Songs in sung in clear and simple English

[Guest Small Red]

I basically need simple songs in different genres, which I can mould teaching exercises around.

eg. The Long And Winding Road.

Since the children I could be teaching may be about seven, no explicit lyrics please. Cheers.

[Dan]

Hot Dog - Limp Bizkit.

[probablyoliver]

Hot Dog - Limp Bizkit.

"And if I say fuck two more times that forty six fucks in this fucked up rhyme"?

Fuck yeah.

How about "Wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died " by Kunt & The Gang?

In all honesty I'd suggest just looking for the more acousticy artists such as Colin Hay, Willy Mason or Adem. Easily audible and child friendly.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Go for some Frank Sinatra; you can't go wrong.

Or Enter Sandman. That way, you can be responsible for traumatising them for years to come!

[Turbo Yannis]

"Swing Life Away" by Rise Against springs to mind

[A-Dub]

Anything Simon & Garfunkel works too, plus it's really good.

[tristy]

Hot White Cum by Liz Phair

[Guest Small Red]

Never knew you all were so funny.

Thanks atleast to Turbonizzle, Ze and A-Dub

[tristy]

What? It doesn't have any curse words, and it's sung in clear english.

[Guest Small Red]

What? It doesn't have any curse words, and it's sung in clear english.

[tristy]

Damn right it is.

[K]

What? It doesn't have any curse words, and it's sung in clear english.

Aside from the word cum, it also has the word fuck.

[tristy]

What? It doesn't have any curse words, and it's sung in clear english.

Aside from the word cum, it also has the word fuck.

[Guest Small Red]

But an exposed boob in a television programme still counts as nudity.

[Lowerdeck]

Dave Matthews Band?

[tristy]

She had her nipple covered, I still don't get that.

[Guest Thiia Deshi]

Moby, REM, Daft Punk, KT Tunstall, Cannibal Corpse

[Skummy]

Anal Cunt.

Yeah, the joke's dead.

[Benji]

Anal Cunt.

Yeah, the joke's dead.

The joke was never funny in the first place. Get serious now children.

Edited November 1, 2005 by Benjirino~!

[Guest fultie]

Octopus' Garden and Yellow Submarine by The Beatles