What is a better way to open up this thread rather than with yesterday's ramblings of this mad man?
"I think Ronaldinho is the best player of all time".
"[Those] who win are handsome, [those] who lose are head of ... you know it". (he was going to say "dickheads", which in Italian it's translated "testa di cazzo")
"We are going to win the championship and the Champions' League".
Massimiliano Allegri, the supposed coach of AC Milan, said about three words in between his boss' 1-hour monologue. Here ya go, "the best football championship in the world". Yeah, right.