The "Complete" whacked Out wrestling Memorial...

[RavenBlack]

Elric: "Aww...there's my sexy little toilet seat...Hey, get lost, Hardy- this girly's mine now!"

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

(wOw Memorial Second Anniversary Spectacular!

Hello, fans, it's Reflecto speaking again. In honor of the upcoming second anniversary of wOw Memorial on the Dome, I've got a special bonus, a call to action for the wOwM fans (all few of you) out there. To put it simply, I'm giving you a chance to help book some of the wOw Memorial action (as opposed to normally, when I shamelessly steal your ideas, gimmicks, and in one case, the reader themself for my own gain.)

This special random "wOwM" decisionmaker is:

In the last maintenance check in the WWE Raw game of whacked Out wrestling Memorial, I noticed that Lita has 3 months remaining on her contract. The question goes to you the fan: Should I resign Lita to a longer-term deal or not?

Pros: Lita is a well-recognized worker. she's got a decent draw value. I just hired El Dandy (look for his debut very soon on Raw, kids!). this would allow me to make plenty of "Lita is a dirty slut" jokes.

Cons: Until last Raw's angle with Matt Hardy and Edward Elric, I never used her. Plenty of more charismatic women, many of whom are now recognizable to wOw Memorial fans. Rarely use females on Raw, period (focusing instead on indy female wrestling.) When I re-up people, I reup them on a standard 3-year deal, and there's no fucking way I can think of enough fresh ways to say "Lita is a dirty slut" for 3 years worth of shows.

So, what should it be? Your choices:

-Keep Lita around

-Sack her

-Get over yourself, Reflecto, you're nowhere near the level of taking the rein as "tortured genius artiste" of the Dome (HEY! NO COMMENTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY!)

-Quit wOw Memorial and do a 2001 split with me (NO COMMENTS FROM KRAUSER!)

-PUSH ALEX-SAMA!!!!! (Um...RavenBlack, could you please stay on topic?)

-HARVEY WIPPLEMAN!

Edited August 19, 2005 by Reflecto

[RavenBlack]

So, what should it be? Your choices:

-Keep Lita around

-Sack her

-Get over yourself, Reflecto, you're nowhere near the level of taking the rein as "tortured genius artiste" of the Dome (HEY! NO COMMENTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY!)

-Quit wOw Memorial and do a 2001 split with me (NO COMMENTS FROM KRAUSER!)

-PUSH ALEX-SAMA!!!!! (Um...RavenBlack, could you please stay on topic?)

-HARVEY WIPPLEMAN!

Edited August 19, 2005 by RavenBlack

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

When I got to Rhode Island, I was still somewhat down. I didn't want to speak to anyone, so I had to think back to my normal levels when I was feeling down, i.e. go off into some corner and not speak to anyone. Unfortunately, I was woken from my almost dreamlike state by a lamp being floated over to hit me in the face...

Black: "Oh, sorry Tom. I needed to talk to you...you're a great mic worker, right?"

"Well, I've been told I am..."

Black: "Well, I need your help. I was told I'm going to get mic time tonight and be in an angle, but I was wondering- what do I do?"

"Well, just do what you'd normally do in these situations. It should work- you're great eye candy for...*giggle* The Ding Dongs...*laugh* Oh, come on, what were the writing team on when they remade that gimmick?"

Black: "Hey...meany! I don't mock your trying to be Adam Ant or Harry Potter, do I?"

"Well, no, mostly because I'm GOOD at what I do..."

Black: "You know, Alex told me I shouldn't ask for help from you...BAKA!" Black stormed off. I felt a little bad, but I was still in a bit of a mood. I was still so unhappy I could barely get up to watch the show. I ended up going to the front, but was still unwilling to talk to many people...

wOw Primetime

As Primetime started, The Ding Dongs came to the ring ringing their bell accompanied by Raven Black. Black took the mic as the Ding Dongs kept ringing the bell in back of them...

Black: "Ladies and gentlemen, you have already seen what my team, the new era of one of wrestling's most legendary pairs, The Ding Dongs, can do in the ring. However, a legendary team like this one can only be truly proven great when they face OTHER legendary teams. Therefore, I am making a challenge to any legendary tag team to get in the ring here and show us if you can still go move for move with a legendary team like us!" The Ding Dongs kept ringing their bell while waiting. Just then, "Bad Company" hit over the wOwTron as Badd Company came down to the ring. Pat Tanaka took the mic...

Tanaka: "HELLO, PROVIDENCE! Man, it's great to be back in the saddle again. In case you forgot, I am wrestling legend Pat Tanaka, and this guy here is my hetero-life mate Paul Diamond, and together, we are the coolest tag team in the world, Badd Company! Now, I know you said you wanted a legendary tag team- well, is the former AWA Tag Team Champions of the WORLD good enough for you? Of course, me and Paul here don't work without some special extras...so if you want to see what we can do against your dingalings, you have to put a challenge up against us...what say you, girly?" Raven Black nodded.

Tanaka: "Well then, Paul- let's get this thing rocking!" The two rushed into the ring and attacked The Ding Dongs as the match began.

Badd Company d. The Ding Dongs

After the match, Badd Company celebrated. Pat Tanaka then grabbed the mic...

Tanaka: "Okay then, we won the match, so now it's time for our victory reward..."

Diamond: "Oh yeah, Pat..." The two looked at Raven Black...

Black: "Okay...what did you want?"

Tanaka: "Well, girly. You get the real reward. You see, you're going to get to become the first member of what's going to be a very good club...the wOw sponsored, BADD COMPANY club. You, Raven Black, get to..." Tanaka paused... "...SLOB...MY...KNOB!"

Black: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Diamond: "Oh, you don't have a choice in this, missy..." Paul Diamond then grabbed Raven Black, as Tanaka and Diamond went back to the dressing room as Raven Black yelled "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" all the way...

(I'm going to get killed for this angle. RavenBlack is going to find my college, go down there, and murder me for this one. Do you people realize the sacrifices I make for you? DO YOU?)

(53)

Stalker Ichikawa d. Austin Aries by Dusty Finish via Ricky Marvin interference

Ayako Hamada d. Chaparrita ASARI to retain National Women's Title

After the break, Steve Evans came to the ring and took the mic...

Evans: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand before you vindicated. You all thought I was talking out my ass when I said I was the cream of wOw, that I deserved all the popularity my "ever-so-bestest friend in the world" got. But now, look at the facts. Two times, me and Tom Goddard got into that ring, and Two Times, I defeated him soundly. I proved to the world that I am the one who deserves every accolade that wOw stars get conclusively. I have the belt, I'm the standard bearer for this company, and most importantly, I handed a World Champion his ass. There's no one who can stand to me in this very ring. Look at your new icon, wOw, for as of this moment, I AM PROVIDENCE..."

Just then, a voice cried out "OH, PUT A SOCK IN IT!" Just then, Jeff Hardy's theme hit as Hardy came to the ring and took the mic...

Hardy: "Oh, I am sick and tired of you talking about how great you are. Ooh, big whoop, you were the less respected member of a tag team, and now you made it. Well, why not try and go against a tag team specialist like me? I've done just as much as you have. I was a decent part of a tag team, I went on to become the Intercontinental Champion, I've fought World Champions in the WWE...I've done everything you WISH you were able to do, and did it in front of millions instead of the people in wOw. Now, I'm telling you- you think you're this good? Prove it against me. Put that title up on the line, and see what I can do against you."

