Gazz

By rotation, Asia can't host again until 2034. But also, FIFA and money, so who knows.

Can't wait for the Trench and Parker Bordreaux DLC

That Saudi money train will be rolling until at least when they get awarded a World Cup, which is 2034 at the earliest.

That's just me going into the office.

At the moment, I'm saying Poch gets sacked inside 15 games.

Absolutely disgusting that Brighton get to use FMScout to look at the hidden attributes of players.

Big Sam earned £500,000 a point. Pep earned £213,485 a point. Work smart, not hard.

I can't see us finishing top four next season, even with our great first half of the season, we barely held off a disjointed Liverpool in the end. To get top four again, we'd need to sign at least four to six players this summer and have every one of them instantly gel and hit the ground running from match one. Can't see it myself, never mind factoring in the grind of midweek football. Sixth would be an achievement.

Both Arsenal and Villa did the Yellow Pages trick and rebranded as 'AAAAAAAA Arsenal' and 'AAAAA1 Aston Villa Roofing'.

After my retirement in February, I'm available.

Christ, they've absolutely butchered that spelling of 'Nick Pope'.

Bold to assume it's going to be his last one.

Doubt it, they've always been wank.

Pfft, I've done that loads of times since 1992.

This has got 1-0 Inter written all over it. That, or 7-0 Man City.

Did any January signing make even the slightest impact this season?

The entrance to Luton's Executive Suites

Be amazed if he plays again, he's got knees that make Ledley King look like an Olympic Triple Jumper.

It's not as dumb as 'Dahmer : Monster - The Jeffrey Dahmer Story : He's a Monster - Dahmer - Monster'.

Dave Bassett: managed Wimbledon from the Fourth to the First division and German Eurovision juror. What a career.

Our sheets used to be five star boutique hotel clean, now they're teenage boy's bedroom clean.

Considering they'd have about 9 goals and 4 points this season without him, I'd suggest 'no'.

He was an improvement as well.

Today marks 30 years for me as a Newcastle fan. I'd take another 7-1 win against Leicester in a couple of weeks.

Pretty sure there's a room at my local National Trust stately home that is decorated identically to that shirt.