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Now I've reviewed the new Spongebob Squarepants film while mixing pop culture references. EAT. SLEEP. REVIEW STUFF. REPEAT. -- http://filmscratches.com/2015/04/the-spongebob-movie-sponge-out-of-water/

John Wick has finally been released in the UK, and I done reviewed it -- http://filmscratches.com/2015/04/john-wick/

Check out my new review, Furious 7 -- http://t.co/ifViFojRtt

NEW REVIEW: Get Hard -- http://filmscratches.com/2015/04/get-hard/

NEW FILM SCRATCHES REVIEW: Insurgent -- http://filmscratches.com/2015/03/insurgent/

I done relaunched FilmScratches.com. And here's a review of the new Statham film: http://filmscratches.com/2015/03/wild-card/

My latest film review: CHAPPIE -- http://www.chrismewilson.com/2015/03/chappie/

New review: Dying of the Light (starring our Lord and Saviour) -- http://www.filmscratches.com/post/112708803462/dyingofthelight

Here, have a review of Shaun the Sheep Movie. YOU READ NOW! NOW!!! -- http://www.filmscratches.com/post/112534881107/shaun-the-sheep-movie

New film review: The Boy Next Door -- http://www.filmscratches.com/post/112212653517/the-boy-next-door

My last status update was deleted. Any reason why?

I done reviewed Jupiter Ascending -- http://sonicwhirls.com/2015/02/jupiter-ascending-review/

I rejoined Twitter: @chrismewilson - follow for follow, and all that.

New Film Scratches: A Most Violent Year -- http://sonicwhirls.com/2015/01/film-scratches-a-most-violent-year/

New Film Scratches review: Whiplash -- http://sonicwhirls.com/2015/01/film-scratches-whiplash/

Film Scratches review of Foxcatcher -- http://sonicwhirls.com/2015/01/film-scratches-foxcatcher/ Foxcatcher? I hardly know her.

I done reviewed Birdman. -- http://sonicwhirls.com/2015/01/film-scratches-birdman/

Read this review, or else the TERRORISTS WILL WIN: http://sonicwhirls.com/2014/12/film-scratches-the-interview/

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No Nerf I'm not interested in Meow Chat.

The last time I'll ever mention Cineworld. PROMISE. -- http://filmscratches.com/2014/07/me-vs-the-cineworld/

This Steve Austin impersonator has a striking similarity to Steve Austin

Sin City 2: Sin Cara