Evans thought about it, then replied:

Evans: "Excellent. I've been WAITING to hand a bigger name what's coming to them. Very well-you'll be the next notch on my title belt, Jeff Hardy..."

(67)

Samoa Joe d. Alex Shelley and then beats him down

After the match, the referee throws up an X to the back. People swarmed the fallen Shelley to see if he was all right. Suddenly, Tom Goddard apparently broke character and walked to the ring to check on Shelley. Just then, Samoa Joe got up and took the mic...

Samoa Joe: "Ah...just what I came for...his sacrifice worked. Now, to get my real target..." Samoa Joe then proceeded to attack Tom Goddard viciously, locking in a Triangle Choke until Goddard passed out, then finishing it with an Island Driver onto the cement. Some more EMT's were called out, as Alex Shelley and Tom Goddard were carried out on two stretchers as the show went to break with Samoa Joe standing triumphant in the ring.

(83)

Chance Beckett d. Finale to win the wOw International Title

After the match, I shook off the rest of the "vicious assault" I had received in the ring. I was feeling a little bit better...when you're in a deep blue funk, nothing cures it like the roar of the crowd. I was almost ready for a well-deserved relax, and headed back home for the night. Just as I unlocked the door to my darkened house, I was shocked to find a pissed off shadow coming near me...

"So...exactly what happened in Minneapolis, 'little brother...'?"

[Chris the Human]

Keep her around! More dirty whore jokes!

[RavenBlack]

(I'm going to get killed for this angle. RavenBlack is going to find my college, go down there, and murder me for this one. Do you people realize the sacrifices I make for you? DO YOU?)

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

"What do you mean, Sharon?"

Sharon: "Oh, don't go and give me that 'I got caught, so I'm playing dumb to open up a new update' thing you always do after a cliffhanger. Jamie confessed to you, didn't she?" Dammit...I hate having a smart-enough sister to know these things...

"Um, yeah...so?"

Sharon: "So...SO? What did you say to her?"

"I didn't say anything yet..."

Sharon: "Okay...well, don't hurt her too badly, okay?"

"What are you talking about?"

Sharon: "It's just that...um, she's such a good worker and all...I don't want to see her get distracted and falter...solely as a trainer and fellow wrestler, you understand..."

"Oh, I understand all right...You've got a Crush on her!"

Sharon: "Come on! I just really respect her work!"

"You're looking out for her...you LOVE her...you want to go to Vermont with her and get in a civil union, then adopt like 10,000 babies with her..."

Sharon: "That is preposterous...I have a girlfriend, I am perfectly happy..."

"Oh, really? Then how come we've never MET this girlfriend?"

Sharon: "Well, um, uh...come on. She's a throwaway character, not important to the storyline..."

"Oh. I see. So she'd be fine if you brought Jamie along, wouldn't she?"

Sharon: "You're crazy. And ignorant. Stop being ignorant. Sure, Jamie's a great worker...and a cool person to work with...and a total hottie...and I bet her cooter would taste really sweet..."

"ICK! TMI! Didn't you tell me when you came out you wouldn't give any details of this stuff? I do NOT need to hear that from my sister..."

Sharon: "Oh, yes. Mr. Pimp of the Indy Nation is all of a sudden totally suburban and stuff when it comes to this sort of thing..."

"Okay. But if you're really that into her...I think I can help give you some pointers...not like they'd help, since Jamie's, you know, STRAIGHT...but it couldn't hurt you to try...right?"

Sharon: "Okay..."

"Just be more aggressive towards getting her. You're the baddest female in the US. Be a little more sure of what you want from her. Hey, you may get lucky- she might get really really drunk and think you're me..."

Sharon: "What's THAT supposed to mean?"

"Oh, nothing- just that you're the girl, yet I'm the pretty one in the family..."

Sharon: "Laugh it up, Tom..." I left the room as Sharon stayed there. "Honestly, Tom can be so mean sometimes...I knew me and Shane rubbed off on him..."

As I waited, I knew it was almost time for the show. Since it was being in-game close to Christmas time, I picked up some presents and prepared to give them to all the girls I knew well-enough. Once I got to the show, I put the presents in a place where I could easily get to them. As I was waiting, I happened to see Jamie stretching. I decided to grab her present and wait for her to finish. Afterwards, I picked it up...

wOw Flagship

Jamie: "Tom! What a pleasant surprise. Did you...come to give me an answer?"

"No...not yet. I mostly came in the spirit of the season, to give you this." I passed her a present and watched as she opened it.

Jamie: "It's...it's excellent. I knew I would like anything coming from you, Tom, but this...it's great! Thank you so much, Tom!" Jamie kissed me on the cheek as she left. I felt a little bit relieved that she didn't push me for more of an answer as I waited as the matches began...

(Super-Deformed Update: love love increase: + 72)

After the break, Badd Company came to the ring and took the mic...

Tanaka: "Ladies and gentlemen of wOw, tonight's a great night for all of you. You lucky people get to see the next stop on the Return of the Twin Macks, the Badd Company 'Slob My Knob' Reunion Tour. Yes, after me and my hetero-life mate Paul here beat down those Ding Dongs and successfully...inducted their magically delicious manager..."

Diamond: "Wait, I thought that's what she said about you..."

Tanaka: "...we decided it was best for us to keep this thing going for longer. Tonight, we'll get to show we can still go on a major scale again against some former tag team champs. So Manilla Thrillaz, get prepared to get beaten down, Badd Company style!"

Badd Company d. The Manila Thrillaz by Diamond Exchange interference

After the match, The Diamond Exchange took the mic...

Dave Powers: "Now, you people may be wondering why, if we already beat these two glorified job boys to get the Tag Titles, we're still attacking them. The reason is simple- tell them, my brother..."

Dean Powers: "We just had an epiphany. We realized after beating these two down, that, well, we LIKE beating these two down. We really, REALLY like beating these two down. Moreover, we want to KEEP beating these two down for as long as possible."

Dave: "Because of this, it was a natural to say- we may have gotten what we wanted from you two chumps, but don't think you'll get off easily. Rest assured that your woes are not yet over, and the Manilla Thrillaz will CONTINUE to be traded...on the Diamond Exchange."

After the match, I looked around the back, and finally saw Kari-Chan.

Kari-Chan: "TOMMY-KUN! I missedyoumissedyoumissedyou..."

"Hi, Kari-Chan...I...I have something for you..."I pulled out her present and gave it to her.

Kari-Chan: "YIPPIE! I got a present from my Tommy-kun...YAY! A new version of your wOw action figure! I went through, like, 5 of these this year...um...playing with them..."

"I knew you'd like it..." Kari-Chan proceeded to glomp me as I tried to wait around for the next match...

(love love increase: +84)

Generic spotfest: Ricky Marvin d. Stalker Ichikawa, Jack Evans, and Austin Aries to retain wOw Cruiserweight Title

After that one, I managed to see Lori with British Violence going over some stuff and decided to head over...

