Big Brother 6 (UK)

[Turbo Yannis]

Ugh.  Pisses me off the Makosi always has to lie to people, her friends more than most.  Its like she does it for fun.

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[YI]

Of course she's not pregnant. How the fuck would she know, to be 90% sure. It was like a day after it happened. Her reason as to why she thinks she's pregnant; "He asked if I came, twice!". Wow, is it a boy or a girl. I thought, 'ah well, she could have missed her period' (Thinking the best of people) only for her to say "I'll have to wait until I get my period so I can be sure". I'm sorry, Kemal so called 'Mr Intelligence' cockslap the lying bitch. She thinks there's 90% chance she's pregnant, when in fact it's 0%.

She's fucking playing Vanessa and Kemal like tetris. Yet they can't see it. It's obvious Kemal and Makosi will reach towards the end, however I think Kemal might catch on to Makosi. He seems a little unsure every now and then, plus he does know she spends half of the time bullshitting, yet he still hangs onto her coattails. And he calls Maxwell weak. At least Maxwell was getting something for his puppy dog antics.

However this pregnant thing is all a way to keep Anthony away from Orla. It is in fact Makosi who has the jealousy problems. Firstly she was jealous that Maxwell and Saskia had a 'relationship as strong' as her and Kemal. So technically, she wouldn't be the queen of the house anymore (However, she does look more manly than Kemal). Now this whole pretending to be pregnant thing not only gets Anthony to be by her side, which she wants (It will also prevent him from voting her, yet you know somewhere down the line she'll fuck him over), it also prevents Anthony going after Orla. However he is a geordie bloke, so none of these morals apply.

Simply, FUCK MAKOSI. Fuck her ugly black arse, with a lightning rod in a thunderstorm if at all possible.

[Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty]

Wow, big brother is more depressing than the London bombings.

[Farmer Reil]

That's a point. Isn't Boreham Wood in London? Would they have heard the bombs going off from there? (I wouldn't have thought so, as it's probably well away from the centre, but you never know). Did BB tell them anything about it? Or are they still clueless to what's going on?

Maxwell's fucking lucky he's leaving tomorrow The poor guy gets freaked out by a banner saying "Derek 4 Tory Leader" because the blind cunt thought it said someting about Death to Saskia. What's he going to think about bombs going off all over the place?

[Jonny D]

They said on BBLB that they had contacted all the housemates families to see if any of them were involved at all in the bombings, and they were all fine, so Big Brother decided not to tell them about it.

[Summers]

Holy head shaving Batman.

[Jonny D]

Science is favourite to go, though not by much. He'd better go, as if Maxwell goes I'll find it pretty hard to carry on watching.

[PkmnTrainerJ]

Hopefully Science will go. He's just been such a dick recently. I think Maxwell and Eugene will be up after that.

[lazy_arse]

What!? How the fuck is Science still in?

[Farmer Reil]

Because Maxwell is far more of a prick than Science ever has been.

Couldn't be happier, tbh

Apart from the fact that this now means it's unlikely to be Craig going next week (Orlaith vs Science, IMO).

[Jonny D]

Ugh. I really van't understand how anyone could want Maxwell out more than Science. Still haven't decided if I'm gonna carry on watching this show now, as I hate pretty much everyone in there.

[Guest Red Devil]

That was just depressing. Maxwell was the only one who I actually looked forward to watching so after tonight's eviction show I really don't think I'll be watching anymore.

[J-Rod]

For fuck sake, why vote out the most entertaining character in the fucking place. This is BB4 all over again! Bunch of lazy bastards laying around in their beds bitching about Craig and Anthony.

Vanessa should have been out ages ago but no just because she has her head up Makosi's fat ass she gets to stay in. The final 3 will be Kemal, Makosi and Vanessa. I have stopped watching NOW!!

[Farmer Reil]

Bwahaha @ Maxwell heeling it up on his way out. I still hate the twat, but that was amusing.

[J-Rod]

That's it Maxwell show them how it's fucking done. LMAO at him just ignoring all the housemates. He couldn't wait to get out of the place with nutters like Kemal and Makosi

[Farmer Reil]

I've just noticed something.

The similarities between Maxwell and Saskia and Posh and Becks are staggering

(Except Saskia's arse is equivalent in size to both Posh AND Becks, let alone Posh's arse )

[Summers]

What did Maxwell do, to heel it up?

[Farmer Reil]

Just being a cocky bitch, really. He did the Y2J "arms outstretched with his back to the audience" thing at the top of the staircase, and then when the doors opened he turned around and everyone booed him, which actually looked quite cool. Then he started mouthing off at everyone and poking his tongue out.

When he was interviewed by Davina we got the old Maxwell back though, the funny one, so that was ok. Then BitchFromHell came waddling onto the set and hugged him, and I turned over. I can't stand that whore.

[Summers]

The fuck is going on in the house? Science tshirts? Music?

[Pesci]

There was a "debate" on Thursday's show where Science and Maxwell each had to pick four people to explain why they should win the public vote. Science's team wore Science's face on a shirt, and Maxwell's team wore his face on a shirt. The winning housemate's debate team would get a party exclusively for them following the eviction on Friday, with the other team's members forbidden from parricipating.

Science's team was Craig, Makosi, Eugene and Vanessa. Hence, the five of them get the party.