Rafael

HE CLEARED PEDRO'S FINISH OFF THE LINE IN THE CONFEDERATIONS CUP, HE'S A NATIONAL HERO~!

Ryan Bertrand? EDIT: Oh, he's capped.

We had an FM game here where the name of our fake manager was Ernesto Wamberto Brito. Figured someone would get it.

Years Team Apps† (Gls)† 1993–1996 Seraing 86 (13) 1996–1998 Standard Liège 53 (10) 1998–2004 Ajax 122 (26) 2004 → Mons (loan) 17 (5) 2004–2006 Standard Liège 28 (1) 2006–2007 Mons 20 (2) 2007–2008 Omniworld 16 (3) 2009–2010 KFCO Wilrijk 7 (5) 2010–2011 FC Berlaar-Heikant

I'm just the young kid with the rumours.

Juventus are favourites to sign Chelsea midfielder Oscar, with West Ham's Enner Valencia lined up as his replacement. Louis Van Gaal wants to sign Danny Ings and Mats Hummels for Manchester United. Liverpool will offload Mario Balotelli and use the money to finance a move for Falcao García. Nathaniel Clyne is set to leave Southampton for £17m, going to Manchester United. Patrick Vieira is the favourite to take the manager job at Manchester City, should Pellegrini get sacked.

Clifford plays awful Maxiell and decadent Marvin Williams the whole season when Vonleh clearly showed in the few minutes he got that right now he's better than both, his biggest assets (setting up a good defense, making his team king of rebounding) were our biggest flaws in some games, without mentioning the clueless offensive end that basically relied on someone stepping up and making magic. Add that to a bunch of injuries and it's 2015 Charlotte Hornets for you.

Aw c'mon, give Rafa a chance. I'm guessing it's Ian Rush. EDIT: Not even close.

Ayew is class. Bastón is quite the gamble. Might turn out good like Ayoze Pérez, but he can also be another Iago Aspas.

Manchester United are the favourites to sign Danny Ings from Burnley. Liverpool are willing to sell Martin Skrtel to Napoli. Chelsea and Man Utd have been encouraged to make summer bids for Nathaniel Clyne after the right-back stated that he was flattered by the interest on him coming from big clubs.

Finally? The show has been out for 2 days. I have a life, too.

Finally watched the whole thing. Seriously, fucking amazing.

Theo Walcott and Raheem Sterling are set for a STUNNING SUMMER SWAP. One goes to Arsenal, the other to Liverpool, kinda like that. Roberto Martinez will make Tom Cleverley his PRIME TARGET this summer for Everton. His SECONDARY TARGET is Adnan Januzaj. The German Messi, Marko Marin, looks POISED for another loan deal. This time at Malaga.

I heard that Mowatt lad interests quite a few clubs.

YOU'RE RUBBISH!

Wait, what? All I'm reading here is ''hi my name is plubby and i'm jealous.''

There's still new Chance The Rapper coming. 2015 is great.

I kinda feel that Liverpool are a big name away from being dangerous like last season. Someone to try the difficult plays, take the pressure out of the younger guys. Coutinho is the closest to that.

Things went downhill pretty fast, to be honest.

BBC has Lineker. BBC is awful. EWB has Rafa. RAFA TIME It's not rocket science, people.

RAFA RUMOURS TIME Robin Van Persie will be offloaded by Manchester United this summer with Van Gaal already identifying possible replacements for him, with Edinson Cavani at the top of the list. Liverpool want Matt's Crush Sam Byram and Monaco's Geoffrey Kondogbia. Internazionale will offer a contract worth £10M/year to Yaya Touré until 2020. West Ham will join the chase for Everton's Kevin Mirallas at the end of the season. Arsene Wenger will sign another ''wonderkid''. This time it's ''New Messi'' Maxi Romero and he'll cost about £4.5M.

All I know is McClaren's going to Newcastle.

Rafa fell in love with The Mountain Goats. Do they have more stuff wrestling-related?

Dafydd got it right. Doriva it is!

Nope. Not him.