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CobraKaiEnTai

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  1. Have you tried turning EWB off and then on again?

    1. KingofHarts_OH

      KingofHarts_OH

      How do you feel about your mayor starting an exploratory committee?

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I say good for him, he's done some good things for South Bend, the more people we have to challenge Trump, the better.

  2. Hey EWB, been too long, I asked random people on the street who will challenge Carlito, they just looked at me funny. Please help.

  3. Well EWB see ya in another week, or in the Facebook group I guess until I can get EWB on my computer again anyway. Take care.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I'm surprised you didn't just take the hint.

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Bad Ellis! Back under your bridge! :P

  4. Bold Prediction: Bray Wyatt will finally win a WrestleMania match in 2036 when someone becomes the 1 in 1-21. Ironically, that person will be Duke Lesnar.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      With Sexy Results!

  5. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what's for dinner. Freedom is keeping your rights even if 99 out of 100 people vote against it. Which sounds more like America to you?

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Whichever one lets me shoot my pewpews in peace. <_<

  6. SEX! Now that I've got your attention, vote for Bart!

  7. I have a feeling 2019 is going to be a real Paige Turner. 

    1. Molly

      Molly

      Well this status has turnt out nicely.

  8. Rather than wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, I'm going to instead ask someone to Marry Chris Masters.

  9. PMS jokes aren't funny. Period. 

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Jokes about The Pounce aren't funny. Period.

  10. You know, this status is pretty, you know, pointless, you know. A sheep is also called a ewe, you know. Uno, dos, tres is one, two, three in Spanish, tu ya sabes (you know)

    1. Molly

      Molly

      Nathan Jones está sobrevalorado
  11. Heading to Seattle for my brother's wedding, see you next week EWB!

    1. Noah

      Noah

      But who will challenger Carlito...err Nathan Jones.....wait Addison Roosevelt.....Michael Tarver maybe? :P

      Have a good time!

  12. When you think about it, you realize the brain named itself.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Nah, think the scientists named both him and Pinky.

  13. Once you've read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Not if you read Roald Dahl (unless your dictionary contains the word 'biffsquiggled' :shifty:).

  14. Random thought for the day: If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

    1. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      This sounds like a known unknown.

  15. Extreme Rules: The one night a year where weapons are not only welcomed.....they're allowed.

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Unless you're in a no DQ match where the title could still change hands.

  16. Sad day to be a wrestling fan

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Now, now, Raw wasn't that bad.

  17. Don't forget to set your clocks back 300 years tonight,

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I should've downloaded that post-apocalyptic America mod for Crusader Kings II while I had the chance. All I've got to go on now is my Elder Scrolls knowledge.

  18. Holy crap, there's a 29th of February now?!? When was this decided? Hope its not a recurring thing, I don't like my March 1sts being delayed like this.

    1. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      In 1712, there was a 30th of February. Mad ting.

  19. I spit in the face of people who don't want to take a poop

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I poop in the face of people who don't want to spit.

  20. Thats it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Well, have fun being a Buckeye then.

  21. Scott Norton: Keeping your computer safe from viruses and spyware.

    1. Josh

      Josh

      Scott "Flashdrive" Norton?

  22. Roses are red, violets are, well violet, so why do people say they're blue? Because its hard to rhyme anything with violet except pilot so thus violets are blue......and that's not cool

    1. Summers

      Summers

      roses are red,

      violets are violet,

      i love you,

      like tom cruise loved that other pilot.

  23. So I heard EWB was suspended for their second violation of the Wellness policy, not long after their first violation. I guess that makes EWB the Evan Bourne of message boards, even has the same first and last initials.

  24. The state of the state makes me want to make a statement about the state or something

    1. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      You're fighting for state rights.

  25. One week after Easter, its time for a Christian to win a title for his Peeps

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