The Worst Song You've Ever Heard

[NobBe Nobbs]

I really fucking hate "American Pie" by that faggot Don Maclean. Fuck that song, and fuck him for making it so long and painful. Oh man.

You lose. That song is a tour-de-force.

[noblefreakv2]

And R. Kelly's "You Remind Me of My Jeep" is my contribution to the thread, here's a sample of these brilliant lyrics:

You remind me of my jeep; I wanna ride it

Something like my sounds, I wanna pump it

Girl you look just like my cars; I wanna wax it

And something like my bank account, I wanna spend it

Let's add the entire R. Kelly catalog while we're at it.

Edited May 4, 2007 by noblefreakv2

[Fanku Kaibutsu]

while it's hard for me to pin down the worst song I've ever heard in my life, the song I've heard recently that makes me want to stab everyone involved in it's production goes like this:

Hot chicken soup.

Hot chicken soup.

Hot chicken soup

With a soda on the side.

[Lowerdeck]

There is so much bad music out there. Starship probably is the worst. I could go on for days about bad shit though, especially since I listen to rap and now there's all this pop-hop in the mainstream kililng everything.

[GRIFT]

Red Hot Chili Peppers covering Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues is the worst song in the history of music.

[MalaCloudy Black]

Red Hot Chili Peppers covering Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues is the worst song in the history of music.

Sir you are a heathen. That's a good cover.

[Draevyn]

This has gotten three pages without anyone mentioning that stupid fucking Milkshake song

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Damn right it's better than yours

Better than yours

Yeah, fuck that song.

[Hobo]

Dear Heather by Leonard Cohen, it's one verse repeated for 3 mins at varying speeds.

[Guest Mr. Potato Head]

DIDN'T YA KILL

DIDN'T YA KILL

DIDN'T YA KILL MY BROTHER?

Someone agree with me dammit.

[Colossus]

The worst song EVER, is a song, from a Portuguese comercial, that have lyrics that go like this

It's easy

as easy as finding a Clover in a Elephant's Whirlwind

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh, and I know some people don't think Breakfast At Tiffany's makes sense, but I think the idea is that the guy is trying so hard to find something, anything they have in common that he goes for a song they both only kind of like.

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" was a movie.

Anyway, some other strong contenders have to be like half of the songs off of that WWE CD a couple of years ago where they were actually having wrestlers sing. Between Kurt Angle's "funny" attempts at rapping and Lita incoherently mumbling over Generic Pop-Punk Backing Group's music, there is a certain point where it becomes so bad that you can actually feel your mind shutting down.

[MalaCloudy Black]

Oh, and I know some people don't think Breakfast At Tiffany's makes sense, but I think the idea is that the guy is trying so hard to find something, anything they have in common that he goes for a song they both only kind of like.

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" was a movie.

Anyway, some other strong contenders have to be like half of the songs off of that WWE CD a couple of years ago where they were actually having wrestlers sing. Between Kurt Angle's "funny" attempts at rapping and Lita incoherently mumbling over Generic Pop-Punk Backing Group's music, there is a certain point where it becomes so bad that you can actually feel your mind shutting down.

Bwahaha I forgot that CD. Rey Mysterio's theme always made me chuckle!

[GRIFT]

Red Hot Chili Peppers covering Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues is the worst song in the history of music.

Sir you are a heathen. That's a good cover.

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh, and I know some people don't think Breakfast At Tiffany's makes sense, but I think the idea is that the guy is trying so hard to find something, anything they have in common that he goes for a song they both only kind of like.

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" was a movie.

Anyway, some other strong contenders have to be like half of the songs off of that WWE CD a couple of years ago where they were actually having wrestlers sing. Between Kurt Angle's "funny" attempts at rapping and Lita incoherently mumbling over Generic Pop-Punk Backing Group's music, there is a certain point where it becomes so bad that you can actually feel your mind shutting down.

Bwahaha I forgot that CD. Rey Mysterio's theme always made me chuckle!

You know a CD is bad when there's a song sung by Rikishi entitled "Put a Little Ass on It" and it's not even nearly the worst song on the entire thing.

[MalaCloudy Black]

Red Hot Chili Peppers covering Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues is the worst song in the history of music.

Sir you are a heathen. That's a good cover.

Wrong. It is a lyrical travesty.

YOU are a lyrical travesty.

[VerbalPuke]

I really fucking hate "American Pie" by that faggot Don Maclean. Fuck that song, and fuck him for making it so long and painful. Oh man.

You lose. That song is a tour-de-force.

I lose, only if I'm subjected to that monotonous pile of garbage again. Seriously, does it need to last an eternity when he says the same damn thing over and over again? We get it Don, this will be the day that you die.

And Be, Chumbawamba is the one that used to be cool. Then they became a watered down pop group, which was unfortunate because they were as good as anarcho punk could get, even better than Crass for instance.

[mikevandam]

Shaquile O'Niell "outstanding"

Amazingly shit

[Lint]

I really fucking hate "American Pie" by that faggot Don Maclean. Fuck that song, and fuck him for making it so long and painful. Oh man.

You lose. That song is a tour-de-force.

I lose, only if I'm subjected to that monotonous pile of garbage again. Seriously, does it need to last an eternity when he says the same damn thing over and over again? We get it Don, this will be the day that you die.

Umm..then you must hate almost every other song ever written. Its called a chorus...lots of songs have them.

[VerbalPuke]

That's an astute observation, assuming I hate almost every song ever made because I loath one song that is eternally repetitive? Good call.

And for the record, I don't hate long songs, just American Pie.

[dwood]

Umm...how about that new Avril single. I can totally see that being on VH1's most awesomely bad songs ever in about 10 years.