2013 Summer Transfer Thread

[Jimmy]

I should've known you'd be on 3.

[Baddar]

My signal never drops and the Internet is super fast. Can't complain!

[King Ellis]

Actually, Baddar is on 2 because -1.

[Lineker]

hand looks like a cock

[Gazz]

MJB has been released for posting porn.

Nothing of note was lost.

[Blue Rosler]

Less sexy than that Tulisa video.

[METALMAN]

It would explain a lot because 3 is fucking shite. Seriously fuck their shitty network.

Oh I know, right? I bought an iPad on three cause I thought it would be cool to use it on the train. There is like one place in the country I can get a signal.

[Lineker]

Crystal Palace have confirmed the signing of Adlene Guedioura from Nottingham Forest. Guedioura has signed a three-year deal. Palace also had a bid rejected for Brondby striker Simon Makienok, and loaned Peter Ramage out to Barnsley for the season.

Reading's hopes of securing the services of Momo Sissoko have been boosted by the news that the midfielder has had his contract terminated by Paris Saint-Germain.

[Crybaby Bunting]

Oh man, who will manage Bayern Munich now then

[Crybaby Bunting]

According to the Guardian, the agents who were trying to make the Herrera deal happen WERE instructed by Manchester United, but after realising that the release clause was different for foreign clubs, decided to distance themselves from the agents by claiming that they were imposters.

[Matt]

James Milner says he may have to go out on loan to keep his England place (one would assume he means in January if he isn't get games), cue WACCOE rumours that he could be rejoining us

Yes because the best way to keep your England spot would be to drop a division. *facepalm*

[METALMAN]

I like James Milner.

[Nerf]

Don't know where else to post this, but Alfredo Pedulla is reporting that a deal is already in place for Martin Skrtel to join Napoli in January.

[Lineker]

West Ham have completed the signing of former Fulham striker Mladen Petric on a deal until the end of the season - presumably to cover for the re-injured Andy Carroll.

[brenchill]

Perma-injured Andy Carroll.