2011 NFL Offseason Thread

[gunnar hendershow]

I hope Chris Kluwe gets cheered in every stadium this year.

[naiwf]

I would just like to take back anything bad I've ever said about punters, including that pretender that "punted" for the Giants last season. I think the funniest thing about the rant is that I knew who Kluwe was before he called those guys douchebags, and had never heard of Nate Jackson. When you are less known than a "lowly punter", it's probably best to STFU.

[Trench]

Nate Jackson's wiki now states -

College career

Jackson played at Division III school Menlo College from 1999–2001, and was a key factor in helping the school get attention for its athletics programs. During those seasons he set many records as a wide receiver, and was named first-team All-American during every season he was enrolled, and won the NCAA D-III Offensive Player of the Year after his final senior year in 2001 [1]

. Jackson was inducted into the Menlo College Athletics Hall of Fame in 2009 [2] . He also writes for Deadspin and recently got torched by Chris Kluwe, who has more punts than Jackson has receiving yards.

[naiwf]

Nate Jackson's wiki now states -

College career

Jackson played at Division III school Menlo College from 1999–2001, and was a key factor in helping the school get attention for its athletics programs. During those seasons he set many records as a wide receiver, and was named first-team All-American during every season he was enrolled, and won the NCAA D-III Offensive Player of the Year after his final senior year in 2001 [1]

. Jackson was inducted into the Menlo College Athletics Hall of Fame in 2009 [2] . He also writes for Deadspin and recently got torched by Chris Kluwe, who has more punts than Jackson has receiving yards.

The guy has 27 CAREER receptions for a whopping 240 yards and hasn't played in the league since 2008. That's hilarious. How do you have the balls to call a punter a non-player when you haven't registered a stat in the past two NFL seasons? :lmao:

[gunnar hendershow]

Is he even good enough to make a UFL squad?

[Guest J-Money808]

Nate Jackson's wiki now states -

College career

Jackson played at Division III school Menlo College from 1999–2001, and was a key factor in helping the school get attention for its athletics programs. During those seasons he set many records as a wide receiver, and was named first-team All-American during every season he was enrolled, and won the NCAA D-III Offensive Player of the Year after his final senior year in 2001 [1]

. Jackson was inducted into the Menlo College Athletics Hall of Fame in 2009 [2] . He also writes for Deadspin and recently got torched by Chris Kluwe, who has more punts than Jackson has receiving yards.

Until I read this I thought this was my girlfriends cousin. Funny shit tho for getting owned by a punter.

[Cactus Drags]

I've followed Kluwe on Twitter for a while, he's quality. He also holds the distinction of being the only relatively famous person to respond to one of my tweets (discussing punters on Madden covers >_>)

[VerbalPuke]

Christ, this is absolutely the first time I can honestly call myself a fan of a Minnesota Vikings player. I hate the fucking Vikings but this Chris Kluwe is brilliant. I hope the Loonssign him someday.

[VerbalPuke]

Edit - Disregard

Edited July 24, 2011 by VerbalPuke

[VerbalPuke]

Edit - Disregard

Edited July 24, 2011 by VerbalPuke

[mystikz]

I love that he added U mad bro? at the end.

coolest punter ever.

[munky]

Looks like it's over.

Time for the Bills to start sucking again.

[gunnar hendershow]

Maybe with the money they're now forced to spend the Bills will field a competitive team.

[munky]

Or they'll just pay their shitty players more money because no one with talent will sign in Buffalo.

[Hajjhowe]

Tampa Bay is particularly low from what I read and is going to have to go megabucks to make up space.

[naiwf]

Anyone want to guess how long before we hear a(nother) Rex Ryan SB guarantee? The season won't "officially" start until he says something that only he believes.

[Maxx]

I thought he already did.

[naiwf]

I thought he already did.

That was before the lockout. The 2011 season won't begin until he guarantees world domination. Again.

[Cadj]

Anyone want to guess how long before we hear a(nother) Rex Ryan SB guarantee? The season won't "officially" start until he says something that only he believes.

3rd times a charm (Y)

Delighted this whole CBA nonsense is over, can actually look forward to football now.

[naiwf]

So 132 days of fire and fury while basically getting free publicity daily, and the only thing that was actually missed was the HOF game? Well played NFL, well played.