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Mick

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Status Updates posted by Mick

  1. Stop it, please, for God's sake, please stop it. There's no more time! Please stop it. Stop it now. Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

  2. I wish I could tell you that Griff fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but the future ain't no fairy tale world. 

  3. Welcome to the Afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're DEAD.

  4. PAY ME FOR THE DOOR REPAIR CHARGE.

    -100

  5. I FOUND A MIRROR UNDER THE TABLE . 

  6. There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.

  7. Fucking Quintana...that creep can roll, man. 

  8. Here come the jesters, 
    One-two-three. 
    It's all part of my fantasy. 

  9. In the words of Aunty Entity - MASTER BLASTER RUNS BARTER TOWN. 

  10. BECAUSE. THE NAME'S RECOOME. 

    IT RHYMES WITH DOOM. 

    AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HURTING. 

    ALL.

    TOO.

    SOON!

  11. In comes the meat wagon, WOO-OOO, WOO-OOO. And the medic gets out and says "OH. My. GOD." New guy in the corner, puking his guts out, "BLEEEEEEEEEGHHHH", "BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGHHHHHHHHHH". All cause you want to save a couple extra pennies. Now, to me, that's-- 

  12. Hey fatty boom boom! Hit me wif da ching ching!
    Fat pocket klinking! Dollar eye twinkling!

  13. I've just had an apostrophe.

  14. Throw out your hands, Stick out your tush! Hands on your hips, Give 'em a push! You'll be surprised, You're doing the French Mistake! Viola!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Do you mean "voila"?

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks!

  15. How do you learn how to fall off a two foot ladder?!

  16. Don't let the hat fool you, the Pope's a crazy fucker. Probably blessed the car, got wasted and drove it off a fucking cliff.

  17. Daredevil dresses in his daughters' underwear!

  18. Good idea: Starting a status update trend. Bad idea: NOT CONFORMING.

  19. Good Idea: Signing Stone Cold to SmackDown. Bad Idea: Signing Stone Cold to SmackDown on April Fools'.

    1. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      I remember almost every detail about that segment. I also can't remember what happened two weeks ago on RAW.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOOO! *stunner*

  20. Good idea: Reading the first comment of this status update.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Bad idea: Reading the status update this comment is a part of.

  21. Good idea: Going on the most intense roller coaster ever made. Bad idea: Going on Mr. Bone's Wild Ride

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Nonsense. Who wouldn't wanna ride on a year-long roller coaster?

    2. Mick

      Mick

      I wanna get off MR. BONES' WILD RIDE.

    3. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      MR. BONES is life. MR. BONES is love.

  22. Good idea: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Bad idea: Shaka, when the walls fell.

    1. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      All the feels at the end of that episode.

  23. Good idea: Walling up a very annoying Sim. Bad idea: Walling up a very annoying real person.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Depends on the person.

  24. Good idea: Eating a Tic-tac before a date. Bad idea: Eating a thumb tack before a date.

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