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  1. Big shout out to the dude who I had to kick out of the bar tonight who stood outside and talked shit to me for ten minutes while I was working the door before ending his tirade with, "We shall not meet again." Shine on you crazy diamond.

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      That's a strong exit line, gotta give him that.

  2. So I accidently adopted a Gibbon called Paul whilst I was drunk on my birthday?!

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Sounds like the beginning of a Dave Gorman book.

  3. So they only difference between Dustin Rhodes and Erik Watts was Dustin could wrestle? WCW pushed both of them down our throats because of their daddies... IF YOU WHEEEL!

  4. He was born and raised in the US of A! He's got to be inspected, he's US grade. If you mess with the flag, it's like a slap in his face. He's American maaaaade!

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      I think it's "government inspected", which is marginally less silly.

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  5. I just lost the game :(

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Try behind the back of the fridge. When I lose something it's almost always there.

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  6. Fuck nobility, fuck Ancient Egypt, fuck cats!

  7. Poor Dean Malenko. First Antonio Cesaro steals his entrance music, now Fandango steals his video.

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      To make it even worse he's forgotten a hold recently so now he's only "The Man of 999 Holds" which is just silly.

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  8. Grr, Sainsburys all out of Black 2 so I had to get White 2. As I had Black before I have a feeling going to Black 2 would have been a better ide.a

  9. This time two weeks ago I knew nothing about the Olympics. Now I can't wait for next years.

  10. I wonder if Twitter would've gone into an outrage if Erik Watts lost his job randomly in our era.

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      He was the master of the STF. Damn right it would have!

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  11. I think it's fair to say that Cool Runnings is probably the greatest film ever made.

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Take out the "probably", it just sounds wishy-washy.

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  12. Holy shit. I just had an anon ask me questions about my one year old's penis size on tumblr. What the fuck.

  13. Between Jake O. Rhodes and especially that Elephant guy, I'm glad I don't check statuses often.

  14. RIP Richard Dawson, the finest and funniest game show host the world will ever see.

  15. I dont know why, but i feel like chicken fingers.....and i am out of said chicken fingers

  16. I appreciate the way you're working with me.

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am. I guess I am.

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  17. I AM HOLDING A PITY PARTY AND EVERYONE IS INVITED!

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      I pity the fools who turn up to your party.

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  18. People are like buses.

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Two come at the same time? Not in my experience.

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  19. Fred Ottman was sighted falling through a wall in Miami!

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      He fell flat on his fucking arse!

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