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stokeriño

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  1. DOMO: A federal statute stipulating that marriage is the union of one man and Mr. Roboto.

  2. While looking for stuff on my laptop's hard drive to delete, I came across a short story I abandoned long ago. It was about a socialist coconut.

  3. Would you defend our cities with haystacks, noble leader? Build city walls first, and other improvements later!

  4. I have to get three shots to enroll in college. I haven't gotten a shot since I was like 6.

  5. Share and enjoy.

  6. Share and enjoy.

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Share and enjoy

      Share and enjoy

      Journey through life with a plastic boy

      Or girl by your side

      Let your pal be your guide

      And when it breaks down

      Or starts to annoy

      Or grinds when it moves

      And gives you no joy

      'Cause it's eaten your hat

      Or had sex with your cat

      Bled oil on your floor

      Or ripped off your door

      You get to the point

      You can't stand any more

      Bring it to us, we won't give a fig

      We'll te...

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  7. The Everton Football Club vs. The Rangers Football Club!

  8. Triple H feud checklist: 1) This Business 2) You made it personal 3) I'm an asskicker 4) Bring in Shawn Michaels to build interest 5) Have opponent make derogatory comments about Stephanie 6) Every match he competes in is No Disqualification/No Holds Barred/Hell in a Cell, etc., never a straight singles match 7) If Triple H wins, its all about him and his passion for this business 8) If Triple H loses, see #7

  9. Just seen that a decent looking Star Trek game is set to be released later in the year. 'Bout fucking time!

  10. oh i get it, so you took a course or two on a specific period in history, therefore you're a fucking master of the topic.

  11. What kind of world is it, when Merlin gets cancelled but a Charlie Sheen-less Two & a Half Men remains popular and on the air?

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      To be fair, Merlin was going absolutely nowhere.

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  12. Everyone's resigning at the BBC. Is Lineker next?

  13. is there anyway to "simulate" ewr?

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Or, if you fancy simulating the simulation of the simulation, just think about writing down match results with a pen and paper.

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  14. I still don't get the Downfall meme. Are we supposed to be ageeing with the rant , or because it's Hitler doing the rant we're supposed to disagree?

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      The people who create the videos are basically creating a parody of themselves and the insignificance of their ridiculous problems. The lack of self-consciousness in doing this is the only real source of amusement.

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  15. I don't know how my wrestling news site of choice knows I'm into Asian women, and quite frankly, I don't want to know how either.

  16. Apparently tonights Channel 4 news had a shocking piece on internet chat room Habbo Hotel. Reporters were horrofied when they found out it still existed.

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Stupid phone always double-posts all my comments. ¬_¬

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  17. Apparently tonights Channel 4 news had a shocking piece on internet chat room Habbo Hotel. Reporters were horrofied when they found out it still existed.

  18. Karen Gillan wants to be on Inspector Spacetime.

  19. Life's a happy song. When there's someone by your side to sing along :)

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