EWB's Top 50 Women 2005

[Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty]

Alyson Hannigan and Julia Stiles, 50 of the worlds sexiest women? what a sorry state of affairs, if that was ever the case, I'd kill myself, neither are particularly good looking and I agree that if it wasn't for fame they wouldn't get a second look.

I'd go as far as saying they're both ugly, I'd sooner have someone good looking and not famous, because you wouldn't get respect in hollywood for hanging with these chicks, you'd be like a rat.

As for Winslet, she can be attractive, but not to the degree that she makes this list, she'd make a hot mum/mom or someones sister, but not one of the worlds sexiest women, not by a long shot.

[Krazy_K]

She's my #1.

Don't know who she is but damn.

[Guest Grapehead]

You don't know who Jessica Alba is? Christ.

[Krazy_K]

Holy fuck.

She looks totally different.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Replies to previous posts while I was asleep:

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Anna Kournikova is, and always was, a big moon-pie face.

Gwen Stefani without extrovert make-up is just as lovely.

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Eva Mendes?! Meh, I agree with rvd...she ain't that special...

And I agree with rvd...Less Dushku...She makes me want to rake out my eyes with rusty barbed wire. THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT HER!

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rvd isn't gay......I think....

Summers...As a fellow Birmingham-dweller, I'm ashamed.

DUSHKU'S EYES ARE TOO HEAVY-LIDDED AND CIRCULAR.

Kate Winslet is pretty nice when she's in skinny mode. Her accent is loverly. It restores my faith in this list.

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The only tennis players I ever liked were Martina Hingis, Natasha Zvereva and Justine Henin (I tend to only go for female players who are vaguely cute but don't try to get big on the back of some kind of teenage masturbatory club). Sharapova's too young for me and actually ain't that amazing...

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Dan, Dushku's eyes are WRONG! WRONG WRONG WRONG!

Alyson Hannigan?! Now I know I'm surrounded by single male Buffy-fans... Sheesh...What else should I expect from a wrestling board?!

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42. Zhang Ziyi

37. Shirley Manson

29. Kirsten Dunst

28. Milla Jovovich

24. Liv Tyler

19. Gwen Stefani

12. Kate Winslet

And that's about it...

Sean is a top man on Mmmmilla-watch. Big up to ya mate.

And now, some Milla pics to balance of all the Dushku...

Girls + guns = always a winner.

[Guest Ringmaster]

She makes me want to rake out my eyes with rusty barbed wire. THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT HER!

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[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

She makes me want to rake out my eyes with rusty barbed wire. THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT HER!

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It's all part of my master plan to make you go blind

Blind with hotness.

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I knew it! I knew there must be some kind of evil masterplan taking shape somewhere!

It all makes sense now!

:pinch: it's all too late now though... B)

[Dan]

Your onto page 30

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Pge 31 actually...I dunno how many posts per page that is. It means everything loads up vaguely quickly though as I like having sigs on and am only on dial up 56k connection.

[fineintent]

Bah, just got in and the thread has skipped on big time.

Nice Siena pic RM, I guess I'm just lazy.

I can't see it with Winslet, I'm hoping Christina Milian is in the top ten - let's be honest she's fucking gorgeous. Everyone (bar CSAMH, because you can't see bones ^_^ ) has to like her.

[FLiam]

I think Christina Milian will be in the top 10. She must be because she hasn't been on the top 50 so far.

Also, this is page 37, not 31.

[fineintent]

I think Christina Milian will be in the top 10. She must be because she hasn't been on the top 50 so far.

Also, this is page 37, not 31.

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[Malenko]

It's page 61 for me... beat that

[Summers]

Page 10 for me.

[Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty]

Me too, Milian is really sexy, but her accent is really annoying and she did that MTV becoming thing, which is like the most embarrasing thing ever to be broadcast on TV.

Dressing up as someone else and pretending to be them by miming songs and then answering questions how you'd think they'd answer? you bunch of sad pathetic losers.

Milla Jovovich is hot in 50% of her photo shots and movies, but sometimes she can look plain, maybe its just bad photography, I mean the first 2 pictures posted are crap, but the 3rd is quite good, even though she has a weird shaped skull.

[Liam]

I'm not a massive fan of Jovovich, as I agree with Mudda...she looks nice in some pics, but shite in others.

And CSAMH, I'm glad you agree with me on the Mendes/Dushku sentiments.

[Lowerdeck]

Milla Jovovich is hot in 50% of her photo shots and movies, but sometimes she can look plain, maybe its just bad photography, I mean the first 2 pictures posted are crap, but the 3rd is quite good, even though she has a weird shaped skull.

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I might be noticing that too for a lot of these pictures, not just Milla.

[TMM]

Gah, this list makes me worry for the male species.

Kate Winslet is to low...should be no. 1. She's all natural, and purrfect. Not a twig, has curves, and rocks my socks.

This Eva Mendes chick is pretty poohy. If J-Lo or Beyonce are in the top 10 I will throw up. They're f'ugly.

Edited March 31, 2005 by The_Monkey_Molester

[Johnny Latino Heat]

Meh, my thoughts on the list so far...

50. Jennifer Love Hewitt - I like, could be a bit higher, I suppose

49. Estella Warren - nice to look at

48. Charlize Theron - should be higher. HOT.

47. Carmen Electra - one of my top 10, definately.

46. Alexis Laree - You're kidding me, right? Not bad, but nothing special-

45. Alicia Silverstone - I used to have a crush on her when I was younger. Still like her alot.

44. Michelle Rodriguez - never did like her and I don't see what's so special about her

43. Stacy Keibler - gotta love those legs...

42. Zhang Ziyi - not my type

41. Alyssa Milano - meh.

40. Asia Argento - nice.

39. Kelly Brook - meh.

38. Sarah Michelle Gellar - hotter when she was younger, but still hot.

37. Shirley Manson - don't really care for her.

36. Morgan Webb - who?

35. Julia Stiles - not bad, but definately not on my "hottest" list

34. Samaire Armstrong - who?

33. Jennifer Connelly - love her eyes.

32. Shannon Elizabeth - hubba hubba.

31. Halle Berry - not bad, not bad at all.

30. Beyonce Knowles - can't stand her

29. Kirsten Dunst - same as Halle.

28. Milla Jovovich - gotta love her.

27. Drea de Matteo - who?

26. Katie Holmes - cute, but that's it.

25. Salma Hayek - Hot.

24. Liv Tyler - Meh. Not my type really, but not bad at all.

23. Christina Ricci - I kinda like her.

22. Drew Barrymore - same as Ricci

21. Tina O'Brien - who?

20. Shannyn Sossamon - can't stand her.

19. Gwen Stefani - meh.

18. Trish Stratus - wouldn't be on my hottest list, but hot nonetheless.

17. Lacey Chabert - who?

16. Eliza Dushku - hot, but not that hot.

15. Anna Kournikova - same as Eliza.

14. Maria Sharapova - apparently loves oral, but that ain't enough to put her on the hottest list

13. Eva Mendes - don't like her

12. Kate Winslet - she has this charm that attracts me, dunno why

11. Alyson Hannigan - same as Katie Holms. Cute, but that's it. Wouldn't be on my hottest list either.

[Guest Ringmaster]

To be honest, I think Mendes isn't that hot, her face is a deal breaker, but I also think a better pic is required.

Still, her face looks like a hiena at times.