewhere. I immediately want him to win.

They did have a lot in common, really. Both had no talent other than the ability to play the media, and used it to their ultimate advantage. Obviously, Diana did it more subtly all the while holding herself with grace and charm. EDIT: Of course, when I say "a lot", I mean one thing ¬_¬

I had no idea who was their real father, to be honest. Any option would be better than Tweed, who will hopefully soon be sent to prison.

Certainly. It seemed the backlash of the Big Brother race row happened in reverse order. The most racist, Danielle Lloyd, gets the least negative press, and the least racist, Jade Goody, gets the most of it. I don't think she was racist, but I still think she was so many things that adding "racist" to it wouldn't make a difference. I despised her and while I wouldn't wish cancer or death on anyone I could not care less that she has passed on, my life will not be at all impacted by this event and I will hopefully forget she ever existed as long as the press allow me to. Which reminds me of who I really hate from all this, Max Clifford and the Media. More the former, as I feel he and Jade manipulated the Media, not the other way around. They are dangling a massive story in front of them, so the Media would be stupid to pass up on easy money. It was Jade Goody's choice to die without dignity, and I really hope for her kids that they don't grow up constantly in the public eye just because their mother was a media whore. But lets face it, with Jack Tweed as their legal guardian, I fully expect them to grow into a similar monster. All that is left to be seen is if the funeral rights have been passed on to OK Magazine or LivingTV.

1. Tunguy 2. O'Neil 3. Pogatetz 4. Wheater 5. Aliadiere

http://www.comedy.org.uk/guide/tv/cowards/ Just watched all three episodes on the iPlayer out of boredom. How did i not hear about this before? I think it is great. I love subtle sketch shows, and this one is great. I'd like to see it get another series with more than three episodes. And i want to be Mike Ucknell's PA.

I do plan to call my son Walker on the Rocks.

Coolio annoys me sometimes. 90% of the time he is funny as hell, but the other 10% he just goes overboard and becomes an attention seeker. Can't believe they saved Ben. Nothing against him but he just doesn't entertain me. Then again, i can't really explain why i prefer Ulrika to him, but i do. And Lucy is just hot. Verne, Terry, Tommy and Tina are great. I don't really dislike anyone in the house at the moment. Latoya has really surprised me as well.

JBL wrote this on his latest WWE Universe blog:

I don't know, seeing some lass fall on her face as she attempts to jump over a swinging bar has its upsides.