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How come when I try go on the Ultimate Team thing it tells me to buy the game? I've already pre-ordered it.

That's hilarious.

Has there been any mega-pack's released lately?

What role do you play him in? Struggling to score for me so far. He's a lone striker in a 4-2-3-1 set as a poacher.

Kevin Gameiro is a fucking idiot. Started a game with Newcastle and signed him for 7 million. Sold Shola Ameobi and Nile Ranger which nearly got me my money back, leaving a grand total of 3 strikers. Gameiro, Leon Best and Shefki fucking Kuqi. I brought in Humberto Suazo for 5 million so he can sit on the bench and sub for Gameiro, and get a message from Kevin saying he is concerned about the number of rivals for his position (ONE, considering Best and Kuqi are in the reserves). I told him he's my first choice, and so far he's led me to a 4-0 win over Blackpool in the opener scoring two, and a 4-1 over Man City in game two, again scoring two goals. I then get a message from him saying he's not been getting enough first team football like I promised him and requested a transfer. I told him to fuck off (more like begged him to stay), and he apologized. The fucking idiot.

But it was the boring half.

I agree, but I've played it since I was the Blue Square leagues though, and now am in the Championship. :s

If it means me not having to watch the same half star players play against other half star players for hours on end then I'll quite happily be called a cheater.

The lower levels get really boring when it's a bunch of shit regens playing for every team with the highest stat being 7. I just got Man Utd as a parent club. Fucking wonderful.

I holidayed four of the nine seasons, and the rest I get through quickly because I have matches set to only commentary and fastest speed most of the time. I play about 3-4 hours a day

Just won promotion to the Championship with St. Helens, making that 7 league wins and promotions in 9 years, and 4th in a row. Still haven't achieved my goal of selling out the stadium yet though. Edit: And when I ask for a new contract they say no :/ !

If you've already tallied mine up before the edit, then I just changed 10. from DMX to The Game.

Looking through the leagues as I got in to 2016 and somebodies on a fucking roll.

1. Eminem 2. Kanye West 3. 2 Pac 4. Dr. Dre 5. Jay-Z 6. Nas 7. Tech N9ne 8. Notorious B.I.G 9. Lil Wayne 10. The Game

Two consecutive promotions with St. Helens and I'm the Ryman Premier Division next season! Woo, only another 6 years MINIMUM before I'm in the Premiership.

At St. Helens my generated scout is called Bruce Willis, and my generated goalkeeper is called John McLean. If only is was McClane.

Started a game as St. Helens in the 9th tier of English football using an expansion, for the one and only reason because they play at Knowsley Road which has a capacity of about 15000 I think. My only goal is to get at least one stadium sellout in my career. They don't even play at that stadium irl.

Ryan Babel, my best left winger just said he's unhappy because I signed a couple of midfielders. I told him he's my first choice, he said he doesn't believe me. Fair enough if he doesn't believe me, but why the fuck would he argue to the point where he said there's no way he's backing down. Just fucking believe me! Yeah, player chats need overhauling on the next game. That happens for too often.

This could make for some interesting Internationals, of course the majority are U.S, but... Kofi Kingston (Ghana) Wade Barrett (England) Rey Mysterio (US/Mexico) Christian (Canada) Chris Jericho (US/Canada) Kane (Spain) Vladimir Kozlov (Russia) Ezekiel Jackson (Guyana) Alberto Del Rio (Mexico) The Great Khali (India) Sin Cara (Mexico) Yoshi Tatsu (Japan) Sheamus (Ireland) Drew McIntyre (Scotland) Justin Gabriel (South Africa) Mason Ryan (Wales) Carlito (Puerto Rico) Primo (Puerto Rico) Chavo Guerrero (US/Mexico)

Argh shit, good point also. I have Ezekiel Jackson at the minute as a goalie, and Chris Jericho too, but might change Y2J. How about Jack Swagger?

Khali for sure. Forgot he existed.

They can be the physio's

Kane's a CB and I dunno about Morrison I kinda pictured him as a winger.

Creating a WWE team out of boredom, and I have no idea who to have as a Goalkeeper. Any suggestions?

Can't get enough of J. Cole at the minute.