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EWFan2004

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  1. Team America Gary: What happened to the base? Intelligence: It was destroyed by a socialist weasel. Lisa: Promise me you'll never die. Gary: You know I can't promise that. Lisa: Promise me you'll never die and I'll make love to you right now. Gary: I promise I'll never die. South Park Woman in Theatre: [Terrence And Phillip are singing and two movie patrons walk out in the middle of the song] What garbage! Man in Theatre: Well, what do you expect, they're Canadian! Baseketball Coop: I'm not gonna do it, dude, end of story! Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude! Coop: Dude! Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude! Coop: Dude! Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude! [Coop looks shocked] Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude. Coop: I see your point. Orgazmo Joe Young: They want me to do a sequel. Lisa: A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first? Joe Young: Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge. Lisa: Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself? Joe Young: No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis... Lisa: Wow!
  2. where can I find all the banners for 4.2?
  3. The whole monologue at the end of Team America just cracks me up.
  4. True Romance: Unedited 10/10 Great Cast, great story and most importantly this is why Quentin owns.
  5. I'll help with Mulholland Drive, I know Lynch is confusing MoFo so here we go: A woman (Laura Elena Harring) suffing from amnesia so she is help by another woman (Naomi Watts) and somehow doing the film (I think) they are lost lovers. Plus the film deals with small black box ala Hellraiser.
  6. It's sucks not to see the Punisher on that list. Best Fight Action Villian Hero Flim Nuff Said
  7. The trailor owns so does Hopper. "Zomibes man they creep me out."
  8. Saw the trailor it's a shame this got canned Damm you FOX
  9. Milla is cool so lets leave it at that Fixed My Jennifer Connelly pic
  10. Here's mine: 5. Brittany Murphy 4. Nicole Kidman 3. Jennifer Connelly 2. Eva Mendes 1. Salma Hayek
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    I know Edger is going snap one of these days or hours But I like that the terroists blew up AF1 just to get to the "FOOTBALL" I can't wait for next week.
  12. Download it before and watched it. I think that is funniest fan spoof trailor in a while.
  13. I never heard of this person. It like Halloween 9 all over agian.
  14. I guess my all time favourite fight scenes are: 1) They Live - Roddy Piper vs. Keith David 2) The Puisher - Tom Jane vs. Kevin Nash 3) Empire Strikes Back - Mark Hamil vs. Darth Vader 4) Scarface - Al Pacino vs. a group of Hitmen 5) Cradle 2 The Grave - Jet Li vs. a group of UFC fighters and 6) Freddy vs. Jason (Real World Fight) - Robert Englund vs. Ken Kirzinger That's about it
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    South Park

    Trey and Matt set a new standard in offensiveness. I cringed when Kyle's knees exploded.
  16. EWFan2004

    Goodfellas

    I miss Joe Pesci he needs a comeback movie.
  17. How do people green light this stuff, I mean this is like a popcorn movie, ala XXX and Fast and the Furious. Ripoff plot, ala T2 and Red Planet, Good actors wasted, and worst title ever. But I must say the Ring of Fire looks cool.
  18. I don't why weveryone disowns Esp. 1 and 2. They both good Star Wars flims. Sure Jar Jar was a waste of CGI's but at least we got to see kick some Sith ass in Esp. 2 Back on Esp. 3 why did Gary Oldman pull out of playing Gen. Girevous. Something to SAG I think.
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