The N7 Dragons - FIFA 18 Xbox One Pro Club

[alldaws1]

Got an hour and a half, ready to go.

[alldaws1]

Anybody around tonight? I can play 10-late.

[MDK]

Is Jimmy still offside? Does Daws still shoot from 80 yards and not jump? Is Larz still racist? (I know the answer to that). Is Summers still our Roy Keane? Does Ellis still sing crap Garage from early 2000? Is Dan still the only capable member of the squad? Is Gazz a pile of bones on the injury table?

[alldaws1]

Jimmy is not offside as often as before. I'm getting better at jumping (2 headed goals last night) & worse at shooting. Summers is injured more than Aaron Ramsey. Ellis impersonates everyone more than anything else. Dan is too good for us now, he never plays. Gazz's career was ruined by injury & is now a spokesperson for the club.

We all miss Myke, though!

[MDK]

Maybe if you are good Santa will bring me an Xbone for Xmas.

[Kaney]

I'm actually good now!

I know!

[MDK]

Bollocks

[Kaney]

Well, I'm scoring more goals these days

[alldaws1]

Anybody playing tonight?

[King Ellis]

I'm still waiting for Summers to return from injury.

[Monkey D. Lars]

I could play now till 9

[alldaws1]

I could maybe play now until 830. Not available then until 11 though.

[Monkey D. Lars]

No one's online though.

[alldaws1]

Let's play Fifa tonight guys! I can play until 10.

[Jimmy]

Can we play now ish?

[MDK]

I might get an xbone for Xmas...

[King Ellis]

Santa tried to give K-Dawg an Xbone for Christmas but he just buried it in the garden.

[alldaws1]

I could play in about 10 mins. Who's around, just Jimmy, Ellis & I?

Do it Myke! We miss the puns!

[alldaws1]

Kaney is online, Kurt is coming on. Let's go?

[King Ellis]

bloody Jimmy, tells us to come play and then leaves us all twiddling our thumbs in the changing rooms.