Jook

Try not to walk through thousands of United fans with a Liverpool top on. Some of them, drunk maybe, of course are going to have a go at you. But I bet most of them didn't. Every club has a few twattish fans, you just happened to walk right past them.

Muse Radiohead Pixies (If you like Nirvana...) The Smiths B)

Yep, this old chesnut....so, what are they? Albums: 1. Muse // Origin Of Symmetry 2. Muse // Absolution 3. Muse // Showbiz 4. Goldfrapp // Felt Mountain 5. Radiohead // OK Computer Songs: 1. Muse // Plug In Baby 2. Goldfrapp // Utopia 3. Muse // Citizen Erased 4. Radiohead // Exit Music (For a Film) 5. Blur // Song 2 Yes, I like Muse, Radiohead and Goldfrapp

He earned your respect by being a complete twat? He needlessly antaganised both Scholes and Ronaldo on several occasions, hoping to get them sent off.

Uma Thurman. I've loved everything she's been in.

Brand New are okay, Coheed and Cambria are good, and Kill Kenada are okay. I'm not really into emo much. Go listen to Million Dead children, they're like emo....but with good lyrics.

That's the problem....we're gonna be worrying the whole way through, yet if we were up against Arsenal or Chelsea, we'd know we weren't expected to win anyway, so we'd not be worrying. I don't know where I'm going with this.

Indestructible was hideous, get the above tracks, but also Ruby Soho. Ruby Soho's a great song.

40 Days and 40 Nights - 2/10

YOU BASTARD! How much did you buy them individually for? You can send one to me for free if you like.

I just bought 'Biffy Clyro - Blackened Sky' and 'Muse - Sing For Absolution' DVD single

Cantona, however much of a genius he is, was in the wrong. As was Fowler, but he's not a genius. Keane was just a dickhead for ending Haalands career. And Keown is a cock for being a prick at the end of the United Arsenal game. A lot of players are dickheads.

I hate them. With a passion. They're just.....bleh. I've only heard two tracks, but they weren't catchy, they weren't funny and they weren't worth listening to. (in my opinion, before people start a flame war)

FFVII, without a doubt. It's my favourite game ever. You won't be disappointed.

The Garbage song was 'As Heaven Is Wide'. Great track.

Currently I've only got one album in mind, 'Hot Fuss' by the Killers. Although I'm gonna use the golden three song rule for this one, as I'm not quite sure just yet. Other than that I'm not too fussed for new albums at the minute. I've recently bought Pixies 'Wave of Mutilation and Morrissey 'You are the Quarry' so they should keep me going for a while.

*Puts hand up* Oi Squancho, where's my praise? I love Bjork. Apart from her fucking poppy pile of shit album, which name escapes me. Although I prefer Debut.

Back to California - Sugarcult California Sun - Rancid California - Weezer California Babylon - Transplants California Sun - The Ramones California Dreamin' - REM Going to California - Led Zepplin California Sky - Blink 182 Jook = Helpful

I just downloaded that 'Super Pack 3' or whatever it's called. Good stuff.

Smiths. Pixies. Muse. Radiohead.

There's no way in hell Beattie would leave for just £5,000,000. He'd be at least £10,000,000

4-1-2-1-2 Classic.

Come on Palace! I really want a Palace Ipswich final!

Or your defence is doing something right? Seriously, he's been awful in my eyes. Possibly your only weak link in a great side.

Did you SEE the goal he let in against Leicester? Flailing your arms pathetically is NOT good goalkeeping