GTA: San Andreas

[MalaCloudy Black]

In Vice City if you put a helicopter in Pay-n-Spray it came out with wheels. [/Random]

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

There IS a triathlon that starts only on a saturday near the lighthouse on the beach in LS. There's a red cone for you to walk into and a group of competitors (there's 9 of you). It changes you into shorts for the event (!!) You follow red markers like in the car racing missions, you swim out to the back of beyond somewhere, then get out and have to get onto a mountain bike then follow more red markers until the base of missionary hill in SF, then you have to run up the hill to the chequered red marker at the top. There is a small amount of room for short cutting but not much.

My bike spasmed off a flyover so I ended up coming in 8th (9th didn't finish). All the traffic vanishes thankfully. The swimming part is very cool, thery're pretty good though! (I came out of the water in 2nd or 3rd)

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Grand Theft Auto: A Legal Life

Spend a week (in game) working for five days (bike courier, pizza delivery, trucking, quarry etc etc) from 9am - 5pm, knocking off, driving home safely without crunching anyone, parking the same car in your garage, saving the same to advance time over night then continuing throughout the week.

Then on saturday go to the beach for a swim around, visit one of the church buildings sunday morning in your sunday best then head over to the casinos to fritter away your savings in the afternoon.

Boring but very hard to drive around safely, stopping for lights and not running anyone over.

Grand Theft Auto: BMX Bandits

Get yourself a couple of stars then starting in Grove Street head out over to the country club tennis courts in San Fierro, then trash them with skids to finish. You have to stay on the same bike throughout even if the police send you flying. You lose the bike, you continue on foot.

Grand Theft Auto: The Gambler

How much money can you make in a long weekend?

Make a note of your money, start friday evening. Play pool or gamble on the horses until saturday evening then head over to Venturas and gamble in the casino only using the money you earned on friday and saturday. How much can you win by sunday midnight?

Grand Theft Auto: Elvis Lives?

Head over to the strip. Spend 10 minutes seeing how many Elvises you can kill. Blue outfit Elvises are worth 2 pts, white outfits give you one point.

Grand Theft Auto: Grand Turismo

Grab yourself a supercar. Start in Grove Street (LS), head over to SF, drive the car around the wrecking ball crane on the building site then drive over to LV, parking out the front of the Four Dragons Casino, making a single gamble on the fruit machine inside before heading back to Grove Street.

How long it take you?

You can go out of your way to use a Pay N Spray as many times as you like. You must finish this in the same car you started it in.

Grand Theft Auto: The Way Of The Samurai

Get two stars. How long can you last using only the samurai sword, and without losing any stars (by respraying or by going through a star). You must remain on foot as cars are abhorrant to the Samurai code.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

The tight blue trackie top is fantastic.

CJ wears the basketball vest for me to show off his ravishing muscles.

Just go for the "Worst dressed" approach for a while. Make him look undangerous and a spod.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

You have to complete them all and it's worth going through them to get to the final pilot test.....

Cos parachuting is fun.

[Gongsun Zan]

Not to mention that you can't beat the game until you complete flight school.

[Mortis]

So that's why you didn't sell it to me Clawson?

It's seriously a problem, I keep wanting to run down country bumpkins in my area like the game...

[Gongsun Zan]

Well, it was standing on the bridge once, and I had the sudden urge to jump on the middle of the road and jack a car.

Really.

[Timmoru Suzuki]

The Wrong Side of the Tracks

I can keep up with the train, and Smoke is shooting all the time. Only Smoke couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, and they always get out into the country and escape.

Help!

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[Dingle]

damnit ¬_¬

[Cactus Drags]

Keep out, fairly wide, to give him a better angle for the shot.

Ride where the green line is in the picture (Y)

[apsham]

How come that whenever I go into a bar, club, 24\7 etc. the clerk automatically acts like I pointed a gun at them?

[apsham]

There's also one at the Fisherman's Lagoon or whatever, north of LS.

[apsham]

Grey pants and black jacket, both from Victim I believe. Any substaitutions and black shoes from Dider Sachs also.

"I'm a well dressed murderer fool"

[Jam]

On a similar note to the vibrator, I found a dildo weapon in the Los Santos police station.

But where are the Probe Inn map and photo wall?

[Jam]

I've got 99 tags and 49 photos, using the guide. I can't work out which one I missed on either

[K]

Molotovs + Level 12 Firetruck = Unstoppable

[AJ]

Going in un-armed?

[apsham]

No weapons at all.

[fineintent]

So I've done the return to Los Santos etc, and am about to embark on the riot mission starting at CJ's mansion. But I want to go back to SF and LV, will I still have to go back every so often to defend turf?