Moses Julep

Wolves 0-2 Man City (Sat 12.30pm, BT)Newcastle 2-0 Bournemouth (Sat 3pm)Tottenham 3-0 Leicester (Sat 5.30pm, Sky)Brentford 0-2 Arsenal (Sun 12pm, Sky)Everton 1-1 West Ham (Sun 2.15pm, Sky)

1. Tottenham 2. Man City 3. Leicester 4. Blackburn 5. Salford 6. Newcastle

Fulham 0 vs. 3 Chelsea (Sat 12.30pm, BT)Bournemouth0 vs. 1 Brighton (Sat 3pm)Liverpool 2 vs. 2 Wolves (Sat 3pm)Southampton 1 vs. 0 Brentford (Sat 3pm)Man City 1 vs. 2 Tottenham (Sat 5.30pm)

1. Tottenham 2. Man City 3. Leicester 4. Blackburn 5. Salford 6. Liverpool Quote

How could you forget about ‘Arry? When he showed up Spurs had two points from eight games!

I don’t know, Steven Gerrard might want to step up from Aston Villa.

1. Tottenham 2. Man City 3. Leicester 4. Blackburn 5. Salford

Everton 0 vs. 3 Liverpool (Sat 12.30pm, BT)Newcastle 2 vs. 0 Crystal Palace (Sat 3pm)Nott'm 2 vs. 0 Bournemouth (Sat 3pm)Aston Villa 0 vs. 2 Man City (Sat 5.30pm, Sky)Man Utd 1 vs. 0 Arsenal (Sun 4.30pm, Sky)

Southampton 0 vs. 1 Man Utd (Sat 12.30pm, BT)Brighton 0 vs. 2 Leeds (Sat 3pm)Chelsea 2 vs. 1 Leicester (Sat 3pm)Wolves 0 vs. 2 Newcastle (Sun 2pm, Sky)Nottingham Forest 0 vs. 2 Tottenham (Sun 4.30pm, Sky)

1. Tottenham 2. Man City 3. Leicester 4. Blackburn

@Baddar changed my pick.

1. Tottenham 2. Man City 3. Leicester

Tottenham 2 vs. 0 Wolves (Sat 12.30pm, BT)Crystal Palace 0 vs. 2 Aston Villa (Sat 3pm)Fulham 2 vs. 1 Brentford (Sat 3pm)Bournemouth 0 vs. 2 Arsenal (Sat 5.30pm, Sky)West Ham 1 vs. 2 Brighton (Sun 2pm)

I saw someone called Wright-Phillips scored for Stoke and thought oh Ian Wright has another kid? But no, Shaun Wright-Phillips does and suddenly I feel ancient.

It took two years and three other managers but I’m really glad the team finally took Mourinho’s advice to play like a bunch of cunts. ❤️

1. Tottenham 2. Man City

Aston Villa 0 vs. 1 Everton (Sat 12.30pm, BT)Arsenal 1 vs. 1 Leicester (Sat 3pm)Southampton 0 vs. 2 Leeds (Sat 3pm)Brentford 0 vs. 1 Man Utd (Sat 5.30pm, Sky)Chelsea 1 vs. 2 Tottenham (Sun 4.30pm, Sky)

Fulham 0 vs. 3 Liverpool (Sat 12.30pm, BT)Bournemouth 1 vs. 2 Aston Villa (Sat 3pm)Newcastle 1 vs. 0 Nottingham Forest (Sat 3pm)Everton 0 vs. 2 Chelsea (Sat 5.30pm, Sky)West Ham 1 vs. 3 Man City (Sun 4.30pm, Sky)

Tottenham Hotspur

What’s the logic behind no flip-flops in the shower? I wouldn’t want to be barefoot in a communal shower.

Hope Poch stays unemployed long enough for him to take over once Conte inevitably implodes.

Source: Dr Oz.

Eating and watching television is a very unhealthy habit, I disapprove.