Moses Julep

What’s the logic behind no flip-flops in the shower? I wouldn’t want to be barefoot in a communal shower.

Hope Poch stays unemployed long enough for him to take over once Conte inevitably implodes.

Source: Dr Oz.

Eating and watching television is a very unhealthy habit, I disapprove.

The worst part is a lot of these players we’ve never heard of also turn out awful and people just shrug it off as though the players didn’t cost nine figures.

I guess Hungary was more Hungary for it.

I can’t believe Levy is signing people this early, Conte must have some very incriminating photos of him.

Norm Macdonald filmed a last standup special, in his living room, four months before dying. That special goes live on Netflix tomorrow.

That is one hell of a run by Madrid. Basically went through all the nouveau-riche teams trying to emulate them!

It's just a pity that 150m only gets you two or three players nowadays.

He just looks slow and tired and like he doesn't care, which he probably doesn't. Then once in a blue moon, he wakes up and does something Messi-esque. It just really feels he's treating this as early retirement, a bit like say an Henry or a Gerrard in the MLS. Obviously more talented than pretty much every player out there, but just can't be bothered.

I was pleasantly surprised with this outcome and am very amused by Spurs social media acting like we have won the league!

No, this was more entertaining. I would rate the entertainment options as such: 4. Man City steamroll and wins the league 3. City loses, Liverpool wins the league. 2. City making us think they will lose then win. 1. Both teams being magically relegated.

I think you don’t realize that a lot of us will take the evil blue team with a whiny coach owned by money barons with plastic fans winning over the evil red team with a whiny coach owned by money barons with plastic fans

Where’s your angry react icon now @Kaney?

Aston Villa 2 vs. 1 Crystal Palace (Sun 15th 2pm) Leeds 0 vs. 2 Brighton (Sun 15th 2pm) Watford 0 vs. 3 Leicester (Sun 15th 2pm) West Ham 0 vs. 3 Man City (Sun 15th 2pm, Sky) Wolves 2 vs. 0 Norwich (Sun 15th 2pm) Week 35 Matches; Arsenal 0 vs. 2 Everton (Sun 22nd 4pm) Burnley 0 vs. 1 Newcastle (Sun 22nd 4pm) Crystal Palace 2 vs. 0 Man Utd (Sun 22nd 4pm) Liverpool 3 vs. 1 Wolves (Sun 22nd 4pm) Man City 4 vs. 0 Aston Villa (Sun 22nd 4pm)

How is Tony Dalton not an international superstar?

At current market value, that seems like a steal.

I much prefer the narrative of the loveable old coach coming back to the big time for one last run and taking a team that’s way past it’s prime past all the other annoying money teams. It’s like the original terrible money team showing the new terrible money teams how it’s done.

Brentford 1 vs. 0 Southampton (Sat 3pm)Crystal Palace 2 vs. 0 Watford (Sat 3pm)Liverpool 0 vs. 1 Tottenham (Sat 7.45pm, Sky)Leicester 2 vs. 0 Everton (Sun 2pm)Man City 3 vs. 0 Newcastle (Sun 4.30pm, Sky)

I didn’t think Real Madrid would be going on a baby face run defeating all the monster heels to set up the final against the big bad but somehow here we are.