Gazz

Jeff Hendrick is available.

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Leipzig will win anyway.

In an industry that employs such brain dead goons as Gabby Agbonlahor, there is no room for irony and sarcasm.

Whatever happened to that kid anyway?

Party time in Birmingham

Caicedo is unintentionally going to end up playing for Brighton for the rest of his career as no team can actually complete his signing before the deadline passes.

Bournemouth could go either way. Either Iraola's ultra aggressive press works and they could sneak a top half finish, or they're going to get cut to ribbons and he'll be out by Christmas. Personally, I think they'll do alright. I don't think their in any real danger of relegation.

Yeah true, Eddie once drove 31mph in a 30. Once he realised, he voluntarily handed his licence into the police and now Jason Tindall has to pick him up every morning.

Smash cut to the 2046 World Cup where Bobby Kane scores the winner for Germany versus England in the semi-finals.

Really has. Absolutely risk free signing.

A manager and a DoF who fundamentally disagree with each other on signings. Surely a recipe for success.

Arsenal away

Liverpool away

Wolves have been on the slide for a few seasons now. Somehow spending massive amounts of money on highly rated attacking players like Goncalo Guedes, and yet somehow getting offensively worse with each one.

This might be one of those times where FM and real life blend into one another, but I'm sure he's played left back previously for Southampton.

Those last six characters

PSG front three going to go from Messi, Mbappe & Neymar to Matthews, Shilton & Buffon.

Sela Cup champions. You'll never sing that.

That's a big shed they've put him in. Looks like my grandad's used to.

@Jimmy @probablyoliver

Seems like a lot of mucking about for 5-8 minutes of extra actual on-field play and you just know it will see games lasting 2 hours plus when teams shithouse the clock to break the flow of the game. Never mind if it gets implemented in grassroots, where a good 40 to 70 minutes of a 90 minute game is fetching the ball out the overgrown bushes behind the goals.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvRmcRNKw8b/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet Crying at the Helios gaming table rn

I mean, there's a 50% chance at least that Al-Nassr sign Kane and Sane at some point.

Be interesting to see if Henderson 1. still gets picked for England (I think he will) and 2. if he gets put on media duties, because you absolutely know what the first question he going to get asked by the media.