GA!

Melina is not fugly, you Photoshopist!

Well done on winning Diary of the Year... A year after you should've won it anyway.

TWO-TIME! TWO-TIME! SPLIT DIARY CHAMPIONS!

*techno theme tune*

Your avatar needs more Tokyo Magnum!

You may have disappeared for a couple of months, but I haven't forgotten... Torrie Wilson. Another woman. You know the rest!

Best. Username. Ever.

Deliver me Hoganomics and $1 million of your finest dollars on New Year's Day, or else: DOOOOMMMM!!!

Your new diary coming soon... Well there could be Youtubing action, we just don't know. Maybe Barry Windham loves to make shitty music videos.

Yes, it is rather awesome. I have no idea what your sig is about though. No sir.

It's fantastic. Gitaroo Man kills Parappa the Rapper, stuffs it and places it in his dining room as a trophy.

Mojo King Bee, +10000.

Chris Masters is gone from the WWE. :'(

I did actually now that you mention it...

Excellent! Now put that penis away, you're scaring the children!

Hmmm... Is that Hoganomics you're doing again? Please don't reveal yourself to be of a non-descript gender this time, I really want to read the diary.

Prove it. LOVE A CHEETAH!

Racist.

I like Stork margarine because I have no legs.

Best. Avatar. Ever.

You're awesome for the InMe sig. I totally forgot about them, listened to some of their stuff on Youtube, and now I'm downloading their first two albums to see if they're worth buying.

- KENNEDY!

The WWE has released Idol Stevens... NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Wait a minute... THEY ARE ONIONS! LYING BASTARD!

Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh

Table 5, table 5.

Ahh ahh ahh ahh

table fiiiiiiivvvvvvvvee!!