Open Water - 1/10
What a piece of shit that was. They try and make seem all edgy and 'real' with the camera style, but it actually makes it look shit. Then they try and capture the emotions of the audience, but the dialogue is so shit that the entire cinema just laughed at them. Then the worst thing about the film...
...IT'S A SHARK FILM WITHOUT ANY VISUAL SHARK ATTACKS!!
You see old C-List Actor Magee drop under the water and apparently he's been bitten. There's blood everywhere and a hoard of sharks, but they don't attack. Eventually they float there through the night and until he dies, she lets him float off, THEN he's eaten by a shark. Now that's she's finally let him go, they attack, because you know, they are afraid of a drained woman with no weapons. Then she just ditches her tank and stuff and floats to the bottom of the sea. What I didn't understand was why the air in her lungs didn't make her float, especially as she'd dropped her weights.
If you want something just as entertaining, watch an hour of two people floating in the sea, which is actually what this film is.