Lori: "So, anyway, you guys're really talented, but no one seems to wanna book yas fer some reason...I think if ya were to keep me comin' around, we could all get the bookin's we need fer this. I mean, Joe's a talented guy, he is, an' ta see him languish is...Tom! What's goin' on? Me an' tha boys were jus' talkin'..."

"I came over to tell you...I bought you a present..."Lori opened it up...

Lori: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY! Ye always know jest tha way to me 'eart, Tommy- POSSESSIONS! Eh...I love ya, ya know that..."

"Yes..."

Lori: "I gotta keep doin' this...call me, I'm interested in seein' whatcha can do with some experience this time..." I left and continued my rounds backstage...

(love love increase: +84)

(meanwhile, on commercial...)

<<The Following is Not suitable for Children>>

"Hey! What if you could take a trip to the hottest Spring Break Destinations out there for the low-low price of only $9.95 to start?

Not good enough?

What if you could take that trip with the two men who know how to party the best in the world?

'Hi, I am Pat Tanaka...'

'...and I am Paul Diamond...'

'and together, we're here to show you a Spring Break party- BADD COMPANY style!'" A montage of random drunken college girls lifting their shirts followed, spliced with scenes of Badd Company watching and conducting the action...

"That's right...former AWA World Tag Team Champions Badd Company are here to show you how Spring Break is Supposed to be seen!"

(Tanaka sees a drunken girl on it) "Hey, you look like you're a good choice- how about joining the illustrious club, and SLOBBING...MY...KNOB!"

Girl: "OHMYGAWD!" The girl then lifted her shirt to reveal a "BADD COMPANY" bar

"This is a great offer- the chance to do Spring Break as only Badd Company can!

And the fun only gets wilder when SNOOP DOGG makes the scene!" A scene occurred of Snoop Dogg hanging out with Tanaka and Diamond as a girl was near them...

Snoop Dogg: "Fo' shizzle, bizzle! You gets to slizzle my knizzle!"

"Order now with your credit card for only $9.95 to start. Other videos will come to your house automatically, with much of the same footage. You can cancel at any time, but we'll only refund you with checks you'll never cash for the knowledge you'll have to admit to the teller you're a pervert who buys these spring break flasher tapes! ORDER NOW!"

Diamond: "Order the tapes- because that's the line, because Badd Company said so!"

(72)

Jared Steele d. Finale to retain Transcontinental Title

Meanwhile, backstage, Becky Bayless was WALKING~! as Raven Black was relaxing...

Becky: "Oh, hey, Raven! Yeppers, Alex told me so much about you..."

Raven: "Oh, really? What'd Oniichan say? Good stuff, hopefully..."

Becky: "He said you was starting to work here, and was getting decent reviews for your stuff, and were coming along smoothly..."

Raven: "Yeah...I'll guide the Ding Dongs to the top of the tag division, and then everyone will see I'm the next Power Broker of whacked Out wrestling!"

Becky: "Oooh...lucky! I gotta go- Alex is expecting me to be out there for his match. He needs my energizing glomps to keep his luck going..." Just then, Raven Black got an "X" on her forehead...

Raven: "YOU...GET...TO GLOMP...MY...ONIICHAN???" Just then, Raven Black pounced on Becky Bayless, as we had a catfight of supernatural proportions! Road Agents tried to pull the two off of each other as wOw went to break...

(49)

Alex Shelley d. Paul London

After the match, I was close to my match. As such, they televised me looking for Jocelyn to give her her gift as a result (possibly for the best, seeing as she was my manager on-screen.) It got a little hard to script it out so that it would work for the show, but I tried to make it work its best when I found her...

"Ah, Jocelyn- I've been looking all over for you..."

Jocelyn: "Tom! Getting ready for the big match? I'll be right by you and Jeff's side..."

"Honestly...I don't think you should come to ringside. Samoa Joe is a vicious, brutal human being. He's already shown he'll use friends of mine to draw me out to the ring. If you come out there, and he assaults you like I know he can- well, I wouldn't be able to forgive myself for letting you come out there."

Jocelyn: "I...I see. So...what did you want to talk to me about?"

"Well, with all the things that happened this year- I needed to buy you this as a show of my appreciation for staying with me, even when Steve turned his back on me." I offered her the gift I got her...

Jocelyn: "Oh, come on, Tom. I'll always be there for you. I don't need these presents...but, there is one thing you could do for me..."

"What would that be? You know I'd do whatever you ask of me..."

Jocelyn: "Well, Tom...would you...kiss me?" I could almost feel my eyes bulge out of their sockets as Jocelyn kept waiting. Seeing the cameras on me and the fear of her father, I finally gave her a quick 'stage kiss', then headed off for my match.

(love love increase: +89)

Jeff Hardy and Tom Goddard v. Steve Evans and Samoa Joe

Well, this match was surprisingly a decent match. I knew Samoa Joe could hold his own with high flyers, but when he was in a match as the only really good brawler to the relative, well, to put it lightly, pussies that are Hardy, Goddard, and Evans, the match actually turned out okay. Hardy and Goddard meshed fairly well as a team- not surprising, as I heard they were buddies and had a similar style. Evans played a great heel champion for this, usually hiding behind Samoa Joe for the majority of the match. Eventually, Samoa Joe got Tom Goddard in a Triangle Choke. Steve Evans then tagged himself in, and tried to send Goddard up to the top for the Slight Remix. However, Jeff Hardy springboard dropkicked Evans to the ground, then hit a Swanton Bomb onto Evans to get the upset pin. After the match, Hardy and Goddard celebrated- until Steve Evans choked out Jeff Hardy while Samoa Joe hit an Island Driver on Tom Goddard to the outside! The show ended.

After the match, I was still a little in shock from the angle Jocelyn put me in before. Afterwards, I had to seek her out, if only to get the answers...

Jocelyn: "Great match out there, Tommy..."

"Did you expect anything else?"

Jocelyn: "No, not really. So, only a couple more weeks until you're back at TNA?"

"Yep. I saw how they turned you to join US-2...seems like it'll make some sense..."

Jocelyn: "Yeah. Apparently, Vince Russo heard some reports about how I spazzed out following losing a bikini contest on some big indy show to some Australian tart...felt it would be RATINGZZZZ if he turned me heel following that. I'm liking it, myself- I never got a chance to work heel in my career, and I think it'll be awesome."

"Excellent. So, anyway...about...this angle we had to do..."

Jocelyn: "I...see...you had to ask why?"

"Of course. I had to know..."

Jocelyn: "Come on, Tommy-chan...don't you know by now how I feel?" This is it...it has to be...

"How you feel...what?" Just then, Jocelyn pulled her eyelid down and stuck her tongue out...

Jocelyn: "I thought it would really make for an awesome angle for the fans watching. Didn't you think the angle would be pretty cool? Oh, by the way- thanks for the gift! See ya in about a week!" Jocelyn left as I was still a little shocked by this stuff. I guess in a way this is what I loved about her, and said the only thing I could say...

"YOU ARE SO NOT CUTE, ya know..."

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

(Dead Reflecto Day: The following post is done in "Straight-up Vision" because Reflecto is lazy. Sometimes, it's just better to say "fuck it" and hope for better in the next update. Eh, it's not like anyone reads this anyways...)

