Your impossible "celeb" crushes

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Michaela

Terry

Michaela.....and Terry!

.....and Chris!

[YI]

Reading through this and the 'Disney' thread just reminded me of a drunken/high conversation I had at my mates, where we were watching the Lion King....and paraphrased (as no conversation happens like this)....shit went down like;

Ginger Cunt: "You know...Nala's quite fit."

Everyone else: "................bwahahahaahahaaa.....what?"

Ginger Cunt: "Look man, those eyes she gives Simba...fucking hot."

**rewinds it**

Shit goes on for a while, everyone cracking up......

Another Mate: "Old Nala or young Nala?"

Ginger Cunt: "Old Nala. Don't make it weird"

One of the funniest things ever to happen in my life. I miss that flat.

[Hobo]

Michaela

Terry

Michaela.....and Terry!

.....and Chris!

According to Terry's MySpace he's a swinger, so it's likely.

[Gazz]

You seemed surprised?

Terry's career is littered with booze, hard drugs and illegitimate children...

[Guest A NYC Nigger In Yorkshire]

Eva Longoria.

I'm really fat and 14, what am I gonna do but dream?

[I Don't Mind]

Amanda Bynes. Saw her in a towel shaving her legs in a preview for Sydney White and damn, just, damn

[Skummy]

Ronnie Spector, back in the day. Fuck it, I'd still do her now if I got the chance.

[brenchill]

Judy Garland was cute. I've only seen her in Wizard Of Oz though, and I think she was jail-bait in that.

[YI]

Libby from Neighbours.

[James Casey]

Libby from Neighbours.

Edited March 15, 2008 by James Casey

[NobBe Nobbs]

Speaking of kid's TV, Georgina Sherrington. She was the Worst Witch and, even at my tender age of however old I was, I'd have wrecked that shit. Still would.

[Benji]

Samantha Fox, that's one I forgot!

[Summers]

Jet WAS Gladiators, anyone growing up in that era will surely agree. Challenge TV keeps the dream alive.

Oh man, how could I forget Jet.

Lightning and...there was another one who I've forget...they'd get it too.

I met Jet two years ago, she complimented me. Then mentioned she was married to a marine.

[marksbros6]

Felicity Kendall was sooooo sexy in 'The Good Life' you bet your ass there was some swinging going on there!

And she's aged well. Still would.

Marina Sirtis and Gates McFadden too.

[JStarr]

First saw Sarah Michelle Gellar on this oddball little syndicated teen soap called Swans Crossing. She looked kinda different back then, with this gorgeous chestnut brown hair. Blonde doesn't agree with her quite as much. And to this day, I'll watch whatever pile of crap movies she chooses to debase herself in. Except the Grudge. You couldn't pay me enough.

And yeah, much agreement with everyone touting Kari Byron from MythBusters.

Yum.

And for something slightly less yummy involving Kari:

[Hutch2004]

Kari Byron. Oh God yes. There's a reason I watch nearly three hours worth of Mythbusters a day, and it's not just because I'm very ill, and can't really do much else.

[New Damage]

Libby from Neighbours.

Everyone* in Neighbours. And don't worry, half the 'teenagers' aren't teenagers. One of 'ems meant to be sixteen, and is older than myself and I'm coming up to 19. Score. That one guy has a better five o'clock shadow than me too and he's '16'.

*Almost everyone of the chicks. Libby, Elle, the one with Ned... my god, remember Dee?