GTA: San Andreas

[Driver The Naniwa]

Get a dildo from the shower in the police station.

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[Guest Bluesman]

I did hate it. I finally figured out I was trying too hard. Once I figured out where to go for shortcuts, and where not to, it became much easier.

[Death Before Dishonor]

Fuck, I didn't use shortcuts. Are the trucker missions mandatory for San Fierro?

I can't find the icon for it, nor do I know where it is at.

[MalaCloudy Black]

I have two custom low-riders.

One is from the mission where you follow Kendl and do the Low Rider bounce-off. It's black with a pink interior and bass boost. (Was saving my money.)

The second I pulled off the street at random. It's either a Savanna or a Blade (I forget.) It has 5x nitrous, with a pink exterior paintjob and a black interior. Nothing else though - as I drained myself of most of my money modding that second one. I've been killing Drug dealers to gain money.

[MalaCloudy Black]

I HAVE FOUND LAZLOW!!!

He's a caller on the policical show on WCTR

I thought he was the Host for the "Entertaining America" show. Nearly positive of it.

And from what I read elsewhere Fido's real name is revealed in SA.

I haven't found any references to other GTA games yet, but I'm only just past the "Doberman" mission.

[MalaCloudy Black]

The drug dealers are very abundant after reaching the Badlands. There are two types, as far as I know. Mortis named one and the other is a white guy with a grey hoody. Killing drug dealers is the easiest way to make mad cash real fast. In just ten minutes of gameplay (real time) I went from $15,000 to over $50,000.

And if you aren't careful, they'll pull a gun on you. >_> I learned that. One walked up to me and asked me if "I wanted a piece of this shit", so I replied negatively and CJ was like "No nigga, get that shit away from me!" And I stood there for a second and then the guy whipped a pistolero out and started firing.

So then I blew his ass away with an SMG.

[Krazy_K]

>_<

How do you beat that Life's A Beach?

It's impossible

[MalaCloudy Black]

Mine has to be in the "Robbing Uncle Sam" mission. The entire mission this is what I did: I lifted a box into the truck, ran outside and killed the Guards, lifted another box in, ran outside etc. etc.

By the end of the mission my life metre was blinking and I had virtually no life, neither did Ryder. Then I had to drive the van to the checkpoint with the "Weekend Soldiers" following me. Before I could kill them (by Ryder throwing boxes out, that is) both of my back tires got shot out and I made it through Balla territory to get to the checkpoint.

Probably my favorite (and most intense) gameplay moment so far.

What's yours?

[MalaCloudy Black]

Nah. It's more than possible. I just kept retrying the mission over and over, and before long I scored almost 6,000 on it.

[MalaCloudy Black]

I just completed "Doberman" for Sweet.

So right now it looks like :

Big Smoke "Just Business"

Sweet "Los Sepulcros"

OG Loc (best character ever.) "House Party/Management Issues"

Tenpenny "Gray Imports"

Cesar "High Stakes, Low-Rider"

[AJ]

I earned about $15,000 in the betting shop on the horses. I used that to mod my low rider.

Black exterior, blue interior, front and back bumpers (the style begining with S), side skirts, access alloy wheels, bass boost and 10x nitrous. I think that's all you can do...

[IAceI]

3 Times No Luck with the Seville Boys Mission. I'm stuck

[MalaCloudy Black]

Nitrous is fun to use is it not, Junky? Just don't use it on clogged up highways...

[IAceI]

Seeing a Police car chase a taxi cap, go up this bridge like ramp, drive along it and then fall off .

Other than that i'm not very far through it, so i don't have many mission ones since im stuck already. I can't do the Seville Boy missions and i'll probably take 555 attempts to do this robbery one .

[Death Before Dishonor]

Pull a truck up to the fence, climb on top, jump fence, find plane, fly. Works for me, and I did it when I first started the game. You can't officially get into the airport without a pilot's licence, which you get later on.

[IAceI]

They have no life.

[IAceI]

I'm at "Sweets Girl" i haven't been on it that much but this mission is difficult for me.

Considering i lost all my weapons after i died. And my beloved Blade :'(

[IAceI]

My beloved Blade that i lost on a mission .

The BMX is pretty cool too, except for when you're barely moving, you tap a car and go heels over handlebars.

[MalaCloudy Black]

BMX, Mountain Bike, any kind of Low-Rider, and the PCJ-600.

My biking/cycling skill is higher than my driving skill

[Dingle]

Who is that women in your sig DTN?

Anyways..

Ima go try and not bitchslap her with flowers

Edited October 30, 2004 by Joucho