EUROVISION!

[Farmer Reil]

Hello Shakira. Goodbye Turkish Eurovision hopes.

[The Kraig]

Sorry, but at least Shakira tries to sing. She's just speaking!

[Lineker]

Why were Santino and Maria singing for Azerbaijan?

Oh, and this is utter shite.

[The Kraig]

OH. FUCKING. DEAR.

[therockbox]

How old?

[Farmer Reil]

Was he on his way to a fancy dress competition as Mystique from the X-Men?

[Walker]

I wondered what happened to the Grinch.

[therockbox]

HE FINALLY GOT A JOB!

[Katsuya]

1 - Turkey

2 - Azerbaijan

3 - Armenia

4 - Portugal

5 - Malta

6 - Denmark

7 - Iceland

8 - Israel

9 - Albania (green gimp + catchy song = good)

10 - Estonia

11 - Sweden

11 - Moldova

12 - Greece

13 - Russia

14 - Germany

15 - France

16 - Bosnia

17 - Lithuania

18 - Croatia

ALEXANDER IS COMING!!!!!!

[Walker]

Thought it was Neil Morrissey at first.

[Farmer Reil]

Aaaand that's the end of Eurovision. Result confirmed:

Norway

Portugal

Estonia

Germany

Everyone else on nil points.

[The Kraig]

Do Norway think they're Ireland?

[Walker]

Good, but not my favourite.

1. Azerbaijan

2. Iceland

3. Portugal

4. Norway

5. Greece

6. Sweden

7. Malta

8. Maldova

9. Germany

10. Israel

11. Estonia

12. Denmark

13. Turkey

14. Armenia

15. Bosnia

16. Albania

17. Russia

18. Croatia

19. Lithuania

20. France

[therockbox]

Fuck off eyebrows.

Seriously, that's the favourite?

[Katsuya]

Oh, Ukrainian Britney's here.

[Walker]

And this is what Eurovision is about!

Did I hear that right? "You are sexy bum"?

Edited May 16, 2009 by WalkerWGZ

[The Kraig]

I'll be her sexy bum.

[Farmer Reil]

Actually... Ukrainian Praetorians dancing badly to an annoyingly catchy tune? Knowing Eurovision, this is just stupid enough to win...

[Lineker]

According to Jonathan Ross' Twitter, it was to do with the Anti-Christ being born?

[therockbox]

Thank you Romania.