Armageddon:

Bubba Ray Dudley d. D-Von Dudley in a "Loser Leaves Town" match (77,89,83)

Metro d. Kyo Dai II by Miss Jackie interference to retain the World Tag Team Titles (55,82,68)

Maven d. Chris Jericho (93,76, 87)

Maven gains 2 points overness because people really didn't think he had it in him

Shawn Michaels d. John Cena (92,74, 86)

(CAGE) Rico v. Shane Goddard

I'm still a little surprised why they'd add a steel cage match to the Rico/Goddard feud. Perhaps they didn't think it had any credibility, but come on: You've got one metrosexual guy and one pretty boy face- they're not exactly hardcore enough to work in a cage. To add to the problem, the match seemed pretty average to me. Goddard and Rico have done better in the past. Apparently, the story they were telling- namely, the two wanted to get out as soon as possible, didn't work well for an exciting matchup. Frequent attempts to get out were done. Finally, Shane Goddard went to the top of the cage. Unfortunately, the face nature of Goddard got in the way, as instead of dropping to the mat and winning the Intercontinental Title, Goddard proceeded to hit a Moonsault off the top of the cage onto Rico's prone body. This got a

HYOOOOOOOOGE pop from the fans, but was not a smart move...mostly considering that Metro proceeded to get into the ring from the door right afterwards. Bradley Richter and Nicholas Dinsmore proceeded to hit an Extreme Makeover on Shane Goddard while Miss Jackie dragged Rico out of the ring to give him the win. After the match, Rico was still down. Goddard stirred from the Extreme Makeover, and climbed the cage again, only to hit a Diving Elbow Drop onto Rico to end the match and get a huge applause from the fans. Well, it was what it was...

(85,74,81)

Rico gains 6 points of overness because the cage match gave him some credibility as a star

Shane Goddard gains 2 points of overness because sitting in the crowd was some Shane Goddard fan who, unbeknownst to everyone in the arena, was destined to become a WWE World Champion and who thought this was his favorite match...or not...

Matt Hardy d. Edward Elric and Lita (81, 74, 78)

Lita loses 4 points overness for taking the pin (despite her intense skill of being flat on her back underneath some dude...)

Chris Benoit d. Booker T (86, 81, 84)

Triple H d. The Hurricane to win the World Heavyweight Title by Dusty Finish (90,82,87)

Triple H gains 2 points of overness because it doesn't matter what he does, he'll still be the World Champion

Over: 82

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

Second whacked Out wrestling Memorial SPECIAL: YOU CHOOSE IT!

Hello again, wOw Memorial fans, and it's time for Reflecto to throw the people another bone, er, give something special to the people who matter- you the fans. In this edition of it, I'm going to give you a chance to name a WWE Tag Team (at least, on Raw.)

The background: In the upcoming edition of WWE Raw, I am forming a new tag team. Not a problem- I could always use some new blood in the division. Only problem, though: I can't think of a proper name for these two guys together, and every name I tried that could come close was taken by a different team. Hence, I'm bringing it to you, the fans, to hopefully keep from having to use a stupid name for the team.

The stats of the members (At A Glance):

Joey Hamm:

Bio: One of wOw Memorial's top tag team specialists. An outstanding wrestler in his own right, Hamm has done a number of different gimmicks in wOwM. Has wrestled as a outcast loner type (as one half of the Nobodies where he made his name in wOw), an emo kid (as one half of EMOtion, where he got some acclaim in AWAMLW) and as a Revolutionary in WWE, where he was supposed to be in line for a big singles push for the first time ever. However, that push stalled, and WWE is ready to put him where he's at his best- in a tag team once more. Hobbies include listening to cheesy pop music and jumping into Diva's laps, then purring himself to sleep.

John Roche:

Bio: One of the unsung workers in wOwM, Roche had managed to get a surprisingly meteoric run in WWE. After a little time spent mostly as a tag team worker with Jared Steele in wOw, Roche managed to impress WWE in a tryout match enough to merit a developmental deal. A good showing at Survivor Series led to Roche joining the active roster. Since getting there, however, he's basically been bleh- between a gimmick where he smolders with generic rage and a push that rarely if ever gets him on TV, Roche pretty much seems to have made the wrong choice. Important team for him, as it could mean all the difference between making it through the next budget cuts. Hobbies include rejecting his humanity, and various things designed to, in his words, "make Chiyo-chan cry."

There you have it. NAME THAT TAG TEAM!

[RavenBlack]

Second whacked Out wrestling Memorial SPECIAL: YOU CHOOSE IT!

Hello again, wOw Memorial fans, and it's time for Reflecto to throw the people another bone, er, give something special to the people who matter- you the fans. In this edition of it, I'm going to give you a chance to name a WWE Tag Team (at least, on Raw.)

The background: In the upcoming edition of WWE Raw, I am forming a new tag team. Not a problem- I could always use some new blood in the division. Only problem, though: I can't think of a proper name for these two guys together, and every name I tried that could come close was taken by a different team. Hence, I'm bringing it to you, the fans, to hopefully keep from having to use a stupid name for the team.

The stats of the members (At A Glance):

Joey Hamm:

Bio: One of wOw Memorial's top tag team specialists. An outstanding wrestler in his own right, Hamm has done a number of different gimmicks in wOwM. Has wrestled as a outcast loner type (as one half of the Nobodies where he made his name in wOw), an emo kid (as one half of EMOtion, where he got some acclaim in AWAMLW) and as a Revolutionary in WWE, where he was supposed to be in line for a big singles push for the first time ever. However, that push stalled, and WWE is ready to put him where he's at his best- in a tag team once more. Hobbies include listening to cheesy pop music and jumping into Diva's laps, then purring himself to sleep.

John Roche:

Bio: One of the unsung workers in wOwM, Roche had managed to get a surprisingly meteoric run in WWE. After a little time spent mostly as a tag team worker with Jared Steele in wOw, Roche managed to impress WWE in a tryout match enough to merit a developmental deal. A good showing at Survivor Series led to Roche joining the active roster. Since getting there, however, he's basically been bleh- between a gimmick where he smolders with generic rage and a push that rarely if ever gets him on TV, Roche pretty much seems to have made the wrong choice. Important team for him, as it could mean all the difference between making it through the next budget cuts. Hobbies include rejecting his humanity, and various things designed to, in his words, "make Chiyo-chan cry."

There you have it. NAME THAT TAG TEAM!

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[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

That Monday, I went back to Minneapolis expecting to find another big show, only to be surprised by Jared rushing over to me...

Jared: "HIDE ME HIDE ME HIDE ME!!!!" Jared accidentally toppled me over, only for me to see in the corner of my eyes Kari, Raven, and Lori get nosebleeds from the sight...

"Stupid pervert meany girls...what's the problem?"

Jared: "It's the Redemption Crew...they're after me..."

"Does this have anything to do with that Hawk guy trying to kill you again? Because that is getting old already..."

Jared: "No, it's two others. Two guys from AWAMLW..."

"Oh really, who?"

Jared: "Sullivan and Kazarian..."

"Hold up: Frankie Kazarian? But he works for wOw! Why would he all of a sudden go after you..."

Jared: "I dunno...botched move by Reflecto?"

"Maybe...but why not go in there? They can't make a move when a PPV is going on..."

Jared: "They can now...I just got the word. AWA's going to monthly PPVs this January. No problems there."

"Wait...this is great!"

Jared: "It's great that I'm gonna get killed?"

