Official EURO 2008 Thread

[Clawson]

Fuck, I'd watch anybody play dodgeball.

[Guest Dr. Potato Head]

Even a paraplegic?

[Clawson]

Wheelchair dodgeball would be hilarious.

[Guest Dr. Potato Head]

We should probably get back on topic at some point soon.

[King Ellis]

Yea, you fucking Canadians can't even play soccer. Go make a curling thread.

[Clawson]

Fine...

...I'm joining the Sweden bandwagon.

And Ellis, atleast we've managed to win our confederation's championship.

Edited June 6, 2008 by Clawson

[King Ellis]

World trumps condeferations, thanks for playing Clawson.

[Clawson]

Well we've won ours twice. So we have more championships than England.

[King Ellis]

Pffft, we won Le Tournoi.

[Clawson]

Yeah well you lost to Brazil 1-0 there, we lost to them 3-2 last week. We have more scoring prowess.

[Guest Dr. Potato Head]

And we're still good enough to make it to our confederation's championship.

[Guest Kou]

Clawson, get the fuck off my Larsson bandwagon.

Vic Rauter is going to be presenting the Kou J Kouerson bi-weekly foxy boxing & street soccer championships next week.

[King Ellis]

Oh please, you probably qualify automatically or by beating someone like Dominican Republic.

[Guest Dr. Potato Head]

Oh please, you probably qualify automatically or by beating someone like Dominican Republic.

All you had to do was beat Macedonia!

[King Ellis]

We had the sizeable handicap of Steve Maclaren.

[Guest Dr. Potato Head]

Even Canada could beat Macedonia!

[King Ellis]

We must lobby our respective Football Associations for an epic friendly between Canada and England, that'll show you.

[Clawson]

And we have the sizeable handicap of every other country trying, and often succeeding, in stealing our best players.

And the chance of the CSA listening to Canadian football fans is slim-to-none.

Edited June 6, 2008 by Clawson

[Guest Kou]

Don't make me pay off the CSA so I can start in that Canada v England game. I'll Michael Owen all your damn players.

[King Ellis]

England will win 1-0 and Owen Hargreaves will score it.