The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[Lineker]

Falcao and Blind's missuses are both rather stonking, then.

[Colly]

Daley's played a Blinder?

[Dan]

She must be blind or after his money.

[Gazz]

He can and has played at CB, but he is best as a holding CM, CDM or LB.

This is generally how Nathan Ake is described as well. Maybe it's a Dutch thing.

Vurnon Anita (on stilts) too.

[Lineker]

Crystal Palace have signed Andy Johnson on a short-term contract.

[9 to 5]

Can we not bin this thread now?

[Berober]

He'll be behind Gayle, Chamakh and Campbell I guess, but he's not awful for a 4th striker.

[Matt]

I thought he retired

[Hobo]

Liverpool signed Spanish U17 international Madgar Antonio and want to bring in Victor Valdes on a free transfer.

[Nerf]

Personal terms with Valdes have seemingly been agreed.

[brenchill]

Personal terms:

Are you ok with never playing?

Yes

[ZJ Penn]

Daley's played a Blinder?

Top, top, top punning lads. 'Triffic stuff.

[Berober]

Has anyone said that van Gaal has pulled a Blinder yet?

Daley's played a Blinder?

[Gazz]

Not the same Bero and you know it.

[Berober]

I just wanted to feel like I was ahead of the trend for something for once

[Gazz]

If you're going to pun, do it properly or Myke will shank you.

[Lineker]

Basingstoke Town are in talks to sign Ronaldinho.

The Conference South club claim to have held discussion with the agent of the 34-year-old former Brazil international, who left Atletico Mineiro this summer.

Simon Hood, Basingstoke Town's marketing director, said: "Discussions have been had, and there is an offer on the table. Now it is up to Ronaldinho to decide whether he wants to take us up on it.

"He is on a free transfer and if he wants to get into English football, I cannot think of a better way to do that than by signing for Basingstoke Town."

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

[ADG]

"He is on a free transfer and if he wants to get into English football, I cannot think of a better way to do that than by signing for Basingstoke Town."

I can.

[DavidMarrio]

Looks like Valdes will be joining us once he's recovered from his injury to provide competition for Mignolet.