"No, it's great because I don't have to wrestle twice in one night anymore! Hello, rest..."

Jared: "Oh, yeah. I forgot that the World Champion doesn't need to worry about his friends' safety..."

"Oh, come on, man. I worry about you guys. It's just that you have to realize. They would never make a big attack on national TV. You're safe in AWAMLW." Me and Jared headed to the dressing room, where Jared's hangers-on were in shock...

Vance: "Did...you...see this board?"

Jared: "What's wrong?" Missy then proceeded to grab Jared's head and show him the tag team match on the card...

Missy: "DO YOU SEE THIS? They're billing Sullivan and Kazarian as The Redemption Crew here! You may be in a LOT of danger..."

MICKIE: "Why, Missy? What's wrong with the name? Kind of a cool tag team name, anyway..."

Missy: "Well, if two members of the Crew IRL can use this name...then...I don't even know what to think..."

"Then try not to think about it. I mean, come on. Just relax a little bit. It'll all be over for the year anyway in just a bit..." I relaxed a little bit as the show started up...

AWA Tapings:

Super Crazy d. Air Paris (33,76,48)

Samoa Joe d. Brandon Downard (38,93, 58)

The Redemption Crew (Mike Sullivan/Frankie Kazarian) d. The Johnsons to win the AWA Global Tag Team titles- Jared Steele attacks afterwards (52,72,55)

Chance Beckett d. Alex Shelley (79,98,79)

Harry Potsmoker d. Dustin Rhodes to retain the AWA World Title (88,79,76)

Over: 65

After the show, I saw Jared. He was still a little shaken up, so I offered to give him and his crew a ride back to Rhode Island. We headed back to my car and got on our way fairly quickly, at his request. (Honestly, he's getting a little paranoid...of course, if someone really was out to get me, I assume I would be as well...)

Meanwhile...

Voice: "So...they think this is an angle?"

Mike Sullivan: "Yes, master...I assume we can keep the masses confused to our real plans..."

Frankie Kazarian: "Good plan making me hide out in wOw for a little while. It really shocked him when he found out. It'll be a shame that my cover's now blown, but Hawk can handle it there..."

Voice: "Excellent. Now, just manage to keep it looking like an angle...at least, until you can manage to have an 'accident'..." Just then, a third man headed to the scene.

Man: "Don't worry, sir- I'm certain my writing talents will make it so that we can confuse the masses. As far as they'll know, they're just a new tag team."

Voice: "Good show, James. Now, just make sure to keep that Steele and his idiot followers from knowing where you lie...if they found out one of the staff writers worked for us, then I assume you know what would happen..." The voice cut off as the three looked at each other.

[RavenBlack]

Man: "Don't worry, sir- I'm certain my writing talents will make it so that we can confuse the masses. As far as they'll know, they're just a new tag team."

Edited September 11, 2005 by RavenBlack

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

WWE Raw

As WWE Raw started, Triple H was in the ring gloating...

Triple H: "Finally-uh...YOU PEOPLE SEE who is in charge-uh here! That insignificant peon-uh Hurricane tried all he could to get this title-uh, but nothing mattered. Everyone-uh knows that I AM-UH THE ONLY PERSON-UH WHO CAN HOLD THIS TITLE-UH! The soon-uh you fans learn that, the happi-uh you will all be. I AM THE GREATEST WRESTL-UH ALIVE! So take your Internet-uh, cry about how I still hold-uh the title, and deal with the fact that I...AM...THE GAME, and I AM THAT...DAMN...GOOD!" Just then, Eric Bischoff's music hit as the GM headed down to the ring.

Bischoff: "Well, well, well, Triple H. I saw how badly you beat down The Hurricane last night, and let me just say...THAT WAS BRILLIANT! Oh, it's great to have you back in the saddle- there is no one else who can work as the standard-bearer of the top show in wrestling today, Eric Bischoff's Monday Night Raw..."

Triple H: "uh..Hem..."

Bischoff: "Oh, right- Eric Bischoff's Monday Night Raw, FEATURING World Heavyweight Champion Triple H...but I digress, champ. What I wanted to talk about is that you deserve a reward for putting down that...pretender to the throne. You deserve a match that'll really get all these fans talking about what a Great, Fighting Champion Triple H is. You deserve a match...well, a match only I can think up!"

Triple H: "Explain-uh..."

Bischoff: "Well, I assume all these fans know of my...previous job, at the old World Championship Wrestling..." A slight boo came from the fans as this occurred. "And well, I was thinking...there were some good times there..." More boos occurred... "Oh, come on! You all knew there were some good times in WCW, too! But anyway, I decided that too many people in WCW have been left by the wayside in the past...well, almost five years this Saturday. In my view, this just doesn't fly. That's why TONIGHT...I have a lottery set here of every living wrestler who worked a match for WCW with me. At the end of the night, one lucky WCW wrestler will get the shot of a lifetime- the shot to take on Triple H right there in the ring for the World Heavyweight Title!"

Triple H: "Wait a minute-uh...I get no chance-uh to know who it is?"

Bischoff: "Come on, HHH- you're a superb wrestler. I have no doubt you'll destroy whoever we put in your way!" The segment ended with Triple H standing smug in the ring...

JR: "What a main event, King! Triple H will put up the World Heavyweight Title against a random former WCW worker!"

King: "This could be a huge opportunity for some lucky wrestler, JR!"

(84)

Brandon Robinson d. Jonah Edelman (64, 94, 79)

Meanwhile, Matt Hardy is backstage with a blond-haired Hispanic man...

Hardy: "So, let me get this straight. You're willing to finance my fight to destroy Edward Elric...if I what?"

Man: "Eet ees seemple, really. You used to be known to theese fans as Matt Hardy, Version 1.0. You sell me the Veee-1 geemeek, and I weel finance your meesion."

Hardy: "But, Mr....what is your name again?"

Man: "Oh...my friends...they call me...Shocker..."

Hardy: "Okay...Shocker...why would you want the V-1 gimmick anyway?"

Shocker: "Eye need your hand symbol...eye want to show thee world eekzacktly what the Shocker ees all about..."

Hardy: "Okay...but what is that all about?" Shocker then jumped up giving the classic V-1 symbol, then yelled "SHOCKER 3:SEEXTEEN MEANS YOU GET TWO EEN THE PEENK, ONE EEN THE STEENK!"

Hardy looked at the man, then replied:

Hardy: "Well, if it'll get me the chance to destroy Edward Elric...so be it. You've got yourself a deal." Shocker reached out his hand to shake with Matt Hardy... "Um...I don't think so- no offense, right?" Matt Hardy left the backstage area as Shocker looked confused, then smelled his hand...

(64)

Matt Hardy loses 2 points of overness from all the die-hard V1 fans out there

Shocker gains 1 point overness from all the fans who want "TWO EEN THE PEENK, ONE EEN THE STEEENK!"

Shocker, Version 1.0 v. J.R. Ryder

On-screen:

SHOCKER FACT: With The Shocker, it is always time for TWO EEN THE PEENK, ONE EEN THE STEENK!

