Gazz

I know he's a proper thick cunt, but Rio Ferdinand asking if Sergio Aguero was in the Argentina squad, a year after he retired from football, is going to live rent-free in my head for years.

Albert's chip

Joshua Tree

Martinez has gone.

And Mikel Arteta. Eddie Howe. Antonio Conte. Graham Potter. De Zerbi probably. Rogers is having a bit of a resurgence...

Most of the Qataris fucked off en masse at half time.

I saw Haas announce on Twitter that KMag was on pole and I assumed it was a blue-ticked parody account taking the piss.

Do you reckon he messaged the other three 'Can you send me some reaction photos for my thumbnails please? 50 should do it.'?

Wouldn't be the Premier League without someone getting the shaft from the officials.

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Just watched Halloween Ends. Absolute shit.

Reality: Bukayo Saka gets fouled and falls over, he immediately gets back up and carries on. Netflix: Bukayo Saka gets fouled, a wilhelm scream is overdubbed on the footage, cut to incredulous raging Arsenal gammons, cut to footage of Saka lying on the turf from a game three years ago overdubbed with silence, cut to pensive looking young fan chewing his fingernails, cut to Arteta looking concerned, cut to Sam Matterface 'With just days until the World Cup, the last thing any player wants is an injury', cut to Saka in an England shirt, cut to Arsenal physio from 1996 mouthing 'Is he OK?', cut to Gunther Steiner on a boat, cut to Saka still lying on the ground but it's the same footage as before, overdubbed dramatic swell, cut to Saka getting back to his feet.

Is it made out of cellophane?

Every player selected would get a groin strain the week before the game anyway.

What kind of sick, depraved, deviant plays Football Manager on a console?

Bloke's been in Wolverhampton five minutes and he's already walking around like a chav with his feral dogs.

GOOFCON levels rising...

No it's not.

Tuchel sacked.

Standard of refereeing across the league today has been even more abysmal than usual.

Dubravka's agent is Cherno Samba! This feels like a double betrayal personally.

You never see a 4-0 get 6 minutes of added time either. Can't be too salty about last night, they gave 5 minutes, Pope was down for 2. They scored in the 7th. It happens. Joelinton was down with cramp because he run about 40 miles in the second half.

I have a portrait of my favourite streamer @Igwollieon my chest. Rumbleverse is kind of fun. Very satisfying to chokeslam someone off a building.

I don't really understand the work permit allocations. To use examples, Kluivert's gets rejected but Hull sign a player (Estupinian) who has less caps for a lower ranked nation, played in a league with a lower coefficient and I would imagine earns less salary. The only thing I can think of is that Kluivert was on loan at Nice, so those appearences don't count as they'd count Roma appearences, zero, as they're legally his employer.

SI are going to have to rip up and start again with the transfer system for FM23, since apparently any Premier League team can sign absolutely anyone, regardless of stature.