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Round and Week 3 have been completed, compiled, recounted, and affirmed by the House and Senate so I am giving it my Commissioner's stamp of approval. Here's what the ol' scoreboard looks like after a

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I won't claim to know how exactly Livid is cheating, but it probably involves IR.

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And with that the NFL 2023 regular season is officially over (sad times) and while playoff drama awaits and the couch carousel is firing up, the sun sets on another year of Pick-Ems. And after the dus

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Miami Dolphins vs Kansas City Chiefs (4)

Washington Commanders vs New England Patriots (1)

Seattle Seahawks vs Baltimore Ravens (5)

Dallas Cowboys vs Philadelphia Eagles (3)

Buffalo Bills vs Cincinnati Bengals (2)

 

 

@Krabby   So I had zero idea that the Chiefs/Dolphins game was already playing/over(?) when I made my picks. I just figured all the games picked would've started at 1pm, not a Euro game. Do whatever you need to do with my picks/scores then for the week.

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Results will be out tomorrow but to quick address this:

On 05/11/2023 at 11:54, Szumi said:

@Krabby   So I had zero idea that the Chiefs/Dolphins game was already playing/over(?) when I made my picks. I just figured all the games picked would've started at 1pm, not a Euro game. Do whatever you need to do with my picks/scores then for the week.

To be fair by the rules, I cannot count those points from that game but as your other picks were in before I will count them. I will say this: I definitely did not remember that game was in Germany and did not make it known to everyone that that game was early, so some of that is definitely on me for not being informed and I do apologize.

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Semana Nueve is done and over with and the rankings have changed despite no one (aside from me) really having a terrible week - but football is a game of inches and Pickems is a game of points; one decent week might look good if everyone has a bad one or look terrible if everyone has a good one. What I am talking about: Check the standings

PLAYER TOTAL POINTS
livid 105
Damshow 100
Your Mom 100
LL! 99
Cut2theKwik 96
Busch 94
MAXX 90
DFF 90
Fitzy 89
Szumi 85
Krabby 77
jrhodes 75

Congratulations to @livid for clawing his way to the top of the heap for this week on the back of a perfect week! That earns you a Perfect Plex (or Fisherman's Suplex because WCW yadda yadda yadda):

One of the best Perfect-Plex of all time : r/SquaredCircle

Here's how those standings got where they are this week:

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Player MIA/KC WSH/NE SEA/BAL DAL/PHI BUF/CIN POINTS WON
Damshow KC 1 NE 4 BAL 3 PHI 5 BUF 2 9
livid KC 4 WSH 2 BAL 5 PHI 1 CIN 3 15
Your Mom MIA 3 WSH 2 BAL 1 PHI 5 CIN 4 12
LL! KC 2 WSH 5 BAL 4 DAL 1 CIN 3 14
Cut2theKwik KC 5 WSH 4 SEA 1 PHI 3 BUF 2 12
MAXX MIA 1 NE 4 BAL 3 PHI 5 CIN 2 10
DFF KC 2 NE 3 BAL 4 PHI 5 BUF 1 11
Busch KC 1 WSH 5 BAL 4 PHI 3 CIN 2 15
Fitzy KC 1 NE 4 BAL 3 PHI 5 CIN 2 11
Szumi - NE 1 BAL 5 PHI 3 CIN 2 10
Krabby MIA 3 WSH 2 BAL 1 DAL 5 CIN 4 7
jrhodes KC 4 NE 2 BAL 1 PHI 5 CIN 3 13
             
RESULTS KC WSH BAL PHI CIN  

And oh ho? What's that I spot - life may be trash for the New York Football Giants but at least @Busch Wyatt can hang his hat on this week's second perfect slate! And a Perfect Plex for you as well!

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LL nearly had one if Dak Prescott could have came through against the Eagles, Fitzy and jrhodes both rode the Belichick train and derailed, and Your Mom's chance for a perfect week deflated as much as the Dolphins offense did in Germany.

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WEEK TEN NFL GAMES

  • Home teams are on the right
  • Pick winners AND assign a point value to each game (use each number once: 1,2,3,4, and 5)
  • DEADLINE IS FIRST KICKOFF ON SUNDAY!
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New Orleans Saints vs Minnesota Vikings

Tennessee Titans vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers

San Francisco 49ers vs Jacksonville Jaguars

Detroit Lions vs Los Angeles Chargers

New York Jets vs Las Vegas Raiders

I made sure not to select another European game to avoid a similar situation to last week - my bad, all!

@Cut2theKwik @Maxx @gunnar hendershow @Your Mom @DFF @LL! @livid @jrhodes @Fitzy @Szumi @Busch Wyatt

 

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4] New Orleans Saints vs Minnesota Vikings

2] Tennessee Titans vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers

5] San Francisco 49ers vs Jacksonville Jaguars

3] Detroit Lions vs Los Angeles Chargers

1] New York Jets vs Las Vegas Raiders

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New Orleans Saints vs Minnesota Vikings 1 

Tennessee Titans vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers 3 

San Francisco 49ers vs Jacksonville Jaguars 5

Detroit Lions vs Los Angeles Chargers  2 

New York Jets vs Las Vegas Raiders 4 

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I am making these picks on a bunch of pain meds after emergency surgery, so let's hope I do well! I probably could wait and do this but oh well let's see how I do.