Well, the crowds weren't into this match at all. J.R. Ryder has basically been the official jobber of Raw recently, and Shocker, V-ONEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! was still too new for things to work. It was a shame, as the match was actually really good. The two meshed fairly well, which was a good thing for this. J.R. Ryder basically sold a lot for the newcomer, peaking as Shocker proceeded to get him down, then throw up a V-1 symbol and yell "TWO EEN THE PEENK, ONE EEN THE STEENK!". After that, he proceeded to take both hands in the V-1 symbol, and go up top with a Mandible Claw while...let's just say, he "lived his gimmick" down low. J.R. Ryder tapped out, giving Shocker V-1 the victory.

(24,83, 53)

J.R. Ryder loses 2 points of overness for a hard debut loss

Shocker, Version 1.0 gains 3 points of overness. Yep, Shocker-mania is running WILD!

After the match, Joey Hamm was walking backstage when he saw John Roche sitting by himself...

Hamm: "Ah. Hey, I wanted to talk to you...John, is it?" Roche looked at him and shot him a cold look...

Roche: "I smolder with generic rage."

Hamm: "Okay. Well, anyway. I've been watching your work, and it's awesome, man. You've got some real skill out there..."

Roche: "It is necessary. I fight to help me forget about my desperately tortured past- one that no man should have to relive, but I am forced to every night..."

Hamm: "Yeah, man. I can understand that. But anyway, I've got a problem. You see, I was told that the singles division is just not ready for the Revolution to start on them, so I need to show these people what it's all about. I can't think of any way to do that better than rocking the tag team division, and I need someone who's just as talented, who has just as much potential, and is just as close to being the next wave of wrestling as I am to do that. I think you're that person. Will you join the ranks of the Revolution, and show these people a new style of Human Behavior?" Roche thought a bit...

Roche: "Fighting is necessary for me to forget the pain of my lost love...I will do it, Joey Hamm. Let us give these people...the new form of Human Behavior!" The two shook hands as Raw went to break...

(77)

John Roche gains 3 points of overness from all the die-hard wOw-Bots out there

Joey Hamm gains 1 point of overness for finally getting some direction

Human Behavior (Joey Hamm/John Roche) v. Kyo Dai

Well, this match was surprisingly good. I had known Kyo Dai to be relatively decent, and I had been a fan of Human Behavior's work in tag teams (I personally feel that for my money, Joey Hamm is the best tag team specialist in the United States today), and this worked good. Human Behavior had a lot of surprisingly nice double-team moves, making it feel like they had more experience than just for their first show together. Kyo Dai got the advantage, only to have Metro show up at the top of the ramp. Metro attacked Kyo Dai with two well-placed title shots to the skull, allowing Joey Hamm to get an easy pinfall for the victory. Not half bad...

(52,82, 67)

Shane Goddard v. Al Snow

Well, this was surprisingly hot for a throwaway match. Al Snow knew his role perfectly- make Shane Goddard look like a million bucks following his feud. Goddard proceeded to put on the match that had made him 2004's biggest surprise, as the two put on an excellent show. Fairly short- Goddard got the win with a quick Godd-Hand. Really good for what it was.

(72,87, 79)

Matt Hardy d. Chris Jericho, Edward Elric interferes following (91,93, 92)

Matt Hardy gains 2 points overness for proving there's life after V1

Rico d. Chris Benoit to retain WWE Intercontinental Title (87,76, 83)

After the break, the scene cut to Eric Bischoff's office as he was next to his lottery balls, with Triple H standing next to him.

Triple H: "So...you're sure-uh about this?"

Bischoff: "Come on. WCW stars are old, broken-down has-beens. Plus, they're all five years older than they were in WCW, to boot. Your title is safe with whoever we get." Bischoff rolled the balls around while Triple H surveyed it. Eventually, Bischoff stopped the balls and pulled one out.

Triple H: "So...? Who is it-uh? The Yeti? David Arquette? Vince Russo? Who?" Eric Bischoff looked at the ball...

Bischoff: "Oh no...not this...anything but this..."

Triple H: "What? You told-uh me I could beat anyone in WCW!"

Bischoff: "Well, you can certainly beat this person, but...no, you won't like it..."

Triple H: "Come on-uh! If I can beat them, then give them to me-uh!"

Bischoff: "Okay...you're sure about this, right?"

Triple H: "Damn sure-uh! Now who is it, Bischoff?"

Bischoff paused...

Bischoff: "..."Sugar" Shane Helms." The crowd cheered that news as Triple H looked furious!

JR: "I remember that! That's The Hurricane's old name! He gets one more chance, King!"

King: "I don't believe this!"

(82)

Shane Helms v.Triple H

Well, this was surprisingly good. The crowd wasn't as into it as you'd expect for a PPV rematch the next night on free TV, but that was still a hot crowd. The two put on the same type of match they had for a number of it. Helms put on a nice amount of offense this time, as Triple H made Helms look great. Triple H took the advantage, however, and started to deconstruct the challenger. Triple H got him where he wanted him, and set Shane Helms up for the Pedigree. Helms went to reverse it...but instead of reversing it into a backdrop, Helms managed to reverse it into a Vertibreaker. Helms covered Triple H...1...2...HOLY SHIT, THEY ACTUALLY ARE GOING THROUGH WITH A SHANE HELMS TITLE REIGN?

After the match, the faces swarmed the ring in celebration as Shane Helms held up the World Heavyweight Championship as Triple H looked livid.

(89,83,87)

Shane Helms gains 2 points overness for finally reaching the top of the mountain

Triple H loses 2 points of overness because his career's basically DOA following this feud (but he'll still be pushed ad nauseaum...)

Over: 77

[RavenBlack]

Hamm: "Yeah, man. I can understand that. But anyway, I've got a problem. You see, I was told that the singles division is just not ready for the Revolution to start on them, so I need to show these people what it's all about. I can't think of any way to do that better than rocking the tag team division, and I need someone who's just as talented, who has just as much potential, and is just as close to being the next wave of wrestling as I am to do that. I think you're that person. Will you join the ranks of the Revolution, and show these people a new style of Human Behavior?" Roche thought a bit...

Roche: "Fighting is necessary for me to forget the pain of my lost love...I will do it, Joey Hamm. Let us give these people...the new form of Human Behavior!" The two shook hands as Raw went to break...

[kale]

a shane helms title reign following triple h getting vertibreakered makes me very happy:) I've always been a huge shane helms mark.

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

The next Wednesday, I was a little bored. I knew in about a week my regular "insane" schedule would come back on. I tried to go back to bed, knowing what to expect, only to be awoke from my nap with a phone call...

"Moshimoshi?"

Robbie: "Still answering your phone like you're in an anime, huh?"

"Aww...but can't a boy dream?"

Robbie: "I just wanted to call and give you a heads up. Now, you know that Friday's the big outdoor show for First Night, right?" Ah yes- one of the rare "no-win" situations. I was lucky I was off the show last year: somehow, I didn't see the joy of wrestling in the dead of a Rhode Island winter, in my regular outfit (not exactly built for warmth), on the banks of the Providence River, on a free show (keeping in mind one of the unwritten rules of wOw was that if Robbie ran a free show, all the people who are booked through him have to work for free.)

"Um...yeah..."

