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Nacho Libre - 6/10 Fun little movie here. Jack Black's acting is hardly stunning as he manages to slip into American and Italian tone while actually trying to be Mexican - however his Tenacious D-like singing moments made added some more comedic style. The story was predictable from start to finish, it stuck to the same formula as many movies these days in the writing and style - but it was fun. It's no Snakes on a Plane but its still good.

Football Manager 2006 - PC Final Fantasy VII - PS1 Worms World Party - PS1 Sonic and Knuckles - MD Pokemon Silver - GBC Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - PS2 WWF Smackdown! 2: Know Your Role - PS1 Super Mario 3D - N64 Goldeneye - N64 Pro Evolution Soccer 5 - PS2

Lawan is awesome for me at Sweden in 2012 The ironic thing is, he currently plays for Gothenburg who're currently managed by none other than Craig Levein

Multi Purpose Chemical - political based band who are top rate for live quality and not so bad on the old recordings. Don't be put off by Hop Skip if that isn't your thing, check their other tunes on myspace.(www.multipurposechemical.com) A re-pimp for Crotchduster for those who missed these wacky folks, and their dog drummer Cane. I'm pretty sure i've pimped Nothingface enough, however they aren't well known in the UK, don't know about the US. The Eagles of Death Metal well because. I'll find some more later.

Cygans joined Villareal for £2 million according to sky sports. Nonda going to Blackburn on a loan deal is a pretty good bit of unmentioned buisness so far. Sibierski? Meh, possibly could be acceptable but also has the potential to flop majorly.

I nearly had a heartattack when I saw Tevez had joined West Ham Now I've read all this it sort of makes sense to me, although I still can't believe it. Despite all the controversy its awesome to see decent players going to clubs which aren't in the big four. This can only make the Premiership much more rounded and competitive, love it!

Defoe would be a major scalp for Villa, I really hope he makes the move - it would be awesome to see in my books. Agathe could do a decent backup job while Petrov will do alright also. Cross fingers Villa manage a couple of solid to top rate signings.

In no specific order: Dave Lister - Red Dwarf (Craig Charles) Arnold Judas Rimmer - Red Dwarf (Chris Barrie) Alan Partridge - I'm Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan) Dr. Niles Crane - Frasier (David Hyde Pierce) and i can't think of any more

BWAHAHA, Sunderland are having a fun time of it eh? Bury rock, nice on 9 to 5

www.crotchduster.com Check them out now, imagine what every style of music in each song would sound like alongside a massive rush of death metal. It's strange but over time amazing listening. Mammal Sauce fucking rocks. (Y)

Knew Middlesbrough leading at Reading wouldn't last. I really can't see anything apart from relegation awaiting them unless they fire Southgate, terrible pre-season record and terrible start to the season. Good on Villa as well, heard it was rather fortunate but still - well done boys

1. Watford 2. Aston Villa 3. Reading 4. Newcastle United 5. Tottenham Hotspur 6. Sheffield United 7. Blackburn Rovers 8. Arsenal 9. West Ham United 10. Bolton Wanderers 11. Liverpool 12. Wigan Athletic 13. Fulham 14. Manchester City 15. Everton 16. Charlton Athletic 17. Chelsea 18. Middlesbrough 19. Manchester United 20. Portsmouth