 

New Orleans Saints vs Minnesota Vikings - 2

Tennessee Titans vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 1

San Francisco 49ers vs Jacksonville Jaguars - 5

Detroit Lions vs Los Angeles Chargers - 4

New York Jets vs Las Vegas Raiders - 3

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3 minutes ago, Fitzy said:

I am making these picks on a bunch of pain meds after emergency surgery, so let's hope I do well!

Oh no!!!! I hope everything is alright, friend! Please recover quickly. ❤️ And I hope you get all your picks wrong!

 

New Orleans Saints vs Minnesota Vikings (3)

Tennessee Titans vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5)

San Francisco 49ers vs Jacksonville Jaguars (2)

Detroit Lions vs Los Angeles Chargers (1)

New York Jets vs Las Vegas Raiders (4)

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11 hours ago, LL! said:

Oh no!!!! I hope everything is alright, friend! Please recover quickly. ❤️ And I hope you get all your picks wrong!

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Thanks, all is going well. Woke up to an intense pain on Monday in my abdominal region and profusely sweating with dizziness and nausea. Went to ER and they found I had gallstones. Was transferred to 2 different hospitals before surgeons said gallbladder needs to come out. Turns out it was very scarred so damage had been done to it before but this was the first I've ever felt pain from it, so that's weird. But it's out and I'm recovering, so that's good.

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New Orleans Saints vs Minnesota Vikings (5)

Tennessee Titans vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4)

San Francisco 49ers vs Jacksonville Jaguars (3)

Detroit Lions (2) vs Los Angeles Chargers

New York Jets vs Las Vegas Raiders (1)

Still need @livid @Szumi!

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Well, well, well - week 10 has come and gone and we've got new standings to gawk at - for some it's like being a slackjawed Kevin O'Connell watching the Passtronaut whirl and twirl his way to a touchdown for others its like being Josh Allen watch a game-winning field goal hand him another L. Here they are:

PLAYER TOTAL POINTS
livid 120
LL! 114
Damshow 111
Your Mom 106
Busch 106
Cut2theKwik 103
MAXX 101
DFF 101
Fitzy 101
Szumi 99
Krabby 89
jrhodes 83

Livid with another MR. PERFECT week stretches his lead to 6 points while LL! - also a perfect week winner - looks up from 2nd place. DOUBLE PERFECT WEEKS!

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Damshow's starting to slow down but stays in the bronze medal spot. Meanwhile the rest of the pack settles in within 5-ish points of each other. Krabby is still outpacing JRhodes in the "avoid last place" race. How did we arrive here - check the detailed results for that:

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Player NO/MIN TEN/TB SF/JAX DET/LAC NYJ/LV POINTS WON
livid MIN 3 TB 2 SF 5 DET 4 LV 1 15
Damshow MIN 2 TEN 4 SF 1 DET 3 LV 5 11
Your Mom NO 5 TB 1 SF 3 DET 2 NYJ 4 6
LL! MIN 3 TB 5 SF 2 DET 1 LV 4 15
Cut2theKwik MIN 1 TB 2 SF 4 LAC 3 NYJ 5 7
Busch NO 2 TB 5 SF 3 DET 4 NYJ 1 12
MAXX NO 4 TB 2 SF 5 DET 3 LV 1 11
DFF MIN 1 TB 3 SF 5 DET 2 NYJ 4 11
Fitzy NO 2 TEN 1 SF 5 DET 4 LV 3 12
Szumi NO 1 TB 4 SF 2 DET 5 LV 3 14
Krabby MIN 5 TB 4 JAX 3 DET 2 LV 1 12
jrhodes NO 5 TB 1 SF 4 DET 3 NYJ 2 8
             
RESULTS MIN TB SF DET LV  

Lots of green overall this week but those pesky Minnesota Vikings and the suddenly rejuvenated Las Vegas Raiders dealt some crushing blows to a few sheets. Few bet on Will Levis to topple Baker Mayfield, no one but my dumb ass thought that the 49ers weren't going to bounce back vs the Jags, and only C2tK wagered on the Chargers though that nearly went the other way. 

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WEEK ELEVEN NFL GAMES

  • Home teams are on the right
  • Pick winners AND assign a point value to each game (use each number once: 1,2,3,4, and 5)
  • DEADLINE IS FIRST KICKOFF ON SUNDAY!
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Pittsburgh Steelers vs Cleveland Browns

Los Angeles Chargers vs Green Bay Packers

New York Jets vs Buffalo Bills

Minnesota Vikings vs Denver Broncos

Philadelphia Eagles vs Kansas City Chiefs

Good luck to all!

@gunnar hendershow @jrhodes @livid @LL! @Maxx @Cut2theKwik @Fitzy @DFF @Your Mom @Szumi @Busch Wyatt

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