ROC

If you're not LLucas Lee next, it'll be a damn shame.

Former Alabama and "current" San Francisco 40ers player Glen Coffee has retired. AT THE AGE OF 23.

You see GoGo, I had Crossbones, but my mortality spoke in front of my eyes. Michael Tarver was in front of my eyes. And I was disjointed and couldn't think straight. And that is why Crossbones is not on my list.

I guarantee you Sugar Dunkerton's NXT live tweeting is better than NXT itself. Guaranteed.

Favorite mega-pushes in my TEW game: Jesse Neal, Kenny King, Reid Flair, Caylen Croft.

I think Peggy Olson is real foxy, except she looks exactly like a friend of mine, which creeps me out a bit.

So I either have a concept that could be incredible, or could be completely ridiculous.

Sousa facebook de-friended me.

Arcade Fire's new one leaked. You know what to do.

Dear dome, I present the final setup for NXT SEASON 3. ROC TRIES TO DO A FULL ON DIARY! IN THE DOME!

Finally have the rookies and pros and ideas set to finally open up NXT Season 3. There might be a bit of rushed dialogues to get to it, but I think I'm excited to do this.

Go to the Dome. The Season 3 NXT Rookies are revealed, bro!

Danny DeVito reminded us all last night of the true American dream: getting a "bang maid."

Twitter is the only place on earth where it is a bold statement to like John Cena more than Heath Slater.

HOLY FUCK, AN AMERICAN RUN-IN AND THEY BECOME THE CHAMPIONS.

If Summ doesn't make the EWBaby a punk baby, then I don't know Summ. Congrats!

Let's go Iceland! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

If this NXT diary never gets off the ground, I will punch you, punch you, Sousa!

Admittedly, I weigh 190-195 at most right now, but still a fine endeavor.

I support your weight loss experiment as I am doing much the same! Eating more croutons and avoiding the fat.

Bad!

You so are keeping the Paul Rudd mancrush into 2010, aren't you?

You got a wingnut -1 down guy like I do! It's so puzzling.

THAT CANNOT BE JOHN LENNON. JOHN LENNON NEVER TOOK HIS GLASSES OFF.

I have at least two of the Beatles remasters. WHO KNEW THERE WAS BASS ON "LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS"!? It is wonderful.