TAFKA's Prem Table 06/07 Prediction 1. Chelsea - Can't rule against them i'm afraid. However they won't find it as easy this time. 2. Liverpool - Rafa's boys will do well this year, seems like hes got some good signings and a good squad. 3. Man Utd - I think Fergy will have overall a good year, cup success mostly - but won't be as good here. 4. Arsenal - Close call between them and Spurs for forth place, won't have it so easy this time around. 5. Tottenham - Looks like another improvement over the close season and I think they'll do well. 6. Blackburn - Top notch signings, all the players I would look at. They could even be higher than this. 7. Newcastle - Solid season for Roeder despite lack of top quality signings. 8. Aston Villa - O'Neill will have a solid start. But with more signings they will jump to 8th at the close season. 9. Bolton - I don't think they are as good overall this year. We'll have to see though. 10. West Ham - Slow start, but better at the end of the season. 11. Fulham - Coleman's got what it takes to keep these boys safe. 12. Wigan - Mid-table season, not as impactful as last year. 13. Everton - Johnson won't make that much difference. Not an amazing year. 14. Man City - Pearce isn't going to make massive jumps this year, if at all with City. 15. Charlton - Dowies made some good signings but I can't see him cutting it at this level. 16. Portsmouth - He's got the money but the signings concern me. I think Pompy will be in for a tricky one. 17. Watford - Shoot me, Boothroyd will keep them up, I've got a feeling. 18. Reading - I'd like to see them do well, but I can't see it. 19. Middlesbrough - Southgate isn't a Prem manager and I can't see them doing well even with him sacked. 20. Sheff Utd - Bye bye, nice knowing you. Akinbiyi will be their downfall.

Make sure you guys catch Leicester vs. Coventry tommorrow night, it's always a good game the M29 derby. Up teh Foxes! Leicester 3 - 1 Coventry

V for Vendetta 10/10 Excellent movie. Simply Excellent. I haven't watched a movie for a while that has kept me gripped for so long, and not wishing that it would end. The performances of Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving are excellent, and the supporting cast - including Steven Fry are on the same level. The story itself was stunning - and the ending was very satifying to me, they could have done it differently but kept "V" as what he always was...rather than as himself if you know what I mean. I can't wait to watch this again.

Carson has gone to Charlton on loan - breaking Sky Sports News. West Ham got an absolute swoop there, I remember Green's game against Man Utd for Norwich where he single handidly kept them in the game.

Well done to Argyle! I thought they'd have a hard time this year but they are flying 3-1! Leicester are back on track It's nice having a manager who isn't stubborn, can admit his mistakes and make the right changes

Just started a game with Stoke and I am joint top of the Championship after the end of August Pericard is an absolute God of the pitch, and alongside Bangouria he is awesome. Willy Gueret is also a top keeper, he's froze out Steve Simonsen who got injured before the start of the season. I also brought in Maheto Molango for my reserves and he's got some good potential, Mannix I also brought in from Liverpool to play at the moment in reserves - but he might move into the first team at some point. My current Starting 11 is: (4-4-2): 13. Willy Gueret - GK 4. Lewis Buxton - DR 2. Carl Hoefkins - DC 5. Michael Duberry © - DC 16. Clint Hill - DL 19. Luke Chadwick - MR 8. Dave Brammer - MC 17. Darel Russell - MC 11. Peter Kopteff - ML 14. Sambegou Bangoura - FC 7. Vincent Pericard - FC Bench: 1. Steve Simonsen, 6. Marlon Broomes, 12. Peter Sweeney, 18. Catilina Aubameyang, 10. Torres Hannes Siguardsson Aubameyang is my only signing who hasn't really settled in yet, but he does a decent job when he comes on as a sub. He's from Milan and 18? Something like that.

2-0! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is what Leicester should be playing like, we need to keep this up now! Come on City get some more!

Come on Leicester! Need to win this one or we're fucked! SUPPLE SAVES, CLOSE! COME ON CITY! Anyone else around today? FUCK YEAH! 1-0! KISNORBO!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leicester and Aston Villa are the only good thing in the Midlands honestly. Somerset has Bristol which sucks, although wouldn't mind seeing Bristol City in the Championship As for the England squad, I like it! I hope Beckham can make it back as a sub perhaps someday - if he improves his form. Nice to see Foster in the mix as he's been a very solid keeper.

Paul Wotton I will sign for any club I am with in this game, he is brillant. He was a mainstay in my International-stars Tottenham team alongside King at the back.

Me too, JD and Coke time