The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[Gazz]

Basingstoke?

More like Amazingstoke?

AM I RITE, Stoker?

[stokeriño]

If Ronaldinho ever plays for Basingstoke Town then approximately five seconds will pass before I'm on the phone to my mum. "How about I come visit on X weekend? We could go out for lunch...and afterwards maybe wander over to see if anything of note is happening at the football ground?"

[TCO]

Surely he can do better than that? Surely there's a manager out there who thinks he's a t'riffic lad?

[stokeriño]

Maybe the glitz and glamour of the Basingstoke shopping centre will dazzle him...

[Gazz]

This is like the real life version of my Lionel Messi plays for Thurrock experiment.

[Lineker]

Reports in Italy claim that Aston Villa are considering moving for midfielder Gaetano D'Agostino. The 32-year-old has five Italy caps and was sold to by Udinese to Fiorentina for somewhere in the region of €9m in 2010. The playmaker is a free agent after leaving Siena at the end of last season so can sign for a club outside the transfer windows.

[peteypirahna]

If Ronaldinho ever plays for Basingstoke Town then approximately five seconds will pass before I'm on the phone to my mum. "How about I come visit on X weekend? We could go out for lunch...and afterwards maybe wander over to see if anything of note is happening at the football ground?"

What sort of monster doesn't go and visit their mum every once in a while without needing football as an excuse

[stokeriño]

I do. But that will be the excuse for the next one.