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Eh. Look up porn bloopers on any p2p. Krystal Steal deepthroats and winds up puking. That girl can't take a potshot for shit.

And in regards to Gianna Michaels and Carmella Bing, Shyla Styles puts them both to shame. That woman just oozes fuck me.

Eww she looks all plastic.

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I don't think that's comedy, I think that's just bad directing. "Fuck planning things out, man. What do I look like, a legitimate artist? I don't care, you guys figure out who goes first."

A 2:1 guy-to-girl ratio is my limit in porn scenes Any more than that, and the men seem to smother the women and block the view of her from the camera, so you end up seeing more man back and man ass than anything else.

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Anybody see that Jenna Jameson's Next American Sex Star? There was a girl on there with the last name of Mabelyne, don't remember the first. She was only 18 and she was half french and half asian. Fucking sexy as hell.

sure it wasn't Maylene as in Michelle Maylene ^_^

That would be her. Fucking sexy as hell.

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Eh. Look up porn bloopers on any p2p. Krystal Steal deepthroats and winds up puking. That girl can't take a potshot for shit.

And in regards to Gianna Michaels and Carmella Bing, Shyla Styles puts them both to shame. That woman just oozes fuck me.

Eww she looks all plastic.

I don't think so. Plastic would be Danielle Derek. Carmella Bing is gorgeous, but Gianna is just a bit too loose in the belly department for me to get into it.

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What's the name of the porn star without a foot?

Heather Mills? :shifty:

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

In other porn related news I watched a clip on the interweb the other day where the woman had size 46M tits or whatever. It was amusing instead of hot, especially when the first thing the man wanted was a blowjob. The funbags are RIGHT THERE, you twat!

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