2013 Summer Transfer Thread

[Matt]

I know, I was just confirming that he has turned shit. He couldn't even get a game for us and we're awful

[METALMAN]

Oh man, remember that time Mikael Forssell went on loan to Birmingham and did really well? I honestly thought he'd be a first team player for Chelsea when he came back!

[Ant]

Chelsea need Kalou back.

[stokeriño]

Kalou would have been useful this season when everyone realised that Marin couldn't contribute worth a damn for some reason (still not really sure). >_>

Certainly we need more depth for the front three that doesn't involve playing Mata and Hazard to death. At the moment we have only four players for three positions (them, Oscar and Moses) - Benayoun will be gone, Marin is a non-entity as things stand.

However, we are apparently at least getting Schurrle, who can play on the flank in one of those slots.

[Ant]

If you get Lukaku back and give him a good run in the side, he will keep Torres and Ba out. He can score with both feet, electric pace, good in the air.

He's no Benteke but he is good enough

[METALMAN]

I don't have a Kalou why you would want him back

[Kaney]

Kalou would have been useful this season when everyone realised that Marin couldn't contribute worth a damn for some reason (still not really sure). >_>

Certainly we need more depth for the front three that doesn't involve playing Mata and Hazard to death. At the moment we have only four players for three positions (them, Oscar and Moses) - Benayoun will be gone, Marin is a non-entity as things stand.

However, we are apparently at least getting Schurrle, who can play on the flank in one of those slots.

Schurrle you can't be serious?

[stokeriño]

Dude, seriously. We can't make that joke every time someone mentions his name.

I'd love to, but really, we can't.

[Nerf]

Of course we can. It's Hilarios.

[Kaney]

I've never made the joke before

[Khain]

Dude, seriously. We can't make that joke every time someone mentions his name.

I'd love to, but really, we can't.

Schurrle we all get a chance to say it?

Damn, there went mine

[METALMAN]

Schurrle not?

I was the best.

[Matt]

I'd love it if it came to light that it's pronounced Skurl or something.

[METALMAN]

I don't care. He'll change its pronuniciation. If he comes to my country he has to fit in and abide by my ways.

[Khain]

It's pronounced like 'Shule', I don't know how to do that phonetic crap

[King Ellis]

There's Gotze be something else we can talk about...

[Ant]

Ellis that must be the best footballing pun Evra

[Szumi]

Guzan not be serious!

[Ant]

Oh come on dude. That was a Given.

[MDK]

I'm not going to get involved in this.