Eurovision Song Contest 2006

[Guest -W-A-L-K-E-R-]

We did better than previous years.

[Bushmeister]

DAN GAINS MASSIVE COOL POINTS!

[Xero Gravity]

I was really surprised by our result, I figured the song was so crap we'd have another Jemini (or however they spelled it) on our hands.

[Dan]

Is that even possible?

[therockbox]

Nah, the microphones were OK this year.

[Dan]

That is the best picture ever.

[Xero Gravity]

Is that even possible?

[Bushmeister]

To be honest, the English entrant should've scored higher, if for nothing else than their TOTALLY bangable line of chorus singers. I mean, schoolgirl outfits = immediate erection.

[TheArsenal]

To be honest, the English entrant should've scored higher, if for nothing else than their TOTALLY bangable line of chorus singers. I mean, schoolgirl outfits = immediate erection.

[Dan]

Yeah, but that chick who stripped off half way through her song was hot too.

As was the french one, and the one before her.

And the one's who sang that twist song.

Edited May 21, 2006 by The DanArockalypse

[TheArsenal]

Yeah, but that chick who stripped off half way through her song was hot too.

As was the french one, and the one before her.

And the one's who sang that twist song.

[therockbox]

Ukraine's singer was nice, and Moldova's wasn't too bad either.

[Bushmeister]

I think that the total of bangable chicks in the Eurovision contest came to a well over a dozen.

Especially that one chorus singer, with the shocked-style red hair. Whoopee.

[Liam]

I'm drunk.

Did Finland win?

[therockbox]

* “You know, we are meat eaters in a vegetarian café,” said Mr. Lordi when asked how the band feels to be in Eurovision.

* Surely Lordi and Christianity don’t go together? Sure they do. “I am a member of a church and our drummer Kita actually wrote and played some church music.”

* “I don’t want to burn in hell, I want to go to heaven.”

* When Finnish TV invited Lordi to take part in Eurovision, Mr. Lordi thought that they’d got the wrong number.

* “We think we look pretty. We look like monsters.”

* “Lordi is actually my nickname. It was given to me by friends.“

* “We toured last year through the whole of Europe. And we toured extensively in Germany.”

* “Our future plan is to get back to our normal heavy metal routines.”

* “Sure, some fans have seen us without costumes. But they won’t take any pics. And I also don’t wear my stage costumes when I walk my dogs.”

* What is Mr. Lordi scared by? After a long pause, “That’s a good one… Horses, I think. They’re so big.”

* “The Rolling Stones are as careful with their clothes as we are. They only look different. You know, one pair of jeans isn’t the same as another.”

* “I always drew monsters. My monsters always looked more beautiful than other things.”

* Are children afraid of Mr. Lordi? “No, not at all. It’s their parents being afraid that make the kids afraid.“

* “Kids love us. We look like their toys.”

* “There would never be a Lordi show without our masks.”

* “‘Kitos’ means ‘bye-bye’ in Finnish.”

I just love the idea of Lordi being scared by horses. He's a softy at heart.

Edited May 21, 2006 by Codename V

[Dan]

I'm drunk.

Did Finland win?

Yes,

Now go here /forum/index.php?showtopic=38908&view=getnewpost">http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index....view=getnewpost

And hate on Biggz >_>

[Xero Gravity]

* “You know, we are meat eaters in a vegetarian café,” said Mr. Lordi when asked how the band feels to be in Eurovision.

* Surely Lordi and Christianity don’t go together? Sure they do. “I am a member of a church and our drummer Kita actually wrote and played some church music.”

* “I don’t want to burn in hell, I want to go to heaven.”

* When Finnish TV invited Lordi to take part in Eurovision, Mr. Lordi thought that they’d got the wrong number.

* “We think we look pretty. We look like monsters.”

* “Lordi is actually my nickname. It was given to me by friends.“

* “We toured last year through the whole of Europe. And we toured extensively in Germany.”

* “Our future plan is to get back to our normal heavy metal routines.”

* “Sure, some fans have seen us without costumes. But they won’t take any pics. And I also don’t wear my stage costumes when I walk my dogs.”

* What is Mr. Lordi scared by? After a long pause, “That’s a good one… Horses, I think. They’re so big.”

* “The Rolling Stones are as careful with their clothes as we are. They only look different. You know, one pair of jeans isn’t the same as another.”

* “I always drew monsters. My monsters always looked more beautiful than other things.”

* Are children afraid of Mr. Lordi? “No, not at all. It’s their parents being afraid that make the kids afraid.“

* “Kids love us. We look like their toys.”

* “There would never be a Lordi show without our masks.”

* “‘Kitos’ means ‘bye-bye’ in Finnish.”

I just love the idea of Lordi being scared by horses. He's a softy at heart.

Edited May 21, 2006 by Xero Gravity

[Liam]

Hahah....Lordi won me a lot of money. I love them.

[ONO]

Terry Wogan is a fucking twat. Fuck Wogan.

It was actually good. France had a good song. Lithuania are fucking hated.

[Xero Gravity]

Terry Wogan is a fucking twat. Fuck Wogan.