Cuthman

Shame we're shit at penalties.

I can see Torres returning to Spain for a couple of years. I think that will be very beneficial to him and he might be able to return to England refreshed and in much better form.

Lucky! Munich looks like a very lovely city too.

metalman? More like medalman, am I right?

What is up with that QPR collar? It looks dreadful. Rest of the kit isn't too bad though. Nice looking Valencia shirt, pinstripes always look decent.

This one is difficult to do by oneself. It requires a team effort. I'm planning to make one right now but creating it completely alone will be near-impossible.

Isn't that every player?

Martinez is apparently the bookie's favourite to get the job with 6/5 odds. That pretty much means that the job is going to someone else.

That's even worse then! When Heskey, playing in midfield, has scored more goals than you and probably assists too, you should have a good long look at yourself retire.

Emile Heskey, who is notoriously known for being frankly terrible when it comes to scoring goals, has scored more than Stewart Downing this season despite having 43 less shots. One may argue that Heskey is a forward so would score more goals anyway, but the rate is still really shocking on Downing's end. A Wikipedia vandal summed it up well on Downing's page. "Downing has managed no league goals and no assists over the entire league season, even after taking one penalty and 72 shots and yet this form is good enough for the England national team."

I have my doubts that Di Canio actually racially abused Tehoue. Paolo may be outspoken, just doesn't seem like that kind of person. Then again, I also thought Ryan Giggs was probably the most humble and respectable player around and that Luis Suarez was actually a nice guy.