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  1. CobraKaiEnTai

    Guess its time to find out if Bill Murray saw his shadow.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Phil?!

    3. Mick

      Mick

      I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick? 

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Stupid groundhog saw his shadow. This whole day is rigged. #notmygroundhog

  2. CobraKaiEnTai

    Happy birthday to me!!!!!!!

     

     

     

    and @Emperor DCand @uwosashley I guess. 

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Have a great one!

    3. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Now give yourself a nice present by challenging for the I-3 Championship.

    4. Krabby

      Krabby

      Happy birthday 

  3. CobraKaiEnTai

    Happy Palindrome Groundhog Super Bowl Day

  4. CobraKaiEnTai

    Happy Trump Day everyone. Previously known as Pi Day, but since Trump is even more irrational, they changed it. 

  5. CobraKaiEnTai

    Have you tried turning EWB off and then on again?

    1. KingofHarts_OH

      KingofHarts_OH

      How do you feel about your mayor starting an exploratory committee?

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I say good for him, he's done some good things for South Bend, the more people we have to challenge Trump, the better.

  6. CobraKaiEnTai

    Heading to Colorado for 10 days tomorrow. Someone please check on Nathan Jones and Carlito while I'm gone.

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Don't smoke too much weed.

    2. The Big Bratwurst

      The Big Bratwurst

      Ignore what Cloyd said, smoke it all, dammit.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      So far I've tried weed several times and haven't even gotten buzzed, think I may be immune :/

  7. CobraKaiEnTai

    Heading to Seattle for my brother's wedding, see you next week EWB!

    1. Noah

      Noah

      But who will challenger Carlito...err Nathan Jones.....wait Addison Roosevelt.....Michael Tarver maybe? :P

      Have a good time!

  8. CobraKaiEnTai

    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I used to use this before I started hitting the gym. Someone would tell me I was eating something bad and I'd be like "Yeah, but at least I'll die of something...and then followed with this"

  9. CobraKaiEnTai

    Hello EWB, I'm feeling.

  10. CobraKaiEnTai

    How come the Three Little Pigs never warned Little Red Riding Hood about the Big Bad Wolf? Was it because of what happened to the Boy Who Cried Wolf?

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Well he ate two of them and cornered the other inside his stone house. How would the last one have warned her?

    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      The destruction of the Three Little Pig's houses was an inside job #WAKEUP

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      It was probably his cousin who went to the market.

  11. CobraKaiEnTai

    I AM RIC FLAIR! THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!......WCW!

  12. CobraKaiEnTai

    I could've reset the clocks at 1:00, but I think I'll wait until 2:00. That's my fall-back option.

  13. CobraKaiEnTai

    I didn't do it.

  14. CobraKaiEnTai

    I have a feeling 2019 is going to be a real Paige Turner. 

    1. Molly

      Molly

      Well this status has turnt out nicely.

  15. CobraKaiEnTai

    I just want to tell you both good luck.We're all counting on you. 

  16. CobraKaiEnTai

    I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. 

  17. CobraKaiEnTai

    I too have a massive end or something.

  18. CobraKaiEnTai

    I was attacked by mimes today. They did unspeakable things.

  19. CobraKaiEnTai

    I'm front.

  20. CobraKaiEnTai

    If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.

  21. CobraKaiEnTai

    If Smackdown happens and EWB doesn't make a thread about it, does it make a sound?

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Yes.

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      So it does make a sound, but I still can't see it. :shifty:

  22. CobraKaiEnTai

    If someone works as a security guard at Samsung, does that make them Guardian of the Galaxies?

    1. Owen

      Owen

      are you okay, JTH?

    2. K

      K

      he's found a meme dump of like shower thoughts

  23. CobraKaiEnTai

    Imagine my surprise when my framed "Stone Cold" Steve Austin portrait that I got years back fell down out of the blue tonight and the glass shattered. The irony wasn't lost on me.

  24. CobraKaiEnTai

    In Britain they call it a lift, but Americans call it an elevator. I guess we're just raised differently.

  25. CobraKaiEnTai

    Its odd that WWE has shied away from using Roman numerals for WrestleMania considering who has main evented the past 3 years.

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