NCAA Football 2014 Thread

[Plubby]

OH IMA GET REEEEEEEAL SMUG UP IN THIS~! COOOOOACH MEYERRRRRR!

[Troy Maskell]

Unter the table cash payments to the selection committee wins! PRAISE BE TO THE CARTEL!

[Mofoticon]

The best season of any team I've ever rooted for. Tonights game was a 22 point win with a -4 turnover differential...imagine what it would've been if not for those.

Urban Meyer has got this team ready for a dynasty. So many players are coming back next year (including 3 top notch QBs). I love it!

GO BUCKS!

Edited January 13, 2015 by Mofoticon

[Sousa]

I'm up to four people on Facebook attributing our talent at foosball to Jesus.

I'm moving to Virginia Tech.

[Meacon Keaton]

I'd imagine they're much worse than that at Virginia Tech. Or they would be if their team was still any good.

[Sousa]

They beat the national champions so by wrestling logic they're entitled to a title match, right?

[Meacon Keaton]

Well that was like four months ago, so by wrestling logic you're not suppose to remember that.

[Sousa]

Next week, Ohio State and Oregon win the tag team titles.

[Meacon Keaton]

Surely they can't co-exist?!

[gunnar hendershow]

Wait a minute, oh my god that's TCU's music!

[DMN in the House]

Baylor has come through the crowd! THE BIG XII WORLD ORDER IS HERE!

EDIT: I'm so dumb I actually thought of which nWo member each school would be...

TCU/Baylor: Hall and Nash

Texas: Hogan

Oklahoma: Savage

Okie St: DiBiase

Kansas State: Syxx

WVU: Nick Patrick

Iowa State: Buff Bagwell

Texas Tech: Fake Sting

Kansas: Vincent

[The Buscher]

No joke on nothing, a Big XII World Order run-in during the fourth quarter would have been more entertaining than the actual game that transpired.

[Meacon Keaton]

Blame Marcus "I only hit receivers when they're wide open" Mariota. Ohio State couldn't have turned the ball over any more than they did.

[Plubby]

Baylor has come through the crowd! THE BIG XII WORLD ORDER IS HERE!

EDIT: I'm so dumb I actually thought of which nWo member each school would be...

TCU/Baylor: Hall and Nash

Texas: Hogan

Oklahoma: Savage

Okie St: DiBiase

Kansas State: Syxx

WVU: Nick Patrick

Iowa State: Buff Bagwell

Texas Tech: Fake Sting

Kansas: Vincent

So HttK thinks Nick Patrick is significantly better than he is, especially at home? :S

[HailtotheYo]

Baylor has come through the crowd! THE BIG XII WORLD ORDER IS HERE!

EDIT: I'm so dumb I actually thought of which nWo member each school would be...

TCU/Baylor: Hall and Nash

Texas: Hogan

Oklahoma: Savage

Okie St: DiBiase

Kansas State: Syxx

WVU: Nick Patrick

Iowa State: Buff Bagwell

Texas Tech: Fake Sting

Kansas: Vincent

So HttK thinks Nick Patrick is significantly better than he is, especially at home? :S

Actually, I'd slot Buff there :/

[Meacon Keaton]

I also noticed that there is no one bad-ass enough in the Big-12 to be Scott Norton...

[DMN in the House]

I picked WVU as Nick Patrick because they don't belong in the Big XII, and a referee didn't belong in the nWo.

It was really just a long way to go for a Kansas joke, although I had reasons for most of them. Like, Texas Tech is the fake TAMU, etc.

[james_ewing88]

I understand how much ESPN likes to push some things in college football (JOHNNY FOOTBALL, BEST IN THE WORLD!!!), but proclaiming a QB as NFL ready...after 3 damn games? Seriously, news like that almost every year after a championship game always get on my nerves. I admit that Cardale Jones has been pretty good in his 3 games, but already ready for the NFL? Seriously?

http://espn.go.com/college-football/bowls14/story/_/id/12161205/ohio-state-buckeyes-quarterback-cardale-jones-says-not-ready-nfl-yet

[Mofoticon]

I understand how much ESPN likes to push some things in college football (JOHNNY FOOTBALL, BEST IN THE WORLD!!!), but proclaiming a QB as NFL ready...after 3 damn games? Seriously, news like that almost every year after a championship game always get on my nerves. I admit that Cardale Jones has been pretty good in his 3 games, but already ready for the NFL? Seriously?

http://espn.go.com/college-football/bowls14/story/_/id/12161205/ohio-state-buckeyes-quarterback-cardale-jones-says-not-ready-nfl-yet

I don't think he's going to the NFL, but if he did go to the NFL the expectation would be pretty obvious that he has to sit and learn for at least 1 season, maybe 2. He's got NFL talent but he's better off coming back to college (though he may not start, I'm sure he will at least play quite a bit).

[Meacon Keaton]

NFL draft experts tend to cream themselves over a player's size too. Shall I remind everyone that Mel Kiper had friggin' Logan Thomas projected to go #1 at one point, because, well I guess because he is 6'6" and 240 lbs. because he didn't do anything in college to project that well.