Team America
Gary: What happened to the base?
Intelligence: It was destroyed by a socialist weasel.
Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
Gary: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: Promise me you'll never die and I'll make love to you right now.
Gary: I promise I'll never die.
South Park
Woman in Theatre: [Terrence And Phillip are singing and two movie patrons walk out in the middle of the song] What garbage!
Man in Theatre: Well, what do you expect, they're Canadian!
Baseketball
Coop: I'm not gonna do it, dude, end of story!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude!
Coop: Dude!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude!
Coop: Dude!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude!
[Coop looks shocked]
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude.
Coop: I see your point.
Orgazmo
Joe Young: They want me to do a sequel.
Lisa: A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?
Joe Young: Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.
Lisa: Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?
Joe Young: No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis...
Lisa: Wow!