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Gazz

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  1. That might be an issue for him if we only get two laps behind a safety car. Probably.
  2. Poor ol' Miggy. Scores a goal playing back in Atlanta, so tries to recreate this... but Trippier no sells it... so he just ends up doing a Bischoff... Tragic.
  3. Why was the photo taken in 1986?
  4. Must suck for Messi, having to play second fiddle to DeAndre Yedlin.
  5. Beautiful men in a beautiful kit.
  6. They've been exposed because they can't just shop built like a UFC middleweight Onana onto beanpole De Gea's body.
  7. Everton is never best for anyone's career
  8. Milner will open a pub, they'll be cheese toasties on a Wednesday night. Maybe a bottle of ketchup available if he's feeling adventurous.
  9. Burnley are so Brexit, they don't even use the rebooted Teletubbies.
  10. Turns out cutting his hair was cursed
  11. Anyone suddenly fancy a Mint Choc Chip ice cream?
  12. Are Everton attempting to build the oldest squad in football history? They've already signed 42 year old Ashley Young, and they're apparently after 147 year old Johnny Evans and 8003 year old Tom Heaton.
  13. Southampton's head of recruitment used to be Man City's head of academy recruitment, so he's just signing players he already knows.
  14. That was fully grown Jack Colback
  15. One race at Alpha and then straight into RB to replace Checo.
  16. Never underestimate the pulling power of the utopian paradise known as Walsall.
  17. Brighton continuing their one team crusade to ensure that all their kits clash with all Newcastle's
  18. It's a running theme of their transfers this window, the fourth signing is in a wheelchair and the fifth player in has a tiger permanently painted on his face.
  19. I'm hoping Steve Bruce gets a call, I reckon the Middle Eastern weather would see him melt like the Nazi at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
  20. Camouflage. Our entire tactical setup this season revolves around our players being unable to be tracked by VAR.
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