Robbie: "Well, I was thinking. This year has been a big one for wOw, and we need a big ticket match to be our 'Stroke of Midnight' match- the last one of 2004 and the first one of 2005. Considering the year you had, I'd like that match to be you against Steve. What do you say? I know you're a big superstar, considering you're the AWA World Champ and all, but it's the First Night main event..." Okay. So...I'd get all of those things...and have to wrestle a match that'll go at least 20 minutes...starting at 11:50 at night?

"NO! NO NO NO NO NO!" I started kicking and screaming about the injustice, wailing through the phone...until my mind got back on track...

"Um...sure, that sounds great...I mean, it is a big honor for any wOw worker to get the call for this match..."

Robbie: "Excellent. I knew you would see it my way. Now, you might want to rest up. Oh yeah, and one more thing...try and pick up some cold medicine beforehand- you're a big indy superstar. It wouldn't be a good thing for you to be laid out for a week..." Great. Now he tells me about it. Well, it is a bit of a feather in any wOw guy's cap to be chosen. I went to the store to pick up some cold medicine and proceeded to wait it out. I decided to check out the Internet for some slight rest, heading to one of my favorite sites to spend time...

www.SorcererStoned.com

WELCOME TO SORCERERSTONED.COM- The official fansite for AWA World Champion Tom Goddard/Harry Potsmoker.

Newest Board Post by Webmaster: HELP MAKE THE TOP 500 whacked Out in 2004!

Interested, I decided to click on the link...the webmaster usually puts on some decent stuff...

From: wOwTGoddRules

Hello all, on the end result of a great 2004. As we all know, this is an amazing year for Tom Goddard, as he finally reached the heights all of us here on SorcererStoned.com knew he would reach in his career. It says something that he went in one short year from having his tapes traded amongst us to being a major player on PPV for two different federations and on national cable TV on a third, even holding a World Title for one of the big three. With such a big thing, it is time we finish the year by righting a wrong that has been deathly overlooked.

As many of you know, Tom Goddard is the crown jewel of the mid-major federation whacked Out wrestling. Despite how hot wOw has become in the last year, it says something that Goddard's miracle run to the number 7 spot in the world in 2003 (giving him his 2003 Rookie of the Year and King of the Indies honors) was the first appearance for a homegrown wOw product in the top workers of the year chart since 1987, and only the third appearance for a homegrown wOw product in the top charts ever. We at SorcererStoned, in affiliation with the fans at www.dubohdub.com- the Premiere whacked Out wrestling fansite, think that this is long overdue for a change. That's why we have come to you to help remedy this. We are urging all the fans from these sites to stuff the ballotbox on www.grapplefanatics.net full of whacked Out wrestling workers, to show the people in charge of these anti-wOw contingents- your Apter mags, your major wrestling sites, and all the people who look at wOw as a novelty the thing we all knew for years: 2004 was the year professional wrestling got whacked Out. Our voting claims are simple:

1) Vote on their lists of the top 100 workers high enough so that we can make Tom Goddard the number one worker in the world at the end of the voting.

2) Vote for exclusively wOw workers and those who worked for wOw during the course of 2004 (especially homegrown workers like Joey Hamm and Shane Goddard, tearing it up on Monday Night Raw and repping wOw the best they can.)

So get to the polls, fans. wOw needs your help!

[Chris the Human]

Haha, mad idea. I dig the concept of ringing in the new year with a kick ass midnight main event.

Enjoying it all. Raven Black's stuff is pretty funny, what's that little match girl stuff from?

Uh... is it, perchance, 'The Little Match Girl'?

[RavenBlack]

Haha, mad idea. I dig the concept of ringing in the new year with a kick ass midnight main event.

Enjoying it all. Raven Black's stuff is pretty funny, what's that little match girl stuff from?

Uh... is it, perchance, 'The Little Match Girl'?

[Chris the Human]

You've heard the rumours.....

You've read all of the internet gossip.....

You heard from a friend of a friend of a second cousin.....

whacked Out wrestling Memorial is about to get a little taste of Aussie insanity. Stay tuned for a development that will not only revolutionise both wOw and Berner Street Wrestling - but the way you look at the Dome.

Bzzzzzz

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

Sometime later that afternoon, I woke up in a daze at the Richters' house. I was pretty lucky the person in charge was an old family friend and had a monetary interest in my continued survival, allowing me a nice place to stay and come down off the buzz. Shaking it off a bit, I decided to check around the house. I saw Steve passed out closer to me, a pair of random skanks in tow. Still a little dazed, I decided to head to Robbie's office and head to the computer. I figured, that'll be the best plan of attack (Brad and Jeff had a long-standing rule for me to never head into their room, and it usually seems like if you sneak into the girl you love's room while you're hung over and use their computer, you will probably lose a LOT of Love-Love Power with them...) I decided to see what the results were that day and headed to www.grapplefanatics.net. I would have checked SorcererStoned.com or dubohdub.com, but I figure- what the hey. It's Robbie's pop-ups and/or spyware, not mine...(Yes, I know. I am evil.)

www.GrappleFanatics.net

2004 Top 100 Wrestlers list: Wrestling gets whacked Out?

-It's January 1, 2005, and this leads to one thing- the choices for this year's top wrestlers. As everyone knows, our ranking system keeps in mind fan voting, voting from the wrestlers, voting from our staff, and voting from wrestling agents, with 100 points all the way to one point for each. A maximum of 400 points for a perfect wrestler occurs in it.

This year's edition has been the result of some shocking news, most notably from the fast-rising federation whacked Out wrestling. The federation, which made its return to the top 100 last year in full force, came back in a major way, as Internet voting has managed to place an astonishing 73 wrestlers in the top 200 workers of 2004, including 4 female workers (the first female workers to make the top 100 in 5 years.) To keep it in check, this is more workers than WWE managed to place in the top 200 (WWE only managed 49 workers in the top 200.)

The final 2004 rankings:

NWATNA votes to top 100:

