2013 Summer Transfer Thread

[Colly]

Chelsea then Stoke? That's long term planning.

[stokeriño]

He dreams of following in the footsteps of Robert Huth* (skipping out Middlesbrough because, well, it's shit).

It's never too late, Sam!

(*Or Alan Hudson, alternatively)

[Nerf]

[Hobo]

West Ham play awful football and sign appropriate players!

[DavidMarrio]

I hope we have a replacement lined up. Bit disappointed though with the fee, some places I see £5mil and others I see £8mil.

[Nerf]

With a front three of Downing, Carroll and Cole, West Ham are Kenny's new favourite team!

[Nerf]

I hope we have a replacement lined up. Bit disappointed though with the fee, some places I see £5mil and others I see £8mil.

Pretty sure Aspas was always going to be his replacement.

I think we're gonna nab Siqueira, Papadopoulos and a LW/AM and that'll be our business done this window.

[Colly]

I do love Aspas' name. Is anyone else pronouncing it Asspass or am I far too immature for this place?

[Nerf]

I do love Aspas' name. Is anyone else pronouncing it Asspass or am I far too immature for this place?

That's actually how you pronounce it, so yeah

Edit: Actually, I'm sure it'd be something like "Athpa" in Spanish, but everyone is calling him "Asspass" over here.

[Hobo]

Whatever happened to the Costa bid? I want him he seems as bonkers as Suarez but not as stupid.

[Nerf]

Whatever happened to the Costa bid? I want him he seems as bonkers as Suarez but not as stupid.

Signed a contract extension with Atletico.

He also makes Suarez seem like Scott Parker in comparison.

[Jimmy]

Ah Scott Parker.

Apparently he's close to a 2 mil move to QPR. The lucky bastards.

[Lineker]

Back to the ridiculous names discussion - Joey Barton was a pundit on James Richardson's European football analysis programme on BT Sport a couple of days ago and mentioned that his former Marseille teammate Rod Fanni's middle name was something like Dodgy.

[Ant]

His middle name is Andrew i think.

[Matt]

That's hilarious.... someone decided to make Joey Barton a pundit?

[Jimmy]

Apparently Spurs have made a fresh inquiry about Porto's Christian Atsu, and he allegedly has an 8 million release clause, or something along those lines, according to Sky Sports.

[MDK]

ThAtsu-per

[Berober]

Gesundheit.

[Khain]

I do love Aspas' name. Is anyone else pronouncing it Asspass or am I far too immature for this place?

That's actually how you pronounce it, so yeah

Edit: Actually, I'm sure it'd be something like "Athpa" in Spanish, but everyone is calling him "Asspass" over here.

It's actually Asspass, but the spaniards have a weird accent

[MDK]

I pronounce it Arseparse