EWB's Top 50 Women 2005

[kaya]

I wouldn't know. What, with her having this massive V tattooed on her brain. How about Pri? Did it smell like Tandoori?

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[DMN in the House]

Edit- I see syco's been in the meds again

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Umm, actually, at that point in time last night, I was 5 Xanax in (after going to see my friends band play), on my way to 7, so yes.

However, the statement rings true. I prefer the slutty look, and I prefer white trash party girls. Trucks, baseball caps, tattoos, piercings, dickies, wifebeaters, the whole thing. A girl that would just as soon chill and drink as go to the movies or something. Thats the hottest shit since Candy Kid females (ask a raver about that one). Actually, hotter.

Syco's female style list

1. SoCal White Trash (as described above)

2. Raver chicks

3. Sluts

I'm very, very, low class

Fuck sophistication!

I WANT DRUNKEN SLUTS!

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Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan?

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Reid, yes. On a side note, we share a birthday. Lohan, no, I don't find her attractive.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Morgan Webb has a square lantern jaw.

We discussed this last year but it needed bringing up again.

After a quick dash around the net for Syco I happened upon these (mostly average) girls, all raver-like...

number 1

number 2

number 3

number (scary) 4

Looking for trashy sluts young man?

number 1

number 2

These things I do for you, just cos I've got half an hour free and fancy a challenge...

[Guest Ringmaster]

Bwahaha, struck a chord did i!?

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[kaya]

Answer the question

[LUKIE]

I am so disheartened that only one Asian chick has made it in so far... There better be a lot more coming...

[Guest Ringmaster]

Answer the question

Blood doesnt smell of anything but... blood, and she didnt really bleed much if it all, so um, yeah.

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Edited March 22, 2005 by Ringmaster

[tristy]

However, the statement rings true. I prefer the slutty look, and I prefer white trash party girls. Trucks, baseball caps, tattoos, piercings, dickies, wifebeaters, the whole thing. A girl that would just as soon chill and drink as go to the movies or something. Thats the hottest shit since Candy Kid females (ask a raver about that one). Actually, hotter.

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[Guest Ringmaster]

Yeah. Bluesman asked me why syco liked girls with dildos.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I used to go clubbing with a load of candy kid girls.

I tell ya what, that's sexy right there that is.

And they're a cheerful bunch too....Probably cos of all the ecstacy they shove down their throats...

[ROC]

35. Julia Stiles

You know, since we all probably know Julia Stiles's bio anyway, let me pose a question or a pondering: Can you name ten things you hate about Julia Stiles? Go on now.

My Take: She's decent looking. I'd hit it.

34. Samaire Armstrong

Not many people knew about newcomer Samaire Armstrong up until 2003 and the debut of The O.C., where Ms. Armstrong played the cute blonde Ana. After chasing the sardonic Seth Cohen around Orange County, she left the show to be on HBO's fledgling series Entourage, as Jeremy Piven's secretary. With the rise of acting work this young actress is getting, expect big things to come from Samaire Armstrong.

My Take: Cute, maybe not too hot, though.

[Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty]

Julia Styles? the whiney bitch from Save the last Dance? shit, I'd rather butt fuck that black guy, even the Smalce could fuck Stiles.

[fineintent]

Can you name ten things you hate about Julia Stiles? Go on now.

[naiwf]

Those last two get a HUGE thumbs down. Stiles looks and sounds like a dude, and since I'm a man and by definition, I don't watch soap operas I have no fucking clue who that Armstrong chick is, and wouldn't want to anyway.

[ROC]

Can you name ten things you hate about Julia Stiles? Go on now.

1. Her moon shaped face.

2. Her rake-like, no definition, no curves body.

3. Her below par acting.

4. The fact she surrounds herself with these piss poor Shakespeare remakes.

5. The fact that she looks like she should be fat.

6. The Prince and Me.

7. Down to You with that tosspot Freddy Prinze Jr.

8. When she acts drunk in 10 things I hate about you.

9. The fact that people have voted her here, when she's done nothing of note recently and someone like Siena Miller (!) doesn't even make the list.

10. Did I mention her face?... Dang, so close.

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[Guest Ringmaster]

I'm not too sure who voted for the last ones to be honest. They're just weird choices.

[Quom]

I'm not too sure who voted for the last ones to be honest. They're just weird choices.

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[Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty]

Celebrities are suppose to be amongst some of the beautiful women in the world, people like Julia Stiles doesn't cut the mustard, she's average in the normal person sense. I'm not saying I'd walk past her in the street and comment on her being ugly, but she wouldn't turn my head, unless I heard her voice, in which case I'd chase her and punch her in the neck.

[fineintent]

I'm not too sure who voted for the last ones to be honest. They're just weird choices.

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People who haven't realised what their penis' are for would be my guess. Fucking hell some people have a twisted sense of beauty.

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[apsham]

I liked how Styles looked in Save The Last Dance.