Where do I start?
Guivarc'h? World Cup winning striker who lasted three months. I think he scored once.
Lazaar? Signed from Serie B in Italy. Not sure he was even up to that standard.
Pancrate? Somehow played nearly a hundred games for PSG. I'm not entirely sure if the bloke who signed for us wasn't someone else who stole Pancrate's identity.
Marcelino? Defensive liability who missed six months because of a 'finger injury' and a bunch of other injuries that never showed up on scans.
Thauvin? Physically incapable of playing in the Premier League.
Cabella? See Thauvin
Boumsong? A slower, shittier Titus Bramble
Barecca? Not entirely sure he existed
Gonzalez? Signed off of Youtube by Dennis Wise almost certainly as a bung to an agent.
Xisco? Maybe scored once
Muto? See Xisco
Riviere? See Muto
Romain Amalfitano? Almost certainly signed in error because we thought he was his brother, Morgan.
Sol Campbell? Cunt