1-Kurt Angle (Smackdown)- 395

2-Chris Jericho (Raw)-387

3-Tom Goddard (wOw/NWATNA/AWAMLW)-382

4-Chris Benoit (Raw) -374

5-Lance Storm (Raw) -366

6-Eddie Guerrero (Smackdown) -357

7-AJ Styles (Raw) -356

8-Christopher Daniels (AWAMLW) -340

9- Rob Van Dam (Smackdown)-339

10- Brock Lesnar (Smackdown) -337

11-Jerry Lynn (NWATNA)-334

12-Shawn Michaels (Raw)-320

13-Tajiri (Smackdown)-315

14-Chavo Guerrero Jr. (Smackdown) -312

15-Juventud Guerrera (Free Agent) -308

16-Shane Helms (Raw) -300

17- Christian (Smackdown)-302

18-Ron Killings (NWATNA)-284

19-Rey Mysterio Jr. (Raw) -278

20- TAKA Michinoku (Free Agent)-272

21-Jamie Noble (Smackdown)-264

22-Low-Ki (AWAMLW) -263

23-Psychosis (NWATNA)-261

24- Matt Hardy (Raw)-256

25-Shane Goddard (Raw)-253

26-CM Punk (NWATNA) -245

27-Edge (Smackdown) -243

28-Ken Shamrock (AWAMLW)-232

29-Booker T (Raw) -229

30-Nunzio (Raw)-227

31-D'Lo Brown (wOw/NWATNA)-213

32-Al Snow (Raw)-211

33-Joey Hamm (Raw) -200

34-Steve Austin (Raw) -209

35-Masato Tanaka (wOw)-198

36-Kid Kash (NWATNA)-197

37-EZ Money (AWAMLW) -192

38-Charlie Haas (Smackdown)-182

39-Sonny Siaki (NWATNA) -177

40-Steve Evans (wOw) -177

41-Shelton Benjamin (Smackdown)-173

42-Donovan Morgan (Free Agent)-171

43-Scott Taylor (wOw) -169

44-Vampiro (Free Agent) -168

45-Randy Orton (Free Agent)-165

46-Crowbar (Raw)-164

47-Jared Steele (wOw) -162

48-The Amazing Red (NWATNA) -155

49-Bryan Danielson (AWAMLW)-153

50-Perry Saturn (AWAMLW) -150

51-Steve Corino (AWAMLW) -145

52-Nova (Smackdown) -145

53-X-Pac (Raw) -144

54-Passion (NWATNA/wOw)-143

55-Finale (wOw/AWAMLW) -142

56-John Cena (Raw) -138

57-Matt Stryker (Free Agent)-138

58-Ironwood (AWAMLW/wOw)-133

59-Alex Shelley (AWAMLW/wOw/NWATNA)-130

60-Jeff Hardy (AWAMLW) -126

61-James Storm (NWATNA)-124

62-The Messiah (NWATNA) -116

63-Scoot Andrews (wOw/AWAMLW)-112

64-Jushin Liger (NWATNA)-111

65-Tito Ortiz (Smackdown) -107

66-Jeff Jarrett (NWATNA)-102

67-Simon Diamond (Raw) -100

68-Greg Burch (wOw/NWATNA)-100

69- La Parka (Free Agent) -98

70- Sean O'Haire (Raw) -98

71-Kevin Killgore (wOw)-98

72-Elix Skipper (NWATNA) -96

73- Frankie Kazarian (wOw/AWAMLW)-95

74-Harry Smith (AWAMLW)-94

75- Butterbean (wOw)-91

76-Homicide (wOw/AWAMLW)-90

77-Stalker Ichikawa (wOw)-89

78- Chris Candido (RIP) -88

79- Dave Powers (wOw)-88

80-Dean Powers (wOw)-87

81-Sting (NWATNA) -85

82-Chris Harris (NWATNA)-84

83-Ding Dong 2 (wOw)-84

84-B-Boy (wOw)-82

85-Christian York (Raw) -81

86-TJ Wilson (wOw/AWAMLW)-81

87-Klansman Daron (wOw)-80

88-57U (wOw)-79

89-Brandon Downard (wOw/AWAMLW)-79

90-Stevie Fabulous (FLI) -78

91-Klansman Cade (wOw)-77

92-Super Crazy (Free Agent) -75

93-Billy Kim (wOw)-74

94-Adam Windsor (wOw)-73

95-Edward Elric (RAW)-73

96-Ding Dong 1 (wOw)-72

97-Chaz (wOw)-71

98-Jimmy Jacobs (wOw/NWATNA)-70

99-Ricky Marvin (wOw)-68

100-Ichiro Yaguchi (Free Agent) -68

101-Jay Matthews (wOw/NWATNA) -67

102-Joey Matthews (RAW)-67

103-HeartBurnKid (wOw/AWAMLW)-65

104-Kangor (wOw)-63

105-Mikey Whipwreck (Free Agent)-62

106-BG James (NWATNA)-61

107-Colt Cabana (NWATNA) -61

108-Monty Brown (wOw)-61

109-Matrix (wOw)-60

110-Chance Beckett (AWAMLW/wOw)-59

111-Jamie Kogyaru (AWAMLW/wOw)-59

112-Johnny Kashmere (AWAMLW)-58

113-Nicholas Dinsmore (Raw) -57

114-Rico (RAW)-57

115-Gronda (wOw)-56

116-Milo (wOw)-55

117-Barry Horowitz (wOw)-54

118-Austin Aries (wOw/AWAMLW)-53

119-The Rock (Smackdown)-53

120-Frank Shamrock (AWAMLW)-52

121- Sugar Man (wOw)-52

122-Forest Yuhas (wOw)-51

123-General Apathy (wOw)-47

124-Eco-Hazard (wOw)-46

125-Teddy Hart (wOw/AWAMLW/NWATNA)-45

126-Matt LaPlaca (wOw)-44

127-Johnny B. Badd (Free Agent)-44

128-Roderick Strong (wOw/AWAMLW)-43

129- Jason Cross (NWATNA) -41

130-Kevin Martel (RAW)-40

131-Jonah Edelman (RAW)-39

132-Tiga (wOw)-39

133- Jayce Simmons (wOw/NWATNA) -37

134-Christian Eckstein (wOw)-37

135-Prodigy (wOw/AWAMLW)-35

136-Mamoru-kun (wOw)-34

137-Paul Birchall (NWATNA) -34

138- Trent Acid (AWAMLW) -33

139-Sedrick Strong (wOw/AWAMLW)-32

140-The Phantom (wOw)-31

141-Yu Phuc Dup (wOw)-30

142-Vic Grimes (wOw)-29

143-Paul London (wOw)-29

144-Akio (SD!)-28

145-Super Dragon (NWATNA)-26

146-Vanderlei Silva (Free Agent)-26

147-Ayako Hamada (wOw/AWAMLW)-26

148- Hi69 (NWATNA)-25

149-Ben Taylor (wOw/NWATNA)-24

150-Shannon Moore (RAW)-24

151-Jocelyn Richter (wOw/NWATNA)-24

152-Memphis Raines (wOw)-24

153-Bradley Richter (RAW)-22

154-Justin Credible (AWAMLW)-20

155-Ruckus (Free Agent)-20

156-Spanky (wOw)-19

157-Legend (Free Agent) -18

158- The Big Sho Funaki (RAW)-17

159-Michael Modest (Free Agent)-13

160-Michael Raines (wOw)-13

161- Teddy Hart (NWATNA/AWAMLW/wOw)-12

162-Frankie Kazarian (AWAMLW/wOw)-12

163-Maven (RAW)-12

164-Jack Evans (wOw/NWATNA)-12

165- Matt Cross (RAW)-11

166- Joey Idol (NWATNA)-10

167-Keiji Mutoh (Free Agent) -9

168- Chris Hero (NWATNA)-8

169-Alundra Blayze (wOw)-8

170- Rob Conway (RAW)-8

171- Sonjay Dutt (NWATNA)-7

172-T4R0 (wOw)-7

173-Collyer-3000 (RAW)-6

174- Xavier (Free Agent)-5

175-Kazushi Sakuraba (Free Agent)-4

176-Magical Girl Pretty Manny (wOw)-3

177-The Undertaker (SD!)-2

178-John Walters (NWATNA)-1

179-Chris Kanyon (wOw)-1

WWE Wrestler of the Year: Kurt Angle (1)

NWATNA Wrestler of the Year: Tom Goddard (3)

AWAMLW Wrestler of the Year: Tom Goddard (3)

King of the Indies: Juventud Guerrera (15)

WWE Tag Team of the Year: World's Greatest Tag Team

NWATNA Tag Team of the Year: America's Most Wanted

AWAMLW Tag Team of the Year: EMOtion

Rookie Of The Year: Joey